"Trigun Attacks.Gundam Wing" an anime-parody by AngelDragon
Wow, it's been a long time, hasn't it minnasan? Gomen for the complete lack of updating for, hmm, about maybe four months now? O.o Ack! (My pc source was a complete idiot and totally unreliable, so I'm 'borrowing' time from my local library until I can get a replacement, so I still may be infrequent with updates..)
Anyway, enough about my crap, let's see if I even remember how this goes.. Oh yeah, this is rated PG-13, as always and beware of language and absurd violence. And there may be mild shonen-ai here too, so remember that as well. Hope this posts okay and please enjoy!
Hmm, oh and this is for Braided Baka Girl, who gave me this neat little suggestion. (Hope it's sufficiently weird enough for you ^_^)
Weird Quote of the Day: "Now I know why the short haired girl is so pissed off at you all the time!!" - Wolfwood to Vash after they fall into the sand trap in episode 9, I believe?
Current Song in My Head: 'Can't Stop' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Trigun Attacks.. Gundam Wing
(Vash and Meryl appear on the 'White Screen of Pain TM', Meryl looking happy for once)
Vash: Why are you in such a good mood today, Meryl?
Meryl: Because for once, that obsessive little environmentalist of yours won't be bugging me !!
Vash: Oh, that's right, you dislocated his shoulder after he pantsed you in the bar, huh? (Meryl nods, grinning w/ookami fangs, saying 'Milly's hanging out with him in the hospital. Thinks she's gonna teach him to sew, of all things!')
Vash: (perplexed) Oookay, that's odd, but at least it'll keep him busy for a while. (calls off-screen) Hey Nick, you can come out now!
(Wolfwood cautiously comes on, glancing around)
Wolf: Great, a Knives-free day. For once, I'm appreciative, Meryl. (script bops Wolf on the head, he says, 'Itai!' and picks it up) Hey, what's the big deal, Angel-san?
Author: Sorry Nicky, it slipped. Vash-chan, glomp him for a minute, will you? (shrugging, Vash complies just as Wolf reads the packet and says, 'Oh HELL NO! C'mon, we just got back from vacation!') And that's why I asked for your assistance, Vash.
(Vash reads over Wolf's shoulder, struggling to keep him from bolting)
Vash: Hey, we're doing 'Gundam Wing'? That's a great show! (pauses) Oh, I get it.. He's back again, huh? (Wolf nods vehemently and says, 'If you really care about me, you'll let me go before - shimatta! Too late now..')
(Legato coolly strolls on, gesturing to his right, saying, 'Look who I found?' The trio gawks at an unsurprised Duo Maxwell, who was shaking his head and muttering, 'Why the hell does this guy sound so familiar?')
Author: Arigato, Legato-chan. You're not a bad bounty hunter. Welcome back, Duo-chan!
Duo: Like I had a choice? Besides, I wasn't about to loan out my Gundam without keeping an eye on you people. (mutters) And I don't even wanna know who you'd have gotten to play me if I didn't show up!
Wolf: (sighs) Yet another round of weird on the half-shell, coming up. (flips through script) Yosh! No girls this time and can it, Meryl.
Meryl: (snorts) I'm not saying a thing.. Nichole! (Wolf growls and lunges for her, Vash catching him in time)
Wolf: Jeez! You get put in a dress against your will one lousy time and you're never let off the hook! (Duo raises a brow and looks to Legato, who says, 'A long and amusing story, believe me..')
Author: And he was asking for it by not being a good sport. So do read on Nicky, we've got a time limit you know.
Wolf: Fine. Leggo, Tongari, I'm not goin' anywhere. Okay, I'm this Heero Yuy kid, you're this kid named Quatre Raberba Winner, short-stack over there's (snicker) a kid named Chang Wufei and the psychic smurf's playin' Trowa Barton.
Duo: (busts out laughing) Oh Kami, now this'll be funny! Wufei'd be so pissed if he found out a girl was playing his part! (Meryl glares at him and gives him an 'in-your-eye!' gesture, pointing to his braid. 'You're one to talk, braided baka!) Oh, now she sounds like Hee-chan!
(While Duo tries to compose himself, the others wander off to change into their costumes, scenery changes to a big grassy field, w/trees scattered around the boundary)
Author: Well, don't you guys look sharp? Nice shorts, Nicky-chan.
Meryl & Vash: (laughing hard) Spandex-boy!!
Wolf: Urusai!! (blushes) Angel-san, can we please move past this? They all get normal clothes!
