Ok i left you off with y/m in a airplane loaded with weapons of extreme
mass destruction and a new friend thats just as much of a psycho as he
is(hard to believe I know)and a scorched joey taking a ride on the 4th
class section of the plane(lol).Everything Malik sings comes true(mass
destruction there , huh?).Ok , I would also like to anounce that Bakura and
Ryou will enter in this chapter.And thanks to the people who cared enough
to reveiw.
Ok on with the story!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 3
Y/M(yami malik):Look at all the fire!
Mike:Yeah, that was a daisycutter i dropped.
Y/M:Cool! *thinks*What the heck is a daisycutter?*
Mike:Daisy cutters burn everything around them when they hit.
Gigantic explosion heard behind them
Y/M:I think the fire got to those oil fields you spoke of.
Mike:Me too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back to the plane
Kid :Mommy look!Theres an evil clown on the wing!
Mom(horrified expression):Ahhh yes there is son.........
Tea:I wonder if hes alright.........After he is a friend and all friends should-
Tristan:Uh oh.Here comes another boring friendship speech.......Umm Malik?
Malik(looks up and turns down sound):yes?
Tristan:Can I uh, listen to your cd player?
Malik:You like the talking heads too?Awesome!Of course you can listen to them! hand headphones to Tristan
Tristan:Ummmmm cool music Malik.........
Tea's talking on in the background with Yugi trying not to listen.
Yugi(talking to himself):Yami !Stop talking about her!Shes my woman!
Malik:Who?That midget I saw at the smithsonian institute?
Yugi:Youre impossible!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~on the wing
Joey(hoarsely):heeeeelpp.....can anybody heeeaar meee????Huh Ohh a a whole lot of birdies!(As geese go through the turbines) Uhhhhhgggggggg............I think im gonna puke.
(loud thwak is heard in turbines)
Joey:that didnt sound like a birdie!Uhgg ...im getting white hair in my mouth..
Bakura(moaning):ooohhhh heelllppp..........
Ryou:I told you we werent sposed to skydive here.
Joey:Huh?Ryou?Bakura? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back in the plane Yugi(with earplugs given to him by my sister):Hey!Look guys!Theres two other people on the wing with Joey!
Tea:(speech drones on)
Malik:No way!Bakura and Ryou!
(Yugis yami pops out as Yugi removes earplugs)
Yami:Stupid tombrobber!God,I hand over the evil one with the white hair!
Malik:You believe in Jesus?
Yugi:(^_^)I taught him!
Malik:Hey we are landing at our first stop!
Yugi:Tea shut up were landing...(is ignored)
Malik:Tea!(whacks her across the head)
Tea(* *):F#%& you !
Malik:Freindship girl swore!Today pigs fly!(refering to earlier bet not found in story)
Yami(O_0):You cursed!You cursed!YOU CURSED!!!!!!
Tea:sooooo...
Yami:You broke God's sacred commandments!
Tea:Youre a christian?
Yami:Yes I am!I am the wrath of God!I will help you find Jesus!
Tea:Then why do you believe in your millenium items,wouldnt that be considered voodoo r somthing?
Yami:Nope they are gifts from God.
Tea:I never thought of it that way.
Malik(has been listening intently the whole time):Good point.Maybe this God you speak of is real.
(plane touches down)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back on the wing
Bakura:Ahhhhhh!!!
Joey:Hold on for dear life!
Ryou(screaming like little girl):EEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!
Repair Guy:Hey what the HE11 are you guys doing up there!
Joey:Get me down!!
Repair guy:(O_0)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In the bomber
Y/M:Muhahahaha TECHNOLOGY!!!!
Mike:Burn!
Y/M:There a radio in this thing?
Mike:yeah.
Radio:"WAR!What is it good for?"
Y/M:Just about everything!
Radio:"We interupt your daily program for a special announcement.There is a renegade bomber on the loose.Radar shows it is currently flying over Libya.We are sending fighters after as we speak.The bomber apparently blew up a large Algerian oil feild already.Back to your normal presentation"
Mike and Y/M:(O_O)
Mike:Parachutes r' in the back lets go!
Y/M:Whats a parachute?
Mike:come on!
(Mike straps on a parachute for himself , then straps one on Y/M)
Mike(opening door):Here we go!(as they both get sucked out)
Mike:Pull that little cord!
