Megami: Whoa! I love DBZ..& oddly this is my first fic I wrote about
it..lol
Vegeta: Save us all...
Megami: Shut UP! *hits him w/ baseball bat* MEANIE!
Vegeta: Why you..I should blast you right now!!!!!
Megami: But you won't beacuse this ficcy is about you!
Vegeta: Yeah..and later I make a fool out of myself!
Megami: Oh, Veggie. Sometimes I wonder why you're my fave character...
Vegeta: Because I AM THE BEST!
Megami: ......yeah....*whispers* don't tell him, but I liked Goku to....
Veggie: WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?!!!!! *Goes S.S.*
Megami: *Gulp* Um.. lets start the story.....*hides*
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*CRASH!!* "Whoo, we're here! Earth!" Sazula danced happily around her and her friends spaceship.
"Yeah! I can't wait!" Her friend, Hoshi was smiling. It just so happened, that they had landed only about ten miles from the Tournament.
"Hey, you think we'll find men over there?" Sazula pointed.
"Probably. Boy will the people on Ookami be happy with us!" They flew to the stadium. "Ok, Sazula, you know what to do!"
"Righty-o!" She walked up behind a short guy with really tall hair. *Tap, tap* He turned around.
"What do you wan-" *kick* "Why the hell did you kick me...there!?"
"It's a man!" Sazula yelled pointing.
"Tell us your name!" Hoshi said walking over and snapping a picture and writing stuff down on a clip board.
"No."
"No..what a funny name..." Sazula said. Vegeta not being able to hold in his laughter, cracked a grin. "What's so funny, No? Hey, No, why do you keep laughing at me, whenever I talk to you?!" Vegeta was now rolling with laughter. These girls are so stupid! Sazula shrugged and walked over to Gohan. *Tap tap* He turned.
"Ye-" *Kick* "Ow ow ow ow ow!"
"It's a man!" Sazula called once again pointing at him. "What's your name?" Gohan still in pain responded: "Ow ow ow ow ow!" Sazula turned to Hoshi.
"His name is Ow ow ow ow ow. ...Earthlings have funny names.." Vegtea was laughing so hard he had to support himself, so he didn't just fall down and keep laughing. "Hey, No, why are you laughing at me?!"
"N-no reason!" He maneged through laughs.
"Well, whatever.." Sazula wandered over to Goku. *tap tap* He turned. *Kick*
"Owchies!"
"It's a man!" Hoshi walked over to him.
"What's your name?"
"G-Goku.." Sazula turned to ' No ' "
"Hey, No, are you entered in the tournament?"
"Yes. I am."
"That's cool! So am I!" Trunks wandered over to her.
"May I ask you a question?"
"Sure." Trunks stopped her foot from kicking him.
"Um..why are you kicking us?"
"To find out if you're male or female." Trunks blinked. Vegeta was rolling with laughter.
"....ok..I can tell you two aren't from around here...."
"Right, we come from Ookami." Piccolo walked over. "Ooo! It's a Namek!" Piccolo ignored her.
"See Trunks the people of Ookami are all women." Trunks blinked.
"Uh, how do you have babies and stuff?" Trunks asked looking at Sazula.
"Well, for one thing, we DO NOT have them like Namek's do. All Ookami people are born from Silver Flowers, that are kept behind gates and are protected by our Queen. As long as an Ookami keeps her flower, she will always be able to comeback to life and live a very long time." Vegeta walked over, still laughing.
"Ha, Namek, they come from flowers! " Piccolo just stared at him, in a, if you weren't Goku's ' friend ', I'd kill you...way.
"The Namek's are created funny. But Ookami if very good friends with them!"
Then they all heard: And now to start the tournament...Sazula vs. Vegeta!!
"OO! I'm up!" Sazula floated to the arena. *Tap tap* The annocer turned. *Kick* He slummped to the floor, while the crowd broke out laughing. "It's a man! " Sazula called to her friend.
"Hehehe, that makes another one."
