Trigun Attacks.. Outlaw Star an Anime-parody by AngelDragon
Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun or anything I ruthlessly parody, but I do own this weirdo parody series.
Warnings/Notes: Ack! It's been a while, ne? Anyway, expect the usual from these guys, creative violence and language, not to mention a little shonen- ai. Comedy is strange, isn't it? To everyone who wrote little gifts into their reviews: the boys are enjoying them, I assure you. Ishida Kat-san, arigato for reminding me that the creepy bunny's name is Shiina. (I haven't seen Miyu in a while ^^;) PyroSprite-san, you're *never* devoid of words of wisdom! And Ale-san, yes, our little blonde head case *was* a little hyper, wasn't he? (Blame it on the candy cane stash he shares w/Legato ^^)
Current Songs in my Head: 'Are You In?' by Incubus & a couple naughty holiday songs I keep hearing on the radio. Weird Quote of the Day: "That, my friend, is because it's so full of mercy!" - Nicky-chan in response to the guy unloading his cross to him commenting that it's pretty damn heavy. (That's gotta be my fave Wolfwood line, I could do so much with that one!)
This is for Dragon Queen (Thanks for the jolt to my sleep-deprived muse & Vash-kun is drooling over having his very own donut place now)
Also: What happens when you combine bishis in bathing suits and a lot of snow? Hmm, I think you guys can figure that one out..
Trigun Attacks.. Outlaw Star
(Vash & Knives appear on the 'White Screen of PainTM' yet again, Knives is doodling something in his sketchbook, Vash looks like he didn't get much sleep the previous night)
Vash: Urk, Knivesu, what're you drawing?
Knives: Hmm, I call it a still life. Looky. (Holds tablet out to show Vash, who raises a brow)
Vash: Oookay, now that's just weird. (It's a pissed-looking chibi of Wolf in an apple costume, like in those underwear ads)
Knives: (Giggles) Yep! You should see what I drew the ice princess into! Legato drew a couple good ones, too. He's got a pretty interesting sense of humor!
(Wolf walks on in his pjs & a bathrobe, yawning & scratching the back of his head)
Wolf: Kami-sama, everything's sore! *Why* are we doing this again? You are one cruel onna, Angel-san.
Author: C'mon now, suck it up Nicky-chan. Slight change of pace today, I promised you guys a winter vacation, remember? Are you feeling more calm today, Knives-sama?
Knives: Hai! The aromatherapy Christmas present really helped slow my sugar buzz from all that candy and caffeine.
(Script drops into Vash's hands)
Vash: Finally! It's my turn again. (Flips through script) Hmm, 'Outlaw Star.' I like that show!
(The Insurance Girls appear again, Meryl's smirking)
Meryl: Gee, one ecchi, and spiky-haired, alcohol-chugging, big gun-wielding baka recognizing another?
Milly: Sempai, that's not very nice! Vash-san isn't a baka!
Wolf: (Puts an arm around Vash's shoulders) I agree with the big girl.
Knives: (Snickering & scribbling) Exactly, Wolf-breath. Perverts of the world unite! (The trio of bishis crack up, Meryl rolls her eyes & Milly blushes)
Meryl: *You* need to seek help. Seriously.
Knives: (Smirking) And *you* need to seek a boyfriend! (Brandishes his latest drawing: a chibi Meryl glomping some poor guy who's saying, "I only asked you what time it was!!")
Meryl: (Twitchy-browed) THAT'S IT! I'm gonna draw and quarter you, you sadistic little sketch-artist! (Vash insinuates himself between them, laughing nervously)
Vash: Not now, guys! We've gotta do the story and I've gotta get some sleep soon!
Author: Vash-chan's right, Meryl, don't be so uptight. You'll start to squeak when you walk.
Vash: (Reading on, Wolf's leaning on him, reading half-asleep over his shoulder) Okay.. Hey, it's the hot springs episode! And I get to be Gene, Nick, you're Fred, Meryl's Suzuka, Milly's Melfina and Knivesu's Jim. But Fred wasn't in this one, Angel-san.
