A: Hiya! My sis Calicat is doin the typing in this chapter, and I'm editing now. Have fun reading. Oh the pranky goodness ;)
C: Umm, aren't you forgetting something?
A: Oh yeah! The DISCLAIMER!
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RECAP
"Excuse me ma'am, how my friends and I were wondering how to get into 9 ¾?"
"Oh, just run through that wall over there. Watch Bill."
'Bill' was running head long into the wall between the stations. As he was about to crash, he vanished into it.
"Uh, thanks ma'am."
"No problem dear. Are you a first year?"
"Yes."
"Ah, well Bill is a prefect now. He'll help you along."
Remus and James found Sirius, and they all ran onto the platform. Fortunately, they got on just in time, but all the compartments were full, except the last one…(C: dum dum dum DUM!)
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Chapter 2- Slimy Gits and Makeup Kits
The three friends ran into the last one just as the train started to move.
"Excuse me can we sit…"Remus was going to start, as the boys walked in, but two buckets of pudding landed on their heads. A camera flashed, just as the boys had wiped part off their faces.
"Cheese!" cried a happy voice.
"Did you like the vanilla pudding? I wanted it to be chocolate, but Ariella said that since she thought it up, she would choose the flavour."
"Well, Lily, Ari did think it up, so it is fair . . ."
"Maeghan, you're biased, because you're her cousin."
"Yeah, I guess, but I still think that the vanilla pudding looks better, 'cuz chocolate looks like mud."
"Hey! Are you guys finished wiping the stuff off of yourselves yet?"
Indeed, the boys had finished getting most of the pudding off, but James still had streaks on his glasses, and they all looked like they had aged because their hair was gloppy and white. They could finally see the pranksters in front of them.
'Ariella', or Ari, was lying down on a seat in the cabin, and she was the one who had just called them. She had thick hair with the colour and sheen of polished obsidian, and her eyes had a Chinese look, except for the fact that they were a pure, sparkling blue, or was it green?. They seemed to be shifting in colour, but for now, they were a bright sky blue. She was wearing black robes, with a hint of red and gold at the seams. Obviously she wanted to be in Gryffindor. There was a golden chain around her neck, with a stylized golden bird hanging from it.
Her 'cousin', Maeghan, was obviously the one sitting opposite her. She also had black hair, but it was short, finer and smoother, with red highlights. She had golden eyes, the colour of honey, and her robes were black with golden edging. Her chain had a gold circle, with a fox etched in. The fox, however, had two sapphire eyes, and seemed almost real, in comparison to its stylized sister.
The last member of the trio was obviously Lily then, and she was obviously not related. Her hair was flaming red, and her eyes were a dark forest green. Her robes were plain black, and she looked as if she was practical, as well as hot-tempered, as her previous comments suggested. She also had a golden chain, this one quite plain. Hanging from the end was an enamelled doe. All of the three girls got the boy's attention.
"So, Tsen, got friends?" A leering voice came from the door, "I thought crud like you would to hang out with pureblood cousins, and the 'famous' James Potter. Every girl is drooling over him, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin…the weirdo…"
Severus Snape stood at the door, looking at Ariella, whose eyes were now definitely a brown, edged with gold, then he looked into the compartment, and his eye took on a rage, or was it fear. A glob of pudding dripped off his greasy covered hair.
"Severus Snape," Maeghan got out of her seat, and went over to Snape. She slapped him hard on the cheek, "You're a mean, filthy, piece of crud, I'm so glad I kept mother's name, you're a slimy git Snape, who doesn't have any friends!" With that Maeghan turned around and took her seat.
"Maeghan, don't start…who are you to comment, you make friends with losers, arrogant snobs, mudbloods, and boys with hair worse than mine…" Snape was about to continue, when he was cut off by a loud bang, or was it five?
Everyone in the compartment except for Lily had hexed him. Snape was knocked out on the floor.
"That was a real insult about the hair." Maeghan told the boys, and they all nodded.
"So that piece of crud is your brother?" Sirius growled.