Y/M pulls cord(so scared he cant speak)
Mike:You wont get hurt dont worry(pulls own cord)
(Both float down to the ground)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In airport Macdonalds
Malik:I wonder how my yami's doing?
Tristan:Dont ask......
(Teas cellphone rings)
Tea:hello?(_)Malik its for you.S%*# I hoped he was dead.
Malik:Umm hi?
Y/M:Mmmallikkk....
Malik:Yes thats me.
Y/M:Could you come get me?
Malik:WERE ARE YOU!!!
Y/M:Ummm(turns to Mike)Libya.
Malik(-- _ --):Idiot ! how did you get there!
Y/M:Plane.
Malik:Then fly yourself back!
Y/M:Malik turn on your radio.
Malik(turns on radio to hear the announcement):(-_-)What have you got yourself into?
Y/M:We parachuted to the ground if that somehow helps....
Malik:Fine.Get home yourself.(hangs up)
Yugi:So hows your Yami?
Malik:In Libya.
Yugi:I shouldnt have asked......
Tristan(while piggin out on nachos):This is good stuff!
Tea:We should help him out ya know.After all he is kinda our friend.And freinds always(babbles on)
Yami:She has issues.(walks off)
Yugi(piggin out with Tristan):I *munch**munch* agree.
(Joey walks up with Ryou and Bakura)
Malik:Woh!Ryou where did all yur hair go!
Joey:My stomach.
Yugi:You tried to eat (cut off by Joey)
Joey:No.It came flying at me.
Tristan:Hi Joey!
Joey:Oooh nachos!Give me some!(walks over to Tristan)
Bakura:Wheres the Pharoah?
(Yami comes back in monk outfit)
Malik:Oh my dear Ra.......
Bakura:Why,may I ask are you wearing that?
Yami:I have been saved!Ra is only an Idol!
Ryou: Your christian too?(rips off outfit to reveal an identical outfit.)
Yami:Welcome Brother!
Malik: I read somwhere that you dont have to wear monk outfits to be a christian.
Yami:I wish to show my christianity proudly!
Malik:OOOOooooookkkk.......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happens next?Do you think yami went insane?Will Maliks yami ever get back?If you want to find out..........Review me about what you would like to see later in the story!Oh yeah ....Im accepting presents for the cast
Cast(^_^)YAY!!!
Ok ya i can type up short chaps like this one real fast and long chaps in less than 4 hours so this wont be suspensefull if you reveiw to give me some ideals......
Mike:Yeah, that was a daisycutter i dropped.
Y/M:Cool! *thinks*What the heck is a daisycutter?*
Mike:Daisy cutters burn everything around them when they hit.
Gigantic explosion heard behind them
Y/M:I think the fire got to those oil fields you spoke of.
Mike:Me too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back to the plane
Kid :Mommy look!Theres an evil clown on the wing!
Mom(horrified expression):Ahhh yes there is son.........
Tea:I wonder if hes alright.........After he is a friend and all friends should-
Tristan:Uh oh.Here comes another boring friendship speech.......Umm Malik?
Malik(looks up and turns down sound):yes?
Tristan:Can I uh, listen to your cd player?
Malik:You like the talking heads too?Awesome!Of course you can listen to them! hand headphones to Tristan
Tristan:Ummmmm cool music Malik.........
Tea's talking on in the background with Yugi trying not to listen.
Yugi(talking to himself):Yami !Stop talking about her!Shes my woman!
Malik:Who?That midget I saw at the smithsonian institute?
Yugi:Youre impossible!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~on the wing
Joey(hoarsely):heeeeelpp.....can anybody heeeaar meee????Huh Ohh a a whole lot of birdies!(As geese go through the turbines) Uhhhhhgggggggg............I think im gonna puke.
(loud thwak is heard in turbines)
Joey:that didnt sound like a birdie!Uhgg ...im getting white hair in my mouth..
Bakura(moaning):ooohhhh heelllppp..........
Ryou:I told you we werent sposed to skydive here.
Joey:Huh?Ryou?Bakura? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back in the plane Yugi(with earplugs given to him by my sister):Hey!Look guys!Theres two other people on the wing with Joey!
Tea:(speech drones on)
Malik:No way!Bakura and Ryou!
(Yugis yami pops out as Yugi removes earplugs)
Yami:Stupid tombrobber!God,I hand over the evil one with the white hair!
Malik:You believe in Jesus?