Author: Alright, alright. Don't get your (snickers) shorts in a bunch. (The others laugh and snort, even in the face of 'Heero's' 'Glare of Death')
Duo: Um, what's the point now? (gestures to the field) Where are our Gundams?
(The five Gundams; Wing, Shenlong/Nataku, Deathscythe, Sandrock and Heavyarms appear a little ways off. The cast goes towards them - and facefaults)
Duo: The hell?! W-what did you do to my Deathscythe?!
Legato: Story-Mistress, are these toys?
Vash: How kawaii! (picks up Sandrock) Like little model kits or something.
Meryl: Are they supposed to be this small?
Wolf: (grinning) Is that what you say when you look in the mirror while you try on clothes? (ducks when she goes to brain him w/the chibi Shenlong while saying, 'Gee, I was about to ask you the same thing!')
Author: Gomen, guys, I went over budget again. Do you know how many double- dollars it took to get you all to Tenrei? So I had to get four of the Gundams chibi-sized and scrimp on the scenery.
Duo: (holding up Deathscythe, teary-eyed) My poor Deathscythe! Now how does Shinigami get to fight?!
Author: Don't worry, Duo. It just shrank in the wash, that's all. Put it in the dryer on fluff - and run. It'll go back to normal.
Legato: But what are we fighting?
(a scale model of an OZ base appears, along w/remote controls for the Gundams, the cast looks less than enthused)
Wolf: (looks at the others and shrugs) What the hell? Let's do this then.
Vash: Wait, don't we need a villain?
Author: I was gonna let Knives-sama play Zechs - until Meryl made it so he could pat himself on the back - literally.
Duo: But we've gotta fight somebody! Isn't there anyone else in your freaky little theatre troupe from Hell to play his part?
(Conveniently, Kuroneko wanders on, sitting by the remote to the chibi Tallgeese, going, 'Myaa..' Duo and Vash look at each other for a second, then back to the cat. 'Yosh!!' Meryl mutters, 'Good grief!' in the background, shaking her head)
(And so, the 'battle' begins, Wing leading the fight with Shenlong and Deathscythe as backup against Kuroneko's Tallgeese, the little cat putting up a good fight. Sandrock and Heavyarms take out the 'base' itself and the other 'mobile suits'. And of course, in hardly much time at all, the chibi Gundams take out the Tallgeese, Kuroneko giving them a kitty raspberry after)
Duo: Hah! Mission accomplished, right 'Heero'? (turns to Wolf, who smirks and nods)
Vash: Hey, look at this, minnasan! (holds up something he got from the cockpit of chibi Sandrock) It's a plushie Quatre keychain.
Author: The rest of you should check out your Gundams..
Duo: Kawaii! It's a Teeny Shinigami! (his is a little Duo w/bat wings, hat & tiny scythe)
Legato: And I thought I was the only one with problem hair.. (his is a little Trowa)
Wolf: I still don't get how he can wear these shorts.. (his is a little Heero)
Meryl: Hey, this one's pretty kawaii! (hers is a little Wufei w/removable white jacket. And of course, she removes it)
Author: Heh. Now squeeze 'em. You'll see.
(They do so, laughing when they hear the little things talk; Duo says, 'Look, it's Tickle Me Heero!' when he grabs Wolf's keychain and makes it laugh, then squeezes it again so it says 'omae o korosu.' He cracks up when Vash's says, 'Can't we just be friends?')
Meryl: (with a wry look, squeezes hers) 'Injustice!' (mutters) Tell me about it..
Legato: Mine doesn't seem to be working.
Duo: (looks over from making his keychain's little wings flap) Hm? Oh, nah. Trowa's a fairly quiet guy. Trust me, you're not missing too much.
Vash: I think it's that time again, Angel-san.. (watches Meryl & Wolf making Wing and Shenlong 'fight' each other, getting more po'd as it goes on)
Author: (sighs) Yeah. That's enough playtime for one day. You can keep the keychains, guys. (everyone changes back into his or her 'normal' clothes)
(So, Duo takes Deathscythe to the Laundromat (making sure it was empty, of course) to use the dryer on his precious Gundam, hauling ass when it becomes normal-sized again, before he could be caught and sued, Meryl admits she plays with dolls, Wolf and Vash mess with her mind by moving hers around whenever she leaves her room and Legato uses his for, of all things, keys. And of course, no one notices the little black cat w/a little plushie Zechs one on it's collar, walking haughtily away.. 'Myaa..')
OWARI
Well, there it was, hope it turned out alright. Please be patient with me, I'm pretty busy these day, so I can't update regularly anymore. But I'm still writing all those great suggestions you all have been so nice to give me and when I can, I'll definitely post them. Until next time..
