Katie was led to a garden outside the house. She was smiling, but inside
she hated all of it, and all of its unoriginality! Shoot! It was sucky!
( Hey, Earendel, it's coming! ^.^ ) *
"Dunadan wishes to see you, Arwen," Elrond whispered. He led the nervous Katie to Aragorn, who stood up and bowed. He walked up and took her hand. Katie closed her eyes tight as he kissed it.
Katie blushed furiously and followed Aragorn to the seats with Elrond. Aragorn sat, and Katie and Elrond followed.
Aragorn started to sing. He sang a song of a language she did not know. She expected it to be elvish. She hated it. She wanted to go home. Why were Mary-Sues even invented?
Katie did not speak. Aragorn stopped after a while, and stared.
"Why do you not sing, Evenstar?" He asked, obviously hurt.
"I do not know ..." Katie said impatiently. She thought of a way to sue the creator of Mary-Sues.
Elrond got up, bowed, and said, "I think I will go greet the hobbits. Frodo and Bilbo need to be summoned."
Katie watched Elrond leave and looked at Aragorn. He had a semi-hurt feeling deep into his dark eyes. A pang of pity stung Katie's heart.
Rarely does any pit come to the heart of Katie, so please write this down in your record books. Maybe it was because Aragorn was so gosh-darn- cuh-ute!
"Oh, it is not you, dear Aragorn!" Katie stated, trying to be Arwen-ish. She was acting like a sap.
Aragorn sighed. "Then is there a pain you wish to tell me of?"
"No, it is not you, nor is there a pain," Katie said. Does anyone use the word "nor" anymore?
"Let me sing on then, and if you do not join then I shant take pain into my heart," He whispered. He sang on, and Katie mentally sighed. Stupid Mary-Sues!
After a good while of singing, and the night grew old, and Katie was getting impatient.
"Arwen! Let me take you to your room?" Aragorn asked.
Katie rolled her eyes. What a sap. ( Hey, Aragorn-fans! Don't take it seriously! It's just the way Katie IS. ) "Whatev-----Yes, you may."
Aragorn took her hand, and leaned in to Katie's face. Correction---- lips. Katie leaned in and kissed him too. And they kissed for an hour. Then they lived happily ever after.
Sorry, but no. Back to reality. That would have happened, if I was Walt Disney. Okay. As Aragorn kissed, Katie squealed and leaned out.
"What is it malady?" Aragorn asked.
"Nothing, it was just a disgusting bug the size of Texas behind you," Katie covered up. She blushed. Aragorn, who slightly reminded her of Viggo, had tried to kiss her. What if he tried again? Katie had never kissed before.
"Texas?"
"Nothing!"
"Okay .."
Oh great. He did. He leaned in once again and----------
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Tammy looked around her. She was walking with Merry in the garden. She wondered where Katie was. She crossed her arms and scowled.
Merry started to sing. Tammy recognized it from all the times her little sister had watched the DVD. It was kind of creepy to know it was real.
Hey hoh to Tammy rolls her eyes I go,
To Tammy didn't hear this part and wash my woes,
Oh rain may fall, and wind may blow,
But there shall be ... Many miles to go!
Tammy actually listens now----wow!
Sweeter than the sound of the pouring rain,
And a stream that rolls from hill to plain!
Better than rain, or rippling brook!
There's a mug o' beer inside this Took!
"Hey! That is my song!" Said Tammy, trying to play along. She rolled her eyes.
"Aye, I know! But it does do a good bit of nice rhyming and fun! Will you sing it with me once more, then?" He asked hopefully.
Tammy started to sweat. Friggin' Mary-Sues .. "Uh ... I don't feel good. I'm full?"
"You, Pip? Are you ever really full?" Merry laughed.
"Uh .... yes?" Tammy said nervously.
Merry shook his head. "You are feeling weird. Anyways, why were you walking with that pretty elf-maiden? Bilbo told me that she is Arwen, daughter of Elrond! "
"I dunno ...." Tammy said.
Merry shrugged, and walked on. "What do you say we go toward that singing?"
Tammy listened carefully. In the distance, she could hear singing. "Okay!" She said curiously.
And so they walked on, toward the singing. Once they got close, they hid in a bush and watched. Tammy looked, and gasped. It was Katie. Arwen- Katie, that is. Next to her was a googly-eyed Aragorn. He stopped singing. * refer to above to hear his words * He talked to Katie.
She talked to him back nervously, and after a while they got up and left. Tammy followed. Merry got up and followed her.
Once Aragorn and Katie stopped, Merry and Tammy hid behind a statue. Then, after some talking, Aragorn leaned in for a kiss. Tammy gasped.
"What?" Merry hissed.
"Nothing!"
Then, when Tammy looked back, Aragorn was leaning in for another kiss. Poor Katie. So, then, Tammy was shoved out of the bush. She looked behind her and saw Merry next to her. In the bushes she saw a flash disappear. Who had kicked her? Sam? Merry shrugged with a "It wasn't me, so don't kill me" look on.
Tammy and Merry looked at Aragorn and Katie. Aragorn had stopped leaning in, and along with Katie was staring at the two hobbits.
