Katie woke up. She groaned and stood up. Only, she could swear she was
taller. She looked at herself, and she gasped. "Oh my god!" She yelled.
She frantically felt her self. She was taller, and as she felt her face, she found that her ears were ...... elfy. "No!" Katie whispered.
She looked around, and saw that she was by a stream. She walked over to it, and saw that she looked beautiful, and she was wearing a blue dress, her ears were pointy, and her hair had grown at least four inches and was darker and wavier.
Suddenly, she heard a groan. "Katie?" Tammy's voice said. Katie looked around herself and saw a little figure with frizzy hair. It was Tammy .. and she was a hobbit.
"Oh no .... Tammy! We're ..... different ...." Katie whispered, and ran up to Tammy. She was wearing green and brown clothing, equipped with a striped scarf.
"Where ARE we? Katie, what happened?" Tammy whispered. She looked down and screamed.
"KATIE! My feet ...." She hissed. "They're .. furry!"
Katie had a hunch what was happening. And she hated it. "God! I'm a Mary- Sue! Sh**!"
"What?"
"Tammy, we're in Middle Earth! This is so corny! No!" Katie cried.
"Do you mean .. I'm a friggin hobbit? And you're a friggin elf?" Tammy whispered.
"Yes, Tammy .... And I hate this! I'm wearing a friggin dress! And I've got geeky ears! I'm a FRIGGIN' MARY-SUE!" Katie said, and pulled Tammy to the stream.
"OH MY LORD!" Tammy said. She studied herself. She was a hobbit. She was only three feet tall, had brown, and even frizzier hair, and even frizzier feet.
"I HATE THIS! I'M A MARY-SUE! NO!" Katie yelled, and started crying. She looked into the stream and cried.
Katie started to run in circles. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is impossible! Friggin' stupid! Mary-Sues aren't real! They can't be! NO!"
"Arwen! Hurry! The halflings are here," Said a voice. Katie looked around. She saw a an elf with even darker hair than she. He was tall, and had lines of age.
"Arwen?" Katie whispered. Tammy looked at her curiously.
"Oh, hello young Peregrin! Meriadoc is in the hall! Would you like to join the feast? Frodo has awakened." The elf said. Katie stared. If she was Arwen, then he was .... Elrond! Gosh, the world was crazy.
"Okay, father. I will be there soon," Katie said carefully. She nudged Tammy, and she nodded.
Elrond left. "What the he**?!" Tammy said. "What is going on?!"
"We're in a friggin' Mary-Sue! I think when you pressed escape, we were transported into friggin' Middle Earth!" Katie hissed.
"But that's impossible! Plus, how come you get to be a tall, pretty elf?! I have to be a boy, and short!" Tammy complained.
"Who cares? I hate Mary-Sues, and now we're friggin' in one!" Katie hissed.
"No!" Tammy cried.
"Yes! And I'm Arwen, and you're Pippin! Lord!" Katie whispered. If this was true, Pippin looked only scarcely like Billy Boyd, and she looked absolutely nothing like Liv Tyler.
"Do you think we should go to the feast?" Asked "Pippin"
"Yes. But just remember what you've read. You're Pippin, Peregrin Took, and I'm Arwen. And Elrond said that Frodo had just recovered! So we should be in Rivendell, and even before the fellowship set out ..." Katie stated.
"I HATE Lord of the Rings! I hate this!" Tammy whined.
"Well, do you think I can DO anything?" Katie said savagely.
"No, but I want to go home! I hate this! And if that was Elrond, he doesn't look ANYTHING like Hugo Weaving! Well, except for the eyebrows," Tammy said.
"You've seen the movie?"
"No! But my younger sister, being the freak she is, loves the Lord of the Rings!"
"Oh. Well, Let's go!"
"Whatever."
The two walked away in the direction of the vast building that was the Last Homely Home.
"Stupid friggin' ... Lord of the Rings .... Katie----" Tammy mumbled.
"No! You have to call me Arwen, Peregrin." Katie said through clenched teeth.
"I HATE this! HATE IT!" Tammy said.
"Well, let's go, or ...."
'"Or what?" Tammy hissed.
"I don't know what!"
"Whatever."
