Hermione was dreaming, drifting, reliving memories of the potion, of the
event and the issues she had so far encountered. Her life at Hogwarts was
flashing before her eyes, and events related to the current disaster all
came back to her, negative and pleasant. One time she was back in the
classroom, and she witnessed an old memory, one which always brought a
smile to her lips, one that was often repeated in the Gryffindor common
room with boisterous laughter to follow, one that very strongly connected
to her current situation:
"Slytherin was scattered across their seats chatting eagerly among themselves, while the Gryffindors remained quiet. Occasionally, Draco or others of his house would throw a comment their way while half the class turned nervously toward the entrance, watching it while the Gryffindors, with (usually) Ron in the lead, would reply with an equally ill remark. This was how the start of all potion classes began in the sixth year, and it wasn't before the professor made his appearance, that all went still, and even the Slytherins found their appropriate seat.
This Wednesday Snape looked exceptionally ill-tempered, and sallow, giving of a strong impression of sour milk. "Today, class," he thundered, moving swiftly behind the safety of his own desk before continuing in a softer tone, "we are to learn how to make .." he always began his lectures in a near whisper so that everybody had to strain to catch his words, none wanting to be caught missing out of a single comment ".. a contraceptive potion!" He finished gently, his hollow eyes darting swiftly across the length of the Gryffindor area, daring them to laugh.
For a group of teenagers, it was difficult, especially for the girls to not break into an akward giggle at this surprising subject. Slytherin girls were already cackling like chickens, but Snape somehow seemed to miss this. "The process is quite simple, and quite fool proof, but I am certain there are those among you who will prove me wrong at this, so for some the wiser solution would be to avoid reproduction -" Neville Longbottom squirmed when he was confronted with a very specific look "- and save what little wizard blood is left" Slytherin laughed "It must be consumed by the female, no more than fifteen minutes before.." his lips curled in to a slight sneer "sexual intercourse." All the girls giggled except Hermione, who settled with a faint grin at Snape's look of discomfort! "Patil! Brown! Granger!" he snapped "fifteen points from Gryffindor!"
"But Hermione didn't-"
"Twenty points, Weasley!" Everyone went quiet, including Ron that now looked the colour of his hair.
It was obviously this was a subject that he dreaded immensely, and she was right to guess it wouldn't ever be repeated nor appear on the final test. Pomfrey had them in four lessons this year that dealt with sexual education, but of all the magical alternatives, the potion was the most common and secure option, and therefore, Snape had the burden to educate them in the making and use of it.
That day Neville melted his fourth cauldron in that year.
***
I will have to apologize, since I am suddenly hit with a strange writers block or writers constipation as some person described it. I don't know how long it will take, but I might have to take a break from this story wile trying to get my spirit back, I somehow know what to write but I can't get it down on paper. I have gotten some great advice from the mailing list "When I kissed the teacher" that is a must for anybody who likes "Hermione/Snape" pairing and I am taking their advice, trying to get my next chapter done. Now I know you guys are very patient so I thought I would offer this cracker/filler/crumb wile I am having my break, so you got something to read wile I get my writing back on track. It has nothing to do with my story really but amusing anyway.. something I wrote a wile ago..
I have made a small writers challange, as a laugh for who ever might be mad enough, just scroll down it is after my answer to, Luna.
Wow, I love you guys, the amount of reviews I got last time was amazing and best of all, you guys really wrote a lot when posting.. made me all happy and cheerful, and you know, sometimes you guys point things out in my story that makes me go "hmm, he/she is right, maybe I should add that" or "I didn't think about that, maybe I should do that next"
JeanB: I am glad you like it, Ron getting angry bit was fun to write, and don't feel bad about being crazy, we all are *smiles* "Who got her pregnant?" "Err I believe that would be me" I wish I could have had Snape say that..
Snape snook up behind Ron, a viciouse smirk playing on his lips.. "allow me to enlighten the boy.." he said to Harry who was peering up on the Potion master a bit startled "you need not fear Mr.weasley, she is not with child, as you see.. I am do take precautions" Ron half stumbled back, glaring up at Snape in disbelief, "w.. what? you mean.. you.. you--" "yes, Weasley, we fornicated" he felt every nerve in his body twitch as the words shaped in to some form of sense to him, Snape? She had, had sex with SNAPE? but.. how.. why.. she couldn't find him attractive could she? did this mean that they had.. oh god.. snape had.. touched her, he had.. he had.. been naked, she had been naked, they had, with her legs spread, and his hands, and his hips and her breasts, and.. he had.. penetrated.. oh god.. it couldn't be..
I WOULD LOVE to write something like this.. but, it wouldn't be very fitting.. hah.. unfortunately.. ofcourse it is my story and I could make it fitting but, I mmm.. I like the clean knickers scene..
Oh and my first language is Norwegian.
Giovanna: I am glad to hear you enjoy it, I am updating, but I am sad to say it is maybe not what you expected.