"Yup, but it's a long story, to make it short let's say … my mother was forced to marry his, " Maeghan wrinkled her nose, "father, because he put a love potion in my mother's food. So I had the choice of keeping my mother's name, or taking on his name. That's why I'm Ariella, Ari's, cousin." Maeghan flicked her black and red hair, "Now that he's out, why don't we, er, play dress-up?" Maeghan had an evil grin on her face as she conjured up a makeup kit.
Lily and Ari both had the same grin as they conjured up more.
"Why don't we let the boys have the fun, since they aren't as trained in makeup applying…or we hope they aren't." Ari's grin doubled as Maeghan tossed her kit to Remus, Lily's to James, and she tossed her's to Sirius.
Remus was assigned the eyes, James the cheeks, and Sirius, the mouth.
When the boys were done, Snape not only had eyeliner, and eye shadow, he had a big L in lipstick on his forehead. His cheeks were bright pink, and there was lipstick in an L on his chin, and around his lips, Sirius was careful NOT to actually apply any on the lips.
Ari, talented in gymnastics, had a few… uniforms, which she didn't like. One was from Swan Lake, with full tutu, frills, lace, and ribbon.
All of the girls put his hair up in curlers, and a perm spray, so when they were done, Snape, still knocked out had makeup, a ballet outfit, and curly hair.
"Perfect!" Maeghan did the honors of throwing him out into the hall, but not before placing a 'Kick Me' sign on his chest.
Everyone heard giggles from the end of the hallway, and a girl-like scream coming, from…was that Snape?
"No it was probably Lucius screaming at the sight of his true love." Sirius answered the unasked question.
Everyone broke into gales of laughter.
"We will be arriving at Hogwarts soon, please get changed into your robes. The girls sent the boys into the bathroom, changed, then knocked on the door when they were ready.
The 6 children departed for Hogwarts, and left their stuff for the house elves to put in their rooms.
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C: So, how'd ya'll like my chapter…funny, c'est non? You MUST review it if you want us to write more! C' ya.
A: Her is my insane comment: "REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! WE NEED TO KNOW IF WE'RE DOING OK!"
C: Umm, aren't you forgetting something?
A: Oh yeah! The DISCLAIMER!
***
Disclaimer: Basically, you know what's ours and what isn't.
***
RECAP
"Excuse me ma'am, how my friends and I were wondering how to get into 9 ¾?"
"Oh, just run through that wall over there. Watch Bill."
'Bill' was running head long into the wall between the stations. As he was about to crash, he vanished into it.
"Uh, thanks ma'am."
"No problem dear. Are you a first year?"
"Yes."
"Ah, well Bill is a prefect now. He'll help you along."
Remus and James found Sirius, and they all ran onto the platform. Fortunately, they got on just in time, but all the compartments were full, except the last one…(C: dum dum dum DUM!)
***
Chapter 2- Slimy Gits and Makeup Kits
The three friends ran into the last one just as the train started to move.
"Excuse me can we sit…"Remus was going to start, as the boys walked in, but two buckets of pudding landed on their heads. A camera flashed, just as the boys had wiped part off their faces.
"Cheese!" cried a happy voice.
"Did you like the vanilla pudding? I wanted it to be chocolate, but Ariella said that since she thought it up, she would choose the flavour."
"Well, Lily, Ari did think it up, so it is fair . . ."
"Maeghan, you're biased, because you're her cousin."
"Yeah, I guess, but I still think that the vanilla pudding looks better, 'cuz chocolate looks like mud."
"Hey! Are you guys finished wiping the stuff off of yourselves yet?"
Indeed, the boys had finished getting most of the pudding off, but James still had streaks on his glasses, and they all looked like they had aged because their hair was gloppy and white. They could finally see the pranksters in front of them.
'Ariella', or Ari, was lying down on a seat in the cabin, and she was the one who had just called them. She had thick hair with the colour and sheen of polished obsidian, and her eyes had a Chinese look, except for the fact that they were a pure, sparkling blue, or was it green?. They seemed to be shifting in colour, but for now, they were a bright sky blue. She was wearing black robes, with a hint of red and gold at the seams. Obviously she wanted to be in Gryffindor. There was a golden chain around her neck, with a stylized golden bird hanging from it.