Yugi:(^_^)I taught him!
Malik:Hey we are landing at our first stop!
Yugi:Tea shut up were landing...(is ignored)
Malik:Tea!(whacks her across the head)
Tea(* *):F#%& you !
Malik:Freindship girl swore!Today pigs fly!(refering to earlier bet not found in story)
Yami(O_0):You cursed!You cursed!YOU CURSED!!!!!!
Tea:sooooo...
Yami:You broke God's sacred commandments!
Tea:Youre a christian?
Yami:Yes I am!I am the wrath of God!I will help you find Jesus!
Tea:Then why do you believe in your millenium items,wouldnt that be considered voodoo r somthing?
Yami:Nope they are gifts from God.
Tea:I never thought of it that way.
Malik(has been listening intently the whole time):Good point.Maybe this God you speak of is real.
(plane touches down)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back on the wing
Bakura:Ahhhhhh!!!
Joey:Hold on for dear life!
Ryou(screaming like little girl):EEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!
Repair Guy:Hey what the HE11 are you guys doing up there!
Joey:Get me down!!
Repair guy:(O_0)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In the bomber
Y/M:Muhahahaha TECHNOLOGY!!!!
Mike:Burn!
Y/M:There a radio in this thing?
Mike:yeah.
Radio:"WAR!What is it good for?"
Y/M:Just about everything!
Radio:"We interupt your daily program for a special announcement.There is a renegade bomber on the loose.Radar shows it is currently flying over Libya.We are sending fighters after as we speak.The bomber apparently blew up a large Algerian oil feild already.Back to your normal presentation"
Mike and Y/M:(O_O)
Mike:Parachutes r' in the back lets go!
Y/M:Whats a parachute?
Mike:come on!
(Mike straps on a parachute for himself , then straps one on Y/M)
Mike(opening door):Here we go!(as they both get sucked out)
Mike:Pull that little cord!
Y/M pulls cord(so scared he cant speak)
Mike:You wont get hurt dont worry(pulls own cord)
(Both float down to the ground)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In airport Macdonalds
Malik:I wonder how my yami's doing?
Tristan:Dont ask......
(Teas cellphone rings)
Tea:hello?(_)Malik its for you.S%*# I hoped he was dead.
Malik:Umm hi?
Y/M:Mmmallikkk....
Malik:Yes thats me.
Y/M:Could you come get me?
Malik:WERE ARE YOU!!!
Y/M:Ummm(turns to Mike)Libya.
Malik(-- _ --):Idiot ! how did you get there!
Y/M:Plane.
Malik:Then fly yourself back!
Y/M:Malik turn on your radio.
Malik(turns on radio to hear the announcement):(-_-)What have you got yourself into?
Y/M:We parachuted to the ground if that somehow helps....
Malik:Fine.Get home yourself.(hangs up)
Yugi:So hows your Yami?
Malik:In Libya.
Yugi:I shouldnt have asked......
Tristan(while piggin out on nachos):This is good stuff!
Tea:We should help him out ya know.After all he is kinda our friend.And freinds always(babbles on)
Yami:She has issues.(walks off)
Yugi(piggin out with Tristan):I *munch**munch* agree.
(Joey walks up with Ryou and Bakura)
Malik:Woh!Ryou where did all yur hair go!
Joey:My stomach.
Yugi:You tried to eat (cut off by Joey)
Joey:No.It came flying at me.
Tristan:Hi Joey!
Joey:Oooh nachos!Give me some!(walks over to Tristan)
Bakura:Wheres the Pharoah?
(Yami comes back in monk outfit)
Malik:Oh my dear Ra.......
Bakura:Why,may I ask are you wearing that?
Yami:I have been saved!Ra is only an Idol!
Ryou: Your christian too?(rips off outfit to reveal an identical outfit.)
Yami:Welcome Brother!
Malik: I read somwhere that you dont have to wear monk outfits to be a christian.
Yami:I wish to show my christianity proudly!
Malik:OOOOooooookkkk.......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happens next?Do you think yami went insane?Will Maliks yami ever get back?If you want to find out..........Review me about what you would like to see later in the story!Oh yeah ....Im accepting presents for the cast
Cast(^_^)YAY!!!
Ok ya i can type up short chaps like this one real fast and long chaps in less than 4 hours so this wont be suspensefull if you reveiw to give me some ideals......