Nadeshiko Amamiya: It is complicated, I hope not too complicated, I am making a bit confusing on purpose, but I will clear up in the mess in a little, in my head it all make sense, kind of. I am very flattered that you continued to read my chapters, I hope I wont disappoint you. Oh and Brazil is a very pretty place, also, I have friends from there.
Bre: What is wrong with Hermione? Well the potion is backfireing and uh, as it continues, Snape will be drawn in to her body, and she will be drawn in to his, and he will have to live the next few chapters as a 17 year old girl, having periods and being friend with Harry and, Hermione will have to take over Snape's life and be a potion master and learn to pee standing up and.. hmm.. wait.. isn't this already done before? oh bugger! My whole story line went down the toilet :P
Claire Bear Blondie: Glad you like cliffhangers, it is still there.. *sorry sorry sorry
phreakreader: you are THANKING me for the chapter? I should thank you for bothering to read my scribble, *laughs* oh and between you and me (don't tell anybody) Sirius and Remus will appear later..
Luna Writer: Thank you moon lady, and it wasn't a cliff hanger for long *smiles* jasmin flower: *laughs* "Meet Katy and Gemma Snape, your twins" "oh they are beutiful Hermione, come to papa.. gotchy gotchy goo.. e he . look how they reach for my greasy hair, I just love kids" well.. it could happen I suppose.. anything can happen in fanfiction, the world is our to manipulate. And hmm.. "Uh, Mione, Sweetie, Please don't kill me..." that made me laugh too funny..
A CHALLANGE to all writers/readers If anybody is mad enough out there, feel free to write a page long (or more) chapter, describing their resction, where Hermione decide to sleep with Snape since she already think she has and would make no diffrence now, (except it would perhaps be a more pleasent experience, instead of just knowing she lost her virginety to him) and well.. they discover her virginity is in tact.. too late, I would LOVE to see their reaction.. "oh professor, do you mind if we try again" how funny is that ;) and of course as you said "Uh, Mione, Sweetie, Please don't kill me... but.." I'll post the link to my story.. there I CHALLENGE you.. all of you..
does not have to be long, just be a couple of sentences, or a description, smutty or not, or just the dialogue, or Hermione convincing him that she demand another go or else she will tell.. it is up to you how you wish to do it.. hah..
shel: uhm.. please I can explain.. I am having difficulty writing.. please don't kidnap my loved ones.
AppleJuiceMaster: mmm, the juice master one of my oldest reader, *hugs* I am sorry I don't know when Ill be able to post next, I hope in no less then another week.. I might post some pictures.. to compensate..
Lisa: *laughs* yes Lisa you are right, stupid spell checker.. changed it to bulloxe ;) I will have to go back and change it sometime..
Amber Dragon: Oooo a Gilbert and Sullivan fan, I was very flattered when one girl wrote me and said she had began to look up Gilbert and Sullivan after reading my story, that made me really excited.
ChishionoTenshi: Suffer draco suffer!!! heh.. it will come.. my story will get darker I think.. and then draco will face his doom, as for Ron, oh yes, his hands got really sore, and he had to put some ice on it, kicking Snape in a rush of Adrenaline. I can't answer your question though with out revealing what I got planned for him *wink* it will all get a bit twisted and I still state that the ending will be very unexpected! As for the yeast, I liked that description.. "had a stench of yeast" but everybody that pre read it said "nah too nasty, I sudgest you remove that" did I listen? nah.. ;) they are good readers and beta readers but it is adult story so.. and misery is good sometimes ;) in small doses.
Ezmerelda: *goes off to stuff her mouth with hay so she doesn't spill her horse guts too early*
MadAboutHarry: You will be surprised, you will be surprised, you will be surprised *pokes fun* aaah a Harry fan, I do hope my harry hasn't ofended you.
Cassandra: The girl he fancy got maybe pregnant after having sex with the man you think is just about the most disgusting person, after Voldermort, I think he acted nobly.. hah.. *chants with you* bad Ron bad ron..
Penultimate Pentippelpus: the Norwegian with the funny name, hah, I pretend I know a lot about the background of Potter, but I am only using what little I know, making it sound better then it is.. don't be fooled by me.. I am not that impressive *smiles* Men takk! (but thank you)
HarryPotter4077: Oooo what story is that? does it got any cucumbers in it? I am glad you like my story, I am sorry you have to wait a wile longer for chapter 13.
Lionora: heh.. I posted two chapters very quickly after each other.. I do not hope you mean that her suffering put you off my story, and I am not a draco fan myself, I think he is annoying both in the book and in the movie, I want to kick his pure blood arse HAH.. but then I have taken a lot of liberties with him in my story. I like Ron, book Ron is neat, movie Ron is a good actor but annoying, but book Ron has some funny lines, and I don't have a problem seeing Snape hurt, I am perverted like that, I -love- Snape, but I don't mind seeing him trembling on the floor in agony, and same with Hermione as you might have noticed. I am trying to get to the part about what is really between Snape and Hermione but it is a difficult chapter to write so I am having a hard time.. and don't make your head explode, did that once, a lot of mess.. and thank you for wanting to read my twisted and perverted scribble..
dirtypink: *laughs* really? wow.. that is flattering ;) I am glad