Her 'cousin', Maeghan, was obviously the one sitting opposite her. She also had black hair, but it was short, finer and smoother, with red highlights. She had golden eyes, the colour of honey, and her robes were black with golden edging. Her chain had a gold circle, with a fox etched in. The fox, however, had two sapphire eyes, and seemed almost real, in comparison to its stylized sister.
The last member of the trio was obviously Lily then, and she was obviously not related. Her hair was flaming red, and her eyes were a dark forest green. Her robes were plain black, and she looked as if she was practical, as well as hot-tempered, as her previous comments suggested. She also had a golden chain, this one quite plain. Hanging from the end was an enamelled doe. All of the three girls got the boy's attention.
"So, Tsen, got friends?" A leering voice came from the door, "I thought crud like you would to hang out with pureblood cousins, and the 'famous' James Potter. Every girl is drooling over him, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin…the weirdo…"
Severus Snape stood at the door, looking at Ariella, whose eyes were now definitely a brown, edged with gold, then he looked into the compartment, and his eye took on a rage, or was it fear. A glob of pudding dripped off his greasy covered hair.
"Severus Snape," Maeghan got out of her seat, and went over to Snape. She slapped him hard on the cheek, "You're a mean, filthy, piece of crud, I'm so glad I kept mother's name, you're a slimy git Snape, who doesn't have any friends!" With that Maeghan turned around and took her seat.
"Maeghan, don't start…who are you to comment, you make friends with losers, arrogant snobs, mudbloods, and boys with hair worse than mine…" Snape was about to continue, when he was cut off by a loud bang, or was it five?
Everyone in the compartment except for Lily had hexed him. Snape was knocked out on the floor.
"That was a real insult about the hair." Maeghan told the boys, and they all nodded.
"So that piece of crud is your brother?" Sirius growled.
"Yup, but it's a long story, to make it short let's say … my mother was forced to marry his, " Maeghan wrinkled her nose, "father, because he put a love potion in my mother's food. So I had the choice of keeping my mother's name, or taking on his name. That's why I'm Ariella, Ari's, cousin." Maeghan flicked her black and red hair, "Now that he's out, why don't we, er, play dress-up?" Maeghan had an evil grin on her face as she conjured up a makeup kit.
Lily and Ari both had the same grin as they conjured up more.
"Why don't we let the boys have the fun, since they aren't as trained in makeup applying…or we hope they aren't." Ari's grin doubled as Maeghan tossed her kit to Remus, Lily's to James, and she tossed her's to Sirius.
Remus was assigned the eyes, James the cheeks, and Sirius, the mouth.
When the boys were done, Snape not only had eyeliner, and eye shadow, he had a big L in lipstick on his forehead. His cheeks were bright pink, and there was lipstick in an L on his chin, and around his lips, Sirius was careful NOT to actually apply any on the lips.
Ari, talented in gymnastics, had a few… uniforms, which she didn't like. One was from Swan Lake, with full tutu, frills, lace, and ribbon.
All of the girls put his hair up in curlers, and a perm spray, so when they were done, Snape, still knocked out had makeup, a ballet outfit, and curly hair.
"Perfect!" Maeghan did the honors of throwing him out into the hall, but not before placing a 'Kick Me' sign on his chest.
Everyone heard giggles from the end of the hallway, and a girl-like scream coming, from…was that Snape?
"No it was probably Lucius screaming at the sight of his true love." Sirius answered the unasked question.
Everyone broke into gales of laughter.
"We will be arriving at Hogwarts soon, please get changed into your robes. The girls sent the boys into the bathroom, changed, then knocked on the door when they were ready.
The 6 children departed for Hogwarts, and left their stuff for the house elves to put in their rooms.
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C: So, how'd ya'll like my chapter…funny, c'est non? You MUST review it if you want us to write more! C' ya.
A: Her is my insane comment: "REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! WE NEED TO KNOW IF WE'RE DOING OK!"