Author: Well, I never said this was canon. Besides, there's a special kidnapping, er, guest, another of my favorite bishonen.
(Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing wanders on, looking confused)
Duo: Hee-chan? Quatre? Where the hell am I? And who're you people, anyway?!
Meryl: (Muttering) Welcome to *my* little world, kid.
Vash: Um, konnichi wa! You're playing - oh Kami - Aisha, in our story. (Snickering is heard in the background)
Duo: You've GOTTA be KIDDING me?! (The others assure him they're not) Just freaking great.. Why me?
Author: Fan service, Duo-chan. Besides, what other bishonen has that record- breaking braid? Just go with it and have fun.
(Everyone changes into his/her appropriate costumes, with or without dyed hair & so on)
Milly: Oh, kawaii Duo-san! You look so pretty with a white braid! And those fuzzy, pointy ears and big-belled collar like a plushie! (Glomps Duo, who sweatdrops & looks rather uncomfortable)
Meryl: Gomen! She can't help it sometimes!
Vash: (Sighs) Maybe we should be moving along now, Angel-san? Nick and I wanna go soak away our hangovers.
(Scenery is now the hot springs planet Tenrei, everyone finds themselves in bathing suits; Vash in Gene's famous speedo & knock off Hawaiian shirt combo, Wolf in black trunks & Fred's headband, Knives in trunks w/little pink bunnies on 'em & Duo & the girls in bikinis)
Vash: (Blushing furiously & sweatdropping) Angel-saaan!! This is embarrassing! Nobody wants to see me like this!
Wolf: Speak for yourself, Tongari. This is just an excuse for getting us into our bathing suits, isn't it?
Author: I'm not telling, Nicky. Besides, you look cute in trunks.
Knives: This works; Kuma shorts!
Duo: (Trying to hide behind a beach towel) Jeez, Wufei will *never* let me live this down! I can hear it now, "Maxwell, how could you let yourself be dressed up like an onna? Oh, the injustice of it all!"
Milly: (Blushing & trying to cover up more) Sempai, this bikini is showing far too much of my bosoms! (Meryl mutters, "At least you *have* bosoms.." then brandishes her bokken (wooden sword) at a giggling Knives and Wolf. Knives mutters, "Cherry chest!" & dodges a wild swing)
Vash: (Reads more) I don't get it, Angel-san? Can't we just go play in the hot springs?
Author: In a little while. Don't you want your clothes back first?
Wolf: (Suddenly wide-awake) Whadda ya mean by that? Can't you just set us up like last time? (Vash whispers to him, "I think this *is* a set up, Nick." His brow twitches)
Author: Nope. I figured since Gene gets his best caster shells here after going through all that trouble with the genius pervert and the hidden spa girl; maybe you guys should go up the mountain after your clothes. (Everyone sweatdrops at that)
Duo: Y- you're joking, right? There's SNOW up there!
Meryl: (Through gritted teeth as she drags him & Milly off) Let's just get going already!
(The little band of half-naked bishonen & shojo trudge up the mountain to find the hidden spa. Knives thinks he's being cute by flinging a few well- aimed snowballs at Wolf & Meryl, but they team up & stuff snow down his trunks. His yelps creep up the octave range as Vash & Duo almost roll down the mountain, laughing hard, Milly builds a little snow-Kuroneko)
Knives: (Shivering as he hops around trying to get the snow out) So where the, eep!, hell is this place? (A cracking noise is heard on his last hop & they have precisely three seconds to blink before the ground gives way under them, sending them plunging & screaming like schoolgirls into a wide pool of hot water. They surface, sputtering & gawking)
Knives: Ooo, nice! I thought I was gonna freeze my you-know-whats off. (Settles back to relax against the side)
(A slightly amused voice is heard from the shadows. "I thought you people would never get here!")
Duo: (Grinning as he stands up in the shallows) Hey, I *know* that voice! Wufei! (Wufei steps into the light w/his arms folded across his chest)
Wufei: Yes and Angel-san has told me about this insanity. Hold on a moment. (Pulls out a camera, snaps a pic of Duo, who blinks & blushes) Yuy and Quatre *must* see this!