"What is the meaning of this?" Aragorn growled. Merry cringed, but Tammy stood.
"Because we came to help Kat--- I mean, to sing a song for you!" Tammy said, and promised herself that if she ever got home, Katie was soooo going to pay her back for this. Friggin' Mary-Sues!
Katie smiled. Aragorn's face changed, and he laughed. "Well! Let's hear it!"
Tammy looked at Merry. Merry shrugged. Tammy whispered something to him, and she sang.
Merry had a little lamb!
Little lamb, little lamb!
Merry had a little lamb,
Whose fleece was white as snow?
Everywhere that Merry went
Merry went,
Merry went!
Everywhere that Merry went,
The lamb was sure to go?
Tammy finished, and Merry, who had been dancing around her, stopped. Aragorn clapped, and Katie almost cracked up.
"I've never heard that one before! Let's have another one?" Aragorn laughed.
Merry smiled, and urged Tammy to sing. Oh, all right. Tammy thought of a song she had sung her sister when she was young.
Do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!
Do you know the muffin man,
Who lives on Drury Lane?
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Yes, I know the Muffin Man!
The muffin man,
The muffin man!
Yes, I know the muffin man,
Who lives on Drury Lane!
Aragorn laughed, and Merry, once again, stopped dancing. Katie was trying not to burst, and clapped to let it out. Tammy scowled, but struggled a smile, and bowed.
"Well, here is my room! I will see you tomorrow, all of you! Pippin, may I see you? Aragorn, goodnight. Fare well, Merry," She said. Aragorn kissed her on her hand, as there was no time for the lips ( Alleluia! Alleluia! ), and left. Merry followed, and Tammy walked into Katie's room.
The weird thing was ... (without the exception of no technology ) It looked strangely like Katie's room. Silky white sheets, along with matching shams, ect.
Katie sat down on her bed. "Tammy, what are we going to DO?"
"I HATE THIS!" Tammy said, and flailed.
"WELL I HATE IT TOO!" Katie yelled.
"Whatever! I wanna go home!"
"I hate these unoriginal, friggin' Mary-Sues!"
"Me too!"
"I wanna go home!"
"Well so do I!"
"I'm going to bed."
"Can I stay with you?"
"Whatever! I don't know! Go follow Merry! It would look odd with you in my room!"
"Okay ......"
Tammy sadly left, and Katie sighed as she lay on her bed.
Friggin' Mary-Sues!
"Corny! This is so stupid! Why can't people think of something really NEW?" Katie said, and started crying. You can always blame those friggin' Mary-Sues.
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( Hey, Earendel, it's coming! ^.^ ) *
"Dunadan wishes to see you, Arwen," Elrond whispered. He led the nervous Katie to Aragorn, who stood up and bowed. He walked up and took her hand. Katie closed her eyes tight as he kissed it.
Katie blushed furiously and followed Aragorn to the seats with Elrond. Aragorn sat, and Katie and Elrond followed.
Aragorn started to sing. He sang a song of a language she did not know. She expected it to be elvish. She hated it. She wanted to go home. Why were Mary-Sues even invented?
Katie did not speak. Aragorn stopped after a while, and stared.
"Why do you not sing, Evenstar?" He asked, obviously hurt.
"I do not know ..." Katie said impatiently. She thought of a way to sue the creator of Mary-Sues.
Elrond got up, bowed, and said, "I think I will go greet the hobbits. Frodo and Bilbo need to be summoned."
Katie watched Elrond leave and looked at Aragorn. He had a semi-hurt feeling deep into his dark eyes. A pang of pity stung Katie's heart.
Rarely does any pit come to the heart of Katie, so please write this down in your record books. Maybe it was because Aragorn was so gosh-darn- cuh-ute!
"Oh, it is not you, dear Aragorn!" Katie stated, trying to be Arwen-ish. She was acting like a sap.
Aragorn sighed. "Then is there a pain you wish to tell me of?"
"No, it is not you, nor is there a pain," Katie said. Does anyone use the word "nor" anymore?
"Let me sing on then, and if you do not join then I shant take pain into my heart," He whispered. He sang on, and Katie mentally sighed. Stupid Mary-Sues!
After a good while of singing, and the night grew old, and Katie was getting impatient.
"Arwen! Let me take you to your room?" Aragorn asked.
Katie rolled her eyes. What a sap. ( Hey, Aragorn-fans! Don't take it seriously! It's just the way Katie IS. ) "Whatev-----Yes, you may."
Aragorn took her hand, and leaned in to Katie's face. Correction---- lips. Katie leaned in and kissed him too. And they kissed for an hour. Then they lived happily ever after.
Sorry, but no. Back to reality. That would have happened, if I was Walt Disney. Okay. As Aragorn kissed, Katie squealed and leaned out.
"What is it malady?" Aragorn asked.
"Nothing, it was just a disgusting bug the size of Texas behind you," Katie covered up. She blushed. Aragorn, who slightly reminded her of Viggo, had tried to kiss her. What if he tried again? Katie had never kissed before.