Wow, it's been a long time, hasn't it minnasan? Gomen for the complete lack of updating for, hmm, about maybe four months now? O.o Ack! (My pc source was a complete idiot and totally unreliable, so I'm 'borrowing' time from my local library until I can get a replacement, so I still may be infrequent with updates..)
Anyway, enough about my crap, let's see if I even remember how this goes.. Oh yeah, this is rated PG-13, as always and beware of language and absurd violence. And there may be mild shonen-ai here too, so remember that as well. Hope this posts okay and please enjoy!
Hmm, oh and this is for Braided Baka Girl, who gave me this neat little suggestion. (Hope it's sufficiently weird enough for you ^_^)
Weird Quote of the Day: "Now I know why the short haired girl is so pissed off at you all the time!!" - Wolfwood to Vash after they fall into the sand trap in episode 9, I believe?
Current Song in My Head: 'Can't Stop' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Trigun Attacks.. Gundam Wing
(Vash and Meryl appear on the 'White Screen of Pain TM', Meryl looking happy for once)
Vash: Why are you in such a good mood today, Meryl?
Meryl: Because for once, that obsessive little environmentalist of yours won't be bugging me !!
Vash: Oh, that's right, you dislocated his shoulder after he pantsed you in the bar, huh? (Meryl nods, grinning w/ookami fangs, saying 'Milly's hanging out with him in the hospital. Thinks she's gonna teach him to sew, of all things!')
Vash: (perplexed) Oookay, that's odd, but at least it'll keep him busy for a while. (calls off-screen) Hey Nick, you can come out now!
(Wolfwood cautiously comes on, glancing around)
Wolf: Great, a Knives-free day. For once, I'm appreciative, Meryl. (script bops Wolf on the head, he says, 'Itai!' and picks it up) Hey, what's the big deal, Angel-san?
Author: Sorry Nicky, it slipped. Vash-chan, glomp him for a minute, will you? (shrugging, Vash complies just as Wolf reads the packet and says, 'Oh HELL NO! C'mon, we just got back from vacation!') And that's why I asked for your assistance, Vash.
(Vash reads over Wolf's shoulder, struggling to keep him from bolting)
Vash: Hey, we're doing 'Gundam Wing'? That's a great show! (pauses) Oh, I get it.. He's back again, huh? (Wolf nods vehemently and says, 'If you really care about me, you'll let me go before - shimatta! Too late now..')
(Legato coolly strolls on, gesturing to his right, saying, 'Look who I found?' The trio gawks at an unsurprised Duo Maxwell, who was shaking his head and muttering, 'Why the hell does this guy sound so familiar?')
Author: Arigato, Legato-chan. You're not a bad bounty hunter. Welcome back, Duo-chan!
Duo: Like I had a choice? Besides, I wasn't about to loan out my Gundam without keeping an eye on you people. (mutters) And I don't even wanna know who you'd have gotten to play me if I didn't show up!
Wolf: (sighs) Yet another round of weird on the half-shell, coming up. (flips through script) Yosh! No girls this time and can it, Meryl.
Meryl: (snorts) I'm not saying a thing.. Nichole! (Wolf growls and lunges for her, Vash catching him in time)
Wolf: Jeez! You get put in a dress against your will one lousy time and you're never let off the hook! (Duo raises a brow and looks to Legato, who says, 'A long and amusing story, believe me..')
Author: And he was asking for it by not being a good sport. So do read on Nicky, we've got a time limit you know.
Wolf: Fine. Leggo, Tongari, I'm not goin' anywhere. Okay, I'm this Heero Yuy kid, you're this kid named Quatre Raberba Winner, short-stack over there's (snicker) a kid named Chang Wufei and the psychic smurf's playin' Trowa Barton.
Duo: (busts out laughing) Oh Kami, now this'll be funny! Wufei'd be so pissed if he found out a girl was playing his part! (Meryl glares at him and gives him an 'in-your-eye!' gesture, pointing to his braid. 'You're one to talk, braided baka!) Oh, now she sounds like Hee-chan!
(While Duo tries to compose himself, the others wander off to change into their costumes, scenery changes to a big grassy field, w/trees scattered around the boundary)
Author: Well, don't you guys look sharp? Nice shorts, Nicky-chan.
Meryl & Vash: (laughing hard) Spandex-boy!!
Wolf: Urusai!! (blushes) Angel-san, can we please move past this? They all get normal clothes!
Author: Alright, alright. Don't get your (snickers) shorts in a bunch. (The others laugh and snort, even in the face of 'Heero's' 'Glare of Death')
Duo: Um, what's the point now? (gestures to the field) Where are our Gundams?