Vash: (With nothing but his dyed, bristle-head above the water) Anou, do you have our clothes, Wufei-san?
Wufei: Yes, it's safe to come out now. They're in the next room and there's food and hot tea for you all as well. (Duo grins & glomps Wufei, saying, "Arigato, Fei-Fei!" Wufei glances at him from the corner of his eye, not amused much. "Go dry off, Duo.")
(Duo takes off & the others file out, but Vash doesn't get up)
Wolf: Hey, Tongari, don't you want something to eat?
Vash: (Sweatdropping) No, no, I'm fine, really. Go ahead, I'll, um, be there in a minute.
Wolf: (Goes up to him, putting a hand on his forehead) Alright, are you feeling okay? That's the first I've ever heard of *you* passing up a meal.
Author: Vash-chan's got a little problem, Nicky. He sorta lost something when you guys splashed down. Be a dear and get him a towel? (Wolf obliges, trying hard to keep a straight face, Vash sheepishly gets up & wraps the towel around his waist, keeping a death grip on it)
Vash: If Knivesu tries to be cute by stealing my towel.. Well, let's just say it'll be a long, cold, *naked* walk back down the mountain for HIM!
Wolf: (Laughs & drapes an arm over Vash's shoulders) What happened to 'Love and Peace'?
Vash: That would be the 'Tough Love and Peace' version, Nick!
(And so, our resident hooked up bishonen get to change back w/the others & enjoy goodies. Duo begs Wufei not to show the picture to the other pilots, unsuccessfully. Meryl plots to get Knives back for drawing a rude picture of her & flashing it around to the group & Milly shares strawberry Pocky w/everyone in an attempt to prevent any fights. And no one notices the little black cat wandering off, batting around part of a bathing suit like a weird little cat toy..)
*OWARI*
Well, there it is again. Thanks for the reviews & great ideas! And for all you Slayers fans out there, yes I *will* do a parody of it eventually. I've got a lot of catching up to do! Ja ne, minnasan!
Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun or anything I ruthlessly parody, but I do own this weirdo parody series.
Warnings/Notes: Ack! It's been a while, ne? Anyway, expect the usual from these guys, creative violence and language, not to mention a little shonen- ai. Comedy is strange, isn't it? To everyone who wrote little gifts into their reviews: the boys are enjoying them, I assure you. Ishida Kat-san, arigato for reminding me that the creepy bunny's name is Shiina. (I haven't seen Miyu in a while ^^;) PyroSprite-san, you're *never* devoid of words of wisdom! And Ale-san, yes, our little blonde head case *was* a little hyper, wasn't he? (Blame it on the candy cane stash he shares w/Legato ^^)
Current Songs in my Head: 'Are You In?' by Incubus & a couple naughty holiday songs I keep hearing on the radio. Weird Quote of the Day: "That, my friend, is because it's so full of mercy!" - Nicky-chan in response to the guy unloading his cross to him commenting that it's pretty damn heavy. (That's gotta be my fave Wolfwood line, I could do so much with that one!)
This is for Dragon Queen (Thanks for the jolt to my sleep-deprived muse & Vash-kun is drooling over having his very own donut place now)
Also: What happens when you combine bishis in bathing suits and a lot of snow? Hmm, I think you guys can figure that one out..
Trigun Attacks.. Outlaw Star
(Vash & Knives appear on the 'White Screen of PainTM' yet again, Knives is doodling something in his sketchbook, Vash looks like he didn't get much sleep the previous night)
Vash: Urk, Knivesu, what're you drawing?
Knives: Hmm, I call it a still life. Looky. (Holds tablet out to show Vash, who raises a brow)
Vash: Oookay, now that's just weird. (It's a pissed-looking chibi of Wolf in an apple costume, like in those underwear ads)
Knives: (Giggles) Yep! You should see what I drew the ice princess into! Legato drew a couple good ones, too. He's got a pretty interesting sense of humor!
