Wow… It would appear that I have sunk as low as all the people I can't stand because they never update… oh well… HOORAH FER HYPOCRICY!!! ^___^

Chappy Three

ANGST ANGST ANGST

Where was I? Ah… yes… standing on the street being bored….

"I'm bored." Said Ron.

I'd better cause a rukus…

"AAAAAHHH!" A pathetic scream was heard from not far away.

"Some one is in trouble! Oh dear!" Ron cried, clapping his hand over his mouth.

"Never fear, faithful sidekick, Ron! HARRY POTTER TO THE RESCUE!!!" He raised his fist dramatically and headed in the direction that the scream had come from. Ron hastily bought a donut from a confused vendor and followed.

Harry approached a rather sizeable crowd surrounding a small tree. You know, the ones lining streets that landscaping people put their so we can pretend that our beautiful earth isn't slowly flushing down the toilet of metropolitan doom? *cough* I think you get what I mean…

A little girl was weepping bitterly (I love that term! ^_^) as an elderly woman tried to comfort her.

"Can't anyone save my kitty!?!?" The girl cried dramatically. She dropped to her knees in emotional anguish. (That one too!)

A random police officer walked by. "What seems to be the problem here?" He asked.

"My grand-daughter's kitten is stuck in that tree!" The elderly woman replied sadly.

The officer glanced at the tree, sizing it up. It was about four feet tall, a good foot and a half shorter than him. "I'm sorry, I can't help you…"

"Meow!" The kitty meowed.

The girl cried harder.

"WAIT!" A voice called above the crowd. Harry jumped amidst the people, and struck a pose. "I can save your kitty!"

The girl squealed in delight. "Really???"

"Sure!" Harry replied. He marched towards tree confidently, but once he was there, he bit his lip. He could see the kitten. It was sitting on one of the branches right at his eye-level. (He's short, remember? O_O)

"Meow!" The kitty meowed thankfully.

"Er…" Harry pondered. There was no way he could get this kitten out of the tree. But he couldn't let everyone down! He turned to Ron, who was at the back of the crowd eating his donut. (A crispy crème, by the way. *drools* @.@) He looked thoughtful, and then pantomimed waving a wand.

"Brilliant!" Harry cried. He pointed away from the tree. "LOOK! IT'S THE GOODYEAR BLIMP!"

"Where???" Everyone turned to stare in the direction he had indicated.

"Wingardium Leviosa." Harry whispered, waving his wand dramatically. The kitty began to levitate.

"Meow???????" The kitty meowed.

It floated directly into his arms. He shoved his wand away, and held the cat proudly. The crowd was still staring stupidly where Harry had told them to.

"I don't see no Goodyear Blimp!" A man yelled at last.

They all turned back around to see the kitty ferociously clawing at Harry's face and arms.

"GET IT AWAY!" He shrieked.

"Harrypotter!" The girl squealed and ran up to Harry.

"How do you…"

She grabbed the cat, who insantly stopped scratching and began purring. She stroked it lovingly. "Oh! Harrypotter, I'll never let you climb a tree again! I'm so glad you're safe!"

Harry stood, rather confused before the crowd finally turned their attention to him.

"That was amazing! How did you do it?" One woman asked exitedly.

Harry shrugged modestly. "You know… I just sort of… got the kitty out of the tree…"

"That's my friend!" Ron squeed proudly, weilding his half eaten donut.

"I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate that, son." The officer said hastily.

"Why?" Ron asked, defensivley clutching his precious donut.

"Erm… That is classified information… YOINK!" He grabbed the donut from him.

"NOOOOOOO!" Ron cried. Harry led him away comfortingly. The crowd had pretty much lost interest and wandered back to their boring lives.

The officer stood thoughtfully. "No normal boy could have done such an amazing feet… I'm getting to the bottum of this!" He took a bite out of Ron's donut. "Oooh! Crissssssppppyyy Creeeeeemmmeeee…"

END OF CHAPPY THREE

O_O Sometimes I confuse myself… Amazing how I can actually get plots for stuff without any previous contemplation… hm…. ___… ___ …___ … ___

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