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Chappy Two

More Angst

"Oomph."

They landed somewhere.

"Ron, where are we?" Harry asked, standing up and looking around. As far as he could tell, they were on a rather empty street full of shops. But that was only as far as he could tell.

"How the bloody hell should I know, Harry!" Ron retaliated, "It wasn't my idea to go apparating to God-knows-where!"

"Actually, it was…"

"Oh. Well, then I suppose we're just hopelessly lost." Said Ron with a shrug.

"All right, as long as we're not… WE'RE WHAT!?" Harry shrieked.

"Er… Well… Maybe Malfoy did come here! We just have to look for him! Maybe imagining him only took us to… to where he went!" He nodded assuringly.

"Oh. Okay. Off we go then?" Harry said.

"WAIT!" Ron stopped him. "Look! A muggle shoppy thing! With electronicky things! MUST… BE… AMAZED…"

Harry turned to where his friend was looking, and sure enough, there was an electronics store. He shrugged. What harm could it do to go inside? Just because they were dressed in Wizard's robes, carrying wands, and the little fact that it was four in the morning… The point being, no one could consider them strange. After all, a 24-hour Electronics store was pretty strange in the first place…

(This makes no sense. Screw the space-time continueum)

It was twelve in the afternoon on Saturday. And, as far as Harry could tell, they were on a busy street full of shops. And it's a normal electronics store. D'accord? Let's continue.

And so, the abnormally delighted Ron and abnormally nonchalant Harry spelunked into the store.

The red head rushed over to a rather normal looking television and poked it. "Look, Harry! See the people move!?" He continued poking it. "We wizards don't have things like this!" He added gleefully.

"Ron. Shut. Up." As his anger raised so did his voice, and it got louder with each word until he was almost shouting. "Can't you see we're in the middle of a muggle shop full of muggles? We can't just go blabbering about wizards because the muggles don't know about us wizards and if they did than the whole wizarding world would be destroyed! The ministry of magic wouldn't be able to put a memory charm on the whole bloody world! Not even Howarts, school of Witchcraft and Wizardry would be safe from the muggles who had found out about the wizarding world all because of you!"

"Erm… Harry?" Ron pulled on the back of his robes and gestured around the store. Everyone was staring at them, blinking in unison.

"Er… right. Lost the happy for a second! We'll just be going now…" They carefully made their way to the door, not turning their back to the people. At the last moment they ran, and didn't stop running until they reached the next block.

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Ron: I… am amazed.

Harry: I… am worried.

Me: Wait… what the hell?

"I… am amazed." said Ron.

"I… am worried." said Harry.

"That's better." said Me.

How utterly pointless.

They stood on some random street, becoming bored since nothing important to the plot was happening….

END OF CHAPTER TWO

Ron: What? You can't just end it there!

Me: Oh, but I can! I said I would update today, and I did. End of story.

Harry: But nothing happened!

Me: Oh, come on! You actually think anything is going to happen in this fic?

Harry: Well… I suppose not… But--!

Me: Ah ah ah! Next time! I promise something plotful will happen next time! *cringes* I hope your happy.

Right. This would be a wonderful time to read every other story I have posted right now, and review them. If there is more than one chappy then review fer each. And make sure you review fer this!! And come back in a few minutes since I'm about to update Campfire!! SQUEEEEE!! ^_____^ *dances the funky chicken*