(Wolf walks on in his pjs & a bathrobe, yawning & scratching the back of his head)
Wolf: Kami-sama, everything's sore! *Why* are we doing this again? You are one cruel onna, Angel-san.
Author: C'mon now, suck it up Nicky-chan. Slight change of pace today, I promised you guys a winter vacation, remember? Are you feeling more calm today, Knives-sama?
Knives: Hai! The aromatherapy Christmas present really helped slow my sugar buzz from all that candy and caffeine.
(Script drops into Vash's hands)
Vash: Finally! It's my turn again. (Flips through script) Hmm, 'Outlaw Star.' I like that show!
(The Insurance Girls appear again, Meryl's smirking)
Meryl: Gee, one ecchi, and spiky-haired, alcohol-chugging, big gun-wielding baka recognizing another?
Milly: Sempai, that's not very nice! Vash-san isn't a baka!
Wolf: (Puts an arm around Vash's shoulders) I agree with the big girl.
Knives: (Snickering & scribbling) Exactly, Wolf-breath. Perverts of the world unite! (The trio of bishis crack up, Meryl rolls her eyes & Milly blushes)
Meryl: *You* need to seek help. Seriously.
Knives: (Smirking) And *you* need to seek a boyfriend! (Brandishes his latest drawing: a chibi Meryl glomping some poor guy who's saying, "I only asked you what time it was!!")
Meryl: (Twitchy-browed) THAT'S IT! I'm gonna draw and quarter you, you sadistic little sketch-artist! (Vash insinuates himself between them, laughing nervously)
Vash: Not now, guys! We've gotta do the story and I've gotta get some sleep soon!
Author: Vash-chan's right, Meryl, don't be so uptight. You'll start to squeak when you walk.
Vash: (Reading on, Wolf's leaning on him, reading half-asleep over his shoulder) Okay.. Hey, it's the hot springs episode! And I get to be Gene, Nick, you're Fred, Meryl's Suzuka, Milly's Melfina and Knivesu's Jim. But Fred wasn't in this one, Angel-san.
Author: Well, I never said this was canon. Besides, there's a special kidnapping, er, guest, another of my favorite bishonen.
(Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing wanders on, looking confused)
Duo: Hee-chan? Quatre? Where the hell am I? And who're you people, anyway?!
Meryl: (Muttering) Welcome to *my* little world, kid.
Vash: Um, konnichi wa! You're playing - oh Kami - Aisha, in our story. (Snickering is heard in the background)
Duo: You've GOTTA be KIDDING me?! (The others assure him they're not) Just freaking great.. Why me?
Author: Fan service, Duo-chan. Besides, what other bishonen has that record- breaking braid? Just go with it and have fun.
(Everyone changes into his/her appropriate costumes, with or without dyed hair & so on)
Milly: Oh, kawaii Duo-san! You look so pretty with a white braid! And those fuzzy, pointy ears and big-belled collar like a plushie! (Glomps Duo, who sweatdrops & looks rather uncomfortable)
Meryl: Gomen! She can't help it sometimes!
Vash: (Sighs) Maybe we should be moving along now, Angel-san? Nick and I wanna go soak away our hangovers.
(Scenery is now the hot springs planet Tenrei, everyone finds themselves in bathing suits; Vash in Gene's famous speedo & knock off Hawaiian shirt combo, Wolf in black trunks & Fred's headband, Knives in trunks w/little pink bunnies on 'em & Duo & the girls in bikinis)
Vash: (Blushing furiously & sweatdropping) Angel-saaan!! This is embarrassing! Nobody wants to see me like this!
Wolf: Speak for yourself, Tongari. This is just an excuse for getting us into our bathing suits, isn't it?
Author: I'm not telling, Nicky. Besides, you look cute in trunks.
Knives: This works; Kuma shorts!
Duo: (Trying to hide behind a beach towel) Jeez, Wufei will *never* let me live this down! I can hear it now, "Maxwell, how could you let yourself be dressed up like an onna? Oh, the injustice of it all!"