(The five Gundams; Wing, Shenlong/Nataku, Deathscythe, Sandrock and Heavyarms appear a little ways off. The cast goes towards them - and facefaults)
Duo: The hell?! W-what did you do to my Deathscythe?!
Legato: Story-Mistress, are these toys?
Vash: How kawaii! (picks up Sandrock) Like little model kits or something.
Meryl: Are they supposed to be this small?
Wolf: (grinning) Is that what you say when you look in the mirror while you try on clothes? (ducks when she goes to brain him w/the chibi Shenlong while saying, 'Gee, I was about to ask you the same thing!')
Author: Gomen, guys, I went over budget again. Do you know how many double- dollars it took to get you all to Tenrei? So I had to get four of the Gundams chibi-sized and scrimp on the scenery.
Duo: (holding up Deathscythe, teary-eyed) My poor Deathscythe! Now how does Shinigami get to fight?!
Author: Don't worry, Duo. It just shrank in the wash, that's all. Put it in the dryer on fluff - and run. It'll go back to normal.
Legato: But what are we fighting?
(a scale model of an OZ base appears, along w/remote controls for the Gundams, the cast looks less than enthused)
Wolf: (looks at the others and shrugs) What the hell? Let's do this then.
Vash: Wait, don't we need a villain?
Author: I was gonna let Knives-sama play Zechs - until Meryl made it so he could pat himself on the back - literally.
Duo: But we've gotta fight somebody! Isn't there anyone else in your freaky little theatre troupe from Hell to play his part?
(Conveniently, Kuroneko wanders on, sitting by the remote to the chibi Tallgeese, going, 'Myaa..' Duo and Vash look at each other for a second, then back to the cat. 'Yosh!!' Meryl mutters, 'Good grief!' in the background, shaking her head)
(And so, the 'battle' begins, Wing leading the fight with Shenlong and Deathscythe as backup against Kuroneko's Tallgeese, the little cat putting up a good fight. Sandrock and Heavyarms take out the 'base' itself and the other 'mobile suits'. And of course, in hardly much time at all, the chibi Gundams take out the Tallgeese, Kuroneko giving them a kitty raspberry after)
Duo: Hah! Mission accomplished, right 'Heero'? (turns to Wolf, who smirks and nods)
Vash: Hey, look at this, minnasan! (holds up something he got from the cockpit of chibi Sandrock) It's a plushie Quatre keychain.
Author: The rest of you should check out your Gundams..
Duo: Kawaii! It's a Teeny Shinigami! (his is a little Duo w/bat wings, hat & tiny scythe)
Legato: And I thought I was the only one with problem hair.. (his is a little Trowa)
Wolf: I still don't get how he can wear these shorts.. (his is a little Heero)
Meryl: Hey, this one's pretty kawaii! (hers is a little Wufei w/removable white jacket. And of course, she removes it)
Author: Heh. Now squeeze 'em. You'll see.
(They do so, laughing when they hear the little things talk; Duo says, 'Look, it's Tickle Me Heero!' when he grabs Wolf's keychain and makes it laugh, then squeezes it again so it says 'omae o korosu.' He cracks up when Vash's says, 'Can't we just be friends?')
Meryl: (with a wry look, squeezes hers) 'Injustice!' (mutters) Tell me about it..
Legato: Mine doesn't seem to be working.
Duo: (looks over from making his keychain's little wings flap) Hm? Oh, nah. Trowa's a fairly quiet guy. Trust me, you're not missing too much.
Vash: I think it's that time again, Angel-san.. (watches Meryl & Wolf making Wing and Shenlong 'fight' each other, getting more po'd as it goes on)
Author: (sighs) Yeah. That's enough playtime for one day. You can keep the keychains, guys. (everyone changes back into his or her 'normal' clothes)
(So, Duo takes Deathscythe to the Laundromat (making sure it was empty, of course) to use the dryer on his precious Gundam, hauling ass when it becomes normal-sized again, before he could be caught and sued, Meryl admits she plays with dolls, Wolf and Vash mess with her mind by moving hers around whenever she leaves her room and Legato uses his for, of all things, keys. And of course, no one notices the little black cat w/a little plushie Zechs one on it's collar, walking haughtily away.. 'Myaa..')
OWARI
Well, there it was, hope it turned out alright. Please be patient with me, I'm pretty busy these day, so I can't update regularly anymore. But I'm still writing all those great suggestions you all have been so nice to give me and when I can, I'll definitely post them. Until next time..