When the two reached the Home, a hobbit, who was dressed likewise to Tammy, walked up. It was Merry.
"Oi! Hullo! It's about time you've arrived!" Merry said. Then he saw Arwen. "Hullo, Lady! I'm afraid I don't recognize you.
"I'm Ka------ I mean Arwen. Arwen," Katie said.
The two followed Merry into the hall. The lights were bright, and the volume was high. Tammy took a seat next to Merry.
"Hello, Arwen," A voice said, and Katie jumped. She looked around, and saw Elrond.
"Hello, father." She said.
"Come, sit."
"Yes," Katie whispered, and glanced at Tammy. She was nervously eating.
Katie followed him to his seat. An elf to the side of her pulled out her chair. Katie sat, and he pushed the chair in and bowed.
"Thank you," Katie said. She was trying to act like Arwen.
The feast began.
Tammy was having a harder time, as she didn't read the books as well. Merry would try to start a song, and Tammy would say no. She didn't know any. Well, when Merry finally got on her nerves, she started to sing.
Oh, Screw Mary-Sue
Pile o loo?
Uh.. In my shoes?
Whatever ... I hate Mary-Sues!
Everyone stared. Katie hit her own head. Mary-Sues are messing with Tammy's head. Tammy was never a good rhymer. Merry started to clap, and everyone else did.
"Who's Mary-Sue, Pip?" Merry asked.
"Uh .... A screwy nutcase who thinks she knows everything? And is never original?" Tammy answered, and Katie shot eye-daggers at her.
After the stupid song had been covered up, Tammy walked up to Katie.
"Arwen? I hate this!" Tammy said.
"I know. Almost every friggin'--- I mean almost every fanfiction is a Mary- Sue!" Katie said, as she noticed Elrond was listening.
"Mary-Sue? Fanfictions?" Elrond asked.
"Nothing, father."
"Okay."
Tammy gasped, and pretended to faint.
"What?" Katie asked.
Tammy whispered into Katie's ear: "You being so nice!"
"Hey! I'm nice!"
"Right ....."
Elrond rose after a short while. The feast was over. Elrond got up, and Katie knew she must follow him. Then, the company followed them.
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She frantically felt her self. She was taller, and as she felt her face, she found that her ears were ...... elfy. "No!" Katie whispered.
She looked around, and saw that she was by a stream. She walked over to it, and saw that she looked beautiful, and she was wearing a blue dress, her ears were pointy, and her hair had grown at least four inches and was darker and wavier.
Suddenly, she heard a groan. "Katie?" Tammy's voice said. Katie looked around herself and saw a little figure with frizzy hair. It was Tammy .. and she was a hobbit.
"Oh no .... Tammy! We're ..... different ...." Katie whispered, and ran up to Tammy. She was wearing green and brown clothing, equipped with a striped scarf.
"Where ARE we? Katie, what happened?" Tammy whispered. She looked down and screamed.
"KATIE! My feet ...." She hissed. "They're .. furry!"
Katie had a hunch what was happening. And she hated it. "God! I'm a Mary- Sue! Sh**!"
"What?"
"Tammy, we're in Middle Earth! This is so corny! No!" Katie cried.
"Do you mean .. I'm a friggin hobbit? And you're a friggin elf?" Tammy whispered.
"Yes, Tammy .... And I hate this! I'm wearing a friggin dress! And I've got geeky ears! I'm a FRIGGIN' MARY-SUE!" Katie said, and pulled Tammy to the stream.
"OH MY LORD!" Tammy said. She studied herself. She was a hobbit. She was only three feet tall, had brown, and even frizzier hair, and even frizzier feet.
"I HATE THIS! I'M A MARY-SUE! NO!" Katie yelled, and started crying. She looked into the stream and cried.
Katie started to run in circles. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is impossible! Friggin' stupid! Mary-Sues aren't real! They can't be! NO!"
"Arwen! Hurry! The halflings are here," Said a voice. Katie looked around. She saw a an elf with even darker hair than she. He was tall, and had lines of age.
"Arwen?" Katie whispered. Tammy looked at her curiously.
"Oh, hello young Peregrin! Meriadoc is in the hall! Would you like to join the feast? Frodo has awakened." The elf said. Katie stared. If she was Arwen, then he was .... Elrond! Gosh, the world was crazy.