Milly: (Blushing & trying to cover up more) Sempai, this bikini is showing far too much of my bosoms! (Meryl mutters, "At least you *have* bosoms.." then brandishes her bokken (wooden sword) at a giggling Knives and Wolf. Knives mutters, "Cherry chest!" & dodges a wild swing)
Vash: (Reads more) I don't get it, Angel-san? Can't we just go play in the hot springs?
Author: In a little while. Don't you want your clothes back first?
Wolf: (Suddenly wide-awake) Whadda ya mean by that? Can't you just set us up like last time? (Vash whispers to him, "I think this *is* a set up, Nick." His brow twitches)
Author: Nope. I figured since Gene gets his best caster shells here after going through all that trouble with the genius pervert and the hidden spa girl; maybe you guys should go up the mountain after your clothes. (Everyone sweatdrops at that)
Duo: Y- you're joking, right? There's SNOW up there!
Meryl: (Through gritted teeth as she drags him & Milly off) Let's just get going already!
(The little band of half-naked bishonen & shojo trudge up the mountain to find the hidden spa. Knives thinks he's being cute by flinging a few well- aimed snowballs at Wolf & Meryl, but they team up & stuff snow down his trunks. His yelps creep up the octave range as Vash & Duo almost roll down the mountain, laughing hard, Milly builds a little snow-Kuroneko)
Knives: (Shivering as he hops around trying to get the snow out) So where the, eep!, hell is this place? (A cracking noise is heard on his last hop & they have precisely three seconds to blink before the ground gives way under them, sending them plunging & screaming like schoolgirls into a wide pool of hot water. They surface, sputtering & gawking)
Knives: Ooo, nice! I thought I was gonna freeze my you-know-whats off. (Settles back to relax against the side)
(A slightly amused voice is heard from the shadows. "I thought you people would never get here!")
Duo: (Grinning as he stands up in the shallows) Hey, I *know* that voice! Wufei! (Wufei steps into the light w/his arms folded across his chest)
Wufei: Yes and Angel-san has told me about this insanity. Hold on a moment. (Pulls out a camera, snaps a pic of Duo, who blinks & blushes) Yuy and Quatre *must* see this!
Vash: (With nothing but his dyed, bristle-head above the water) Anou, do you have our clothes, Wufei-san?
Wufei: Yes, it's safe to come out now. They're in the next room and there's food and hot tea for you all as well. (Duo grins & glomps Wufei, saying, "Arigato, Fei-Fei!" Wufei glances at him from the corner of his eye, not amused much. "Go dry off, Duo.")
(Duo takes off & the others file out, but Vash doesn't get up)
Wolf: Hey, Tongari, don't you want something to eat?
Vash: (Sweatdropping) No, no, I'm fine, really. Go ahead, I'll, um, be there in a minute.
Wolf: (Goes up to him, putting a hand on his forehead) Alright, are you feeling okay? That's the first I've ever heard of *you* passing up a meal.
Author: Vash-chan's got a little problem, Nicky. He sorta lost something when you guys splashed down. Be a dear and get him a towel? (Wolf obliges, trying hard to keep a straight face, Vash sheepishly gets up & wraps the towel around his waist, keeping a death grip on it)
Vash: If Knivesu tries to be cute by stealing my towel.. Well, let's just say it'll be a long, cold, *naked* walk back down the mountain for HIM!
Wolf: (Laughs & drapes an arm over Vash's shoulders) What happened to 'Love and Peace'?
Vash: That would be the 'Tough Love and Peace' version, Nick!
(And so, our resident hooked up bishonen get to change back w/the others & enjoy goodies. Duo begs Wufei not to show the picture to the other pilots, unsuccessfully. Meryl plots to get Knives back for drawing a rude picture of her & flashing it around to the group & Milly shares strawberry Pocky w/everyone in an attempt to prevent any fights. And no one notices the little black cat wandering off, batting around part of a bathing suit like a weird little cat toy..)
*OWARI*
Well, there it is again. Thanks for the reviews & great ideas! And for all you Slayers fans out there, yes I *will* do a parody of it eventually. I've got a lot of catching up to do! Ja ne, minnasan!