"Texas?"
"Nothing!"
"Okay .."
Oh great. He did. He leaned in once again and----------
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Tammy looked around her. She was walking with Merry in the garden. She wondered where Katie was. She crossed her arms and scowled.
Merry started to sing. Tammy recognized it from all the times her little sister had watched the DVD. It was kind of creepy to know it was real.
Hey hoh to Tammy rolls her eyes I go,
To Tammy didn't hear this part and wash my woes,
Oh rain may fall, and wind may blow,
But there shall be ... Many miles to go!
Tammy actually listens now----wow!
Sweeter than the sound of the pouring rain,
And a stream that rolls from hill to plain!
Better than rain, or rippling brook!
There's a mug o' beer inside this Took!
"Hey! That is my song!" Said Tammy, trying to play along. She rolled her eyes.
"Aye, I know! But it does do a good bit of nice rhyming and fun! Will you sing it with me once more, then?" He asked hopefully.
Tammy started to sweat. Friggin' Mary-Sues .. "Uh ... I don't feel good. I'm full?"
"You, Pip? Are you ever really full?" Merry laughed.
"Uh .... yes?" Tammy said nervously.
Merry shook his head. "You are feeling weird. Anyways, why were you walking with that pretty elf-maiden? Bilbo told me that she is Arwen, daughter of Elrond! "
"I dunno ...." Tammy said.
Merry shrugged, and walked on. "What do you say we go toward that singing?"
Tammy listened carefully. In the distance, she could hear singing. "Okay!" She said curiously.
And so they walked on, toward the singing. Once they got close, they hid in a bush and watched. Tammy looked, and gasped. It was Katie. Arwen- Katie, that is. Next to her was a googly-eyed Aragorn. He stopped singing. * refer to above to hear his words * He talked to Katie.
She talked to him back nervously, and after a while they got up and left. Tammy followed. Merry got up and followed her.
Once Aragorn and Katie stopped, Merry and Tammy hid behind a statue. Then, after some talking, Aragorn leaned in for a kiss. Tammy gasped.
"What?" Merry hissed.
"Nothing!"
Then, when Tammy looked back, Aragorn was leaning in for another kiss. Poor Katie. So, then, Tammy was shoved out of the bush. She looked behind her and saw Merry next to her. In the bushes she saw a flash disappear. Who had kicked her? Sam? Merry shrugged with a "It wasn't me, so don't kill me" look on.
Tammy and Merry looked at Aragorn and Katie. Aragorn had stopped leaning in, and along with Katie was staring at the two hobbits.
"What is the meaning of this?" Aragorn growled. Merry cringed, but Tammy stood.
"Because we came to help Kat--- I mean, to sing a song for you!" Tammy said, and promised herself that if she ever got home, Katie was soooo going to pay her back for this. Friggin' Mary-Sues!
Katie smiled. Aragorn's face changed, and he laughed. "Well! Let's hear it!"
Tammy looked at Merry. Merry shrugged. Tammy whispered something to him, and she sang.
Merry had a little lamb!
Little lamb, little lamb!
Merry had a little lamb,
Whose fleece was white as snow?
Everywhere that Merry went
Merry went,
Merry went!
Everywhere that Merry went,
The lamb was sure to go?
Tammy finished, and Merry, who had been dancing around her, stopped. Aragorn clapped, and Katie almost cracked up.
"I've never heard that one before! Let's have another one?" Aragorn laughed.
Merry smiled, and urged Tammy to sing. Oh, all right. Tammy thought of a song she had sung her sister when she was young.
Do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!
Do you know the muffin man,
Who lives on Drury Lane?
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Yes, I know the Muffin Man!
The muffin man,
The muffin man!
Yes, I know the muffin man,
Who lives on Drury Lane!
Aragorn laughed, and Merry, once again, stopped dancing. Katie was trying not to burst, and clapped to let it out. Tammy scowled, but struggled a smile, and bowed.
"Well, here is my room! I will see you tomorrow, all of you! Pippin, may I see you? Aragorn, goodnight. Fare well, Merry," She said. Aragorn kissed her on her hand, as there was no time for the lips ( Alleluia! Alleluia! ), and left. Merry followed, and Tammy walked into Katie's room.
The weird thing was ... (without the exception of no technology ) It looked strangely like Katie's room. Silky white sheets, along with matching shams, ect.
Katie sat down on her bed. "Tammy, what are we going to DO?"
"I HATE THIS!" Tammy said, and flailed.
"WELL I HATE IT TOO!" Katie yelled.
"Whatever! I wanna go home!"
"I hate these unoriginal, friggin' Mary-Sues!"
"Me too!"
"I wanna go home!"
"Well so do I!"
"I'm going to bed."
"Can I stay with you?"
"Whatever! I don't know! Go follow Merry! It would look odd with you in my room!"
"Okay ......"
Tammy sadly left, and Katie sighed as she lay on her bed.
Friggin' Mary-Sues!
"Corny! This is so stupid! Why can't people think of something really NEW?" Katie said, and started crying. You can always blame those friggin' Mary-Sues.
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