"Okay, father. I will be there soon," Katie said carefully. She nudged Tammy, and she nodded.
Elrond left. "What the he**?!" Tammy said. "What is going on?!"
"We're in a friggin' Mary-Sue! I think when you pressed escape, we were transported into friggin' Middle Earth!" Katie hissed.
"But that's impossible! Plus, how come you get to be a tall, pretty elf?! I have to be a boy, and short!" Tammy complained.
"Who cares? I hate Mary-Sues, and now we're friggin' in one!" Katie hissed.
"No!" Tammy cried.
"Yes! And I'm Arwen, and you're Pippin! Lord!" Katie whispered. If this was true, Pippin looked only scarcely like Billy Boyd, and she looked absolutely nothing like Liv Tyler.
"Do you think we should go to the feast?" Asked "Pippin"
"Yes. But just remember what you've read. You're Pippin, Peregrin Took, and I'm Arwen. And Elrond said that Frodo had just recovered! So we should be in Rivendell, and even before the fellowship set out ..." Katie stated.
"I HATE Lord of the Rings! I hate this!" Tammy whined.
"Well, do you think I can DO anything?" Katie said savagely.
"No, but I want to go home! I hate this! And if that was Elrond, he doesn't look ANYTHING like Hugo Weaving! Well, except for the eyebrows," Tammy said.
"You've seen the movie?"
"No! But my younger sister, being the freak she is, loves the Lord of the Rings!"
"Oh. Well, Let's go!"
"Whatever."
The two walked away in the direction of the vast building that was the Last Homely Home.
"Stupid friggin' ... Lord of the Rings .... Katie----" Tammy mumbled.
"No! You have to call me Arwen, Peregrin." Katie said through clenched teeth.
"I HATE this! HATE IT!" Tammy said.
"Well, let's go, or ...."
'"Or what?" Tammy hissed.
"I don't know what!"
"Whatever."
When the two reached the Home, a hobbit, who was dressed likewise to Tammy, walked up. It was Merry.
"Oi! Hullo! It's about time you've arrived!" Merry said. Then he saw Arwen. "Hullo, Lady! I'm afraid I don't recognize you.
"I'm Ka------ I mean Arwen. Arwen," Katie said.
The two followed Merry into the hall. The lights were bright, and the volume was high. Tammy took a seat next to Merry.
"Hello, Arwen," A voice said, and Katie jumped. She looked around, and saw Elrond.
"Hello, father." She said.
"Come, sit."
"Yes," Katie whispered, and glanced at Tammy. She was nervously eating.
Katie followed him to his seat. An elf to the side of her pulled out her chair. Katie sat, and he pushed the chair in and bowed.
"Thank you," Katie said. She was trying to act like Arwen.
The feast began.
Tammy was having a harder time, as she didn't read the books as well. Merry would try to start a song, and Tammy would say no. She didn't know any. Well, when Merry finally got on her nerves, she started to sing.
Oh, Screw Mary-Sue
Pile o loo?
Uh.. In my shoes?
Whatever ... I hate Mary-Sues!
Everyone stared. Katie hit her own head. Mary-Sues are messing with Tammy's head. Tammy was never a good rhymer. Merry started to clap, and everyone else did.
"Who's Mary-Sue, Pip?" Merry asked.
"Uh .... A screwy nutcase who thinks she knows everything? And is never original?" Tammy answered, and Katie shot eye-daggers at her.
After the stupid song had been covered up, Tammy walked up to Katie.
"Arwen? I hate this!" Tammy said.
"I know. Almost every friggin'--- I mean almost every fanfiction is a Mary- Sue!" Katie said, as she noticed Elrond was listening.
"Mary-Sue? Fanfictions?" Elrond asked.
"Nothing, father."
"Okay."
Tammy gasped, and pretended to faint.
"What?" Katie asked.
Tammy whispered into Katie's ear: "You being so nice!"
"Hey! I'm nice!"
"Right ....."
Elrond rose after a short while. The feast was over. Elrond got up, and Katie knew she must follow him. Then, the company followed them.
To SaraMcGregor and Earendel: Thanks for reviewing! Mary-Sues suk!
****************** PLEASE REVIEW! ********************