Vegeta walked onto the platform.
"Hey, No, where's Vegeta?" He laughed. I have to keep this up. It's to funny to tell her the truth!
"That's my cover name." I wonder if she'll buy it...?"
"Oh ok." Sazula's tail popped out. "Ah, my pretty tail!" It was a pretty silver and blue color. "Shakey shakey!!" She giggled shaking her butt. "OKAY! I'm ready!" Vegeta and her went head to head. In about five minutes she beat him. "WHOO! I won!"
"That's only because I LET you."
"Oh...well I still won! " They walked ' back stage ' . "Did you see me Hoshi!? I beat him!" Hoshi nodded and patted her friend on the head.
"Good job!"
"Hey, No, you were really tuff to beat." She smiled at Vegeta. Goku walked over.
"Uh, you know, his name is Vegeta, not No..he's only doing that to keep..uh...laughing I guess...which is quite odd...for Vegeta.."
"Hoshi read his mind, and tell me if that's true!"
"Righty-O!.......yep."
"You lied to me! How mean!"
"Correct I am mean." Vegeta said, walking away.
"I don't believe that! I was lied to!" Vegeta turned around.
"Get used to it." Sazula wanting to change the subject did so.
"You like my tail!?" She turned around and shook her butt. "It's cute, isn't it?" Vegeta smiled.
"Yes, very....."
"Shakey, shakey, shakey!" Goku sighed.
"Hey, Sazula you know, he's not looking at your tail...he's looking at your butt." Sazula whirled around.
"You're not looking at my butt, are you!!!?"
"Oh, no, just your lovely tail." He said smiling. Sazula smiled and turned back around to let him admire her ' tail ' . Goku shook his head.
"Some people..." He muttered sitting down. Everyone around Sazula knew exactly what Vegeta was looking at.
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Megami: Look, you are such a lier!
Veggie: So? & Stop typing my name as Veggie!
Megami: Why? It's funnier that way.
Veggie: I SAID STOP IT!!!
Megami: :p, anyway, please tell me what you all think about it so far! ^^
Vegeta: Save us all...
Megami: Shut UP! *hits him w/ baseball bat* MEANIE!
Vegeta: Why you..I should blast you right now!!!!!
Megami: But you won't beacuse this ficcy is about you!
Vegeta: Yeah..and later I make a fool out of myself!
Megami: Oh, Veggie. Sometimes I wonder why you're my fave character...
Vegeta: Because I AM THE BEST!
Megami: ......yeah....*whispers* don't tell him, but I liked Goku to....
Veggie: WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?!!!!! *Goes S.S.*
Megami: *Gulp* Um.. lets start the story.....*hides*
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*CRASH!!* "Whoo, we're here! Earth!" Sazula danced happily around her and her friends spaceship.
"Yeah! I can't wait!" Her friend, Hoshi was smiling. It just so happened, that they had landed only about ten miles from the Tournament.
"Hey, you think we'll find men over there?" Sazula pointed.
"Probably. Boy will the people on Ookami be happy with us!" They flew to the stadium. "Ok, Sazula, you know what to do!"
"Righty-o!" She walked up behind a short guy with really tall hair. *Tap, tap* He turned around.
"What do you wan-" *kick* "Why the hell did you kick me...there!?"
"It's a man!" Sazula yelled pointing.
"Tell us your name!" Hoshi said walking over and snapping a picture and writing stuff down on a clip board.
"No."
"No..what a funny name..." Sazula said. Vegeta not being able to hold in his laughter, cracked a grin. "What's so funny, No? Hey, No, why do you keep laughing at me, whenever I talk to you?!" Vegeta was now rolling with laughter. These girls are so stupid! Sazula shrugged and walked over to Gohan. *Tap tap* He turned.
"Ye-" *Kick* "Ow ow ow ow ow!"
"It's a man!" Sazula called once again pointing at him. "What's your name?" Gohan still in pain responded: "Ow ow ow ow ow!" Sazula turned to Hoshi.
"His name is Ow ow ow ow ow. ...Earthlings have funny names.." Vegtea was laughing so hard he had to support himself, so he didn't just fall down and keep laughing. "Hey, No, why are you laughing at me?!"
"N-no reason!" He maneged through laughs.
"Well, whatever.." Sazula wandered over to Goku. *tap tap* He turned. *Kick*
"Owchies!"
"It's a man!" Hoshi walked over to him.
"What's your name?"
"G-Goku.." Sazula turned to ' No ' "
"Hey, No, are you entered in the tournament?"
"Yes. I am."
"That's cool! So am I!" Trunks wandered over to her.
"May I ask you a question?"
"Sure." Trunks stopped her foot from kicking him.
"Um..why are you kicking us?"
"To find out if you're male or female." Trunks blinked. Vegeta was rolling with laughter.
"....ok..I can tell you two aren't from around here...."
"Right, we come from Ookami." Piccolo walked over. "Ooo! It's a Namek!" Piccolo ignored her.
"See Trunks the people of Ookami are all women." Trunks blinked.
"Uh, how do you have babies and stuff?" Trunks asked looking at Sazula.
"Well, for one thing, we DO NOT have them like Namek's do. All Ookami people are born from Silver Flowers, that are kept behind gates and are protected by our Queen. As long as an Ookami keeps her flower, she will always be able to comeback to life and live a very long time." Vegeta walked over, still laughing.
"Ha, Namek, they come from flowers! " Piccolo just stared at him, in a, if you weren't Goku's ' friend ', I'd kill you...way.
"The Namek's are created funny. But Ookami if very good friends with them!"
Then they all heard: And now to start the tournament...Sazula vs. Vegeta!!
"OO! I'm up!" Sazula floated to the arena. *Tap tap* The annocer turned. *Kick* He slummped to the floor, while the crowd broke out laughing. "It's a man! " Sazula called to her friend.
"Hehehe, that makes another one."
Vegeta walked onto the platform.
"Hey, No, where's Vegeta?" He laughed. I have to keep this up. It's to funny to tell her the truth!
"That's my cover name." I wonder if she'll buy it...?"
"Oh ok." Sazula's tail popped out. "Ah, my pretty tail!" It was a pretty silver and blue color. "Shakey shakey!!" She giggled shaking her butt. "OKAY! I'm ready!" Vegeta and her went head to head. In about five minutes she beat him. "WHOO! I won!"
"That's only because I LET you."
"Oh...well I still won! " They walked ' back stage ' . "Did you see me Hoshi!? I beat him!" Hoshi nodded and patted her friend on the head.
"Good job!"
"Hey, No, you were really tuff to beat." She smiled at Vegeta. Goku walked over.
"Uh, you know, his name is Vegeta, not No..he's only doing that to keep..uh...laughing I guess...which is quite odd...for Vegeta.."
"Hoshi read his mind, and tell me if that's true!"
"Righty-O!.......yep."
"You lied to me! How mean!"
"Correct I am mean." Vegeta said, walking away.
"I don't believe that! I was lied to!" Vegeta turned around.
"Get used to it." Sazula wanting to change the subject did so.
"You like my tail!?" She turned around and shook her butt. "It's cute, isn't it?" Vegeta smiled.
"Yes, very....."
"Shakey, shakey, shakey!" Goku sighed.
"Hey, Sazula you know, he's not looking at your tail...he's looking at your butt." Sazula whirled around.
"You're not looking at my butt, are you!!!?"
"Oh, no, just your lovely tail." He said smiling. Sazula smiled and turned back around to let him admire her ' tail ' . Goku shook his head.
"Some people..." He muttered sitting down. Everyone around Sazula knew exactly what Vegeta was looking at.
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Megami: Look, you are such a lier!
Veggie: So? & Stop typing my name as Veggie!
Megami: Why? It's funnier that way.
Veggie: I SAID STOP IT!!!
Megami: :p, anyway, please tell me what you all think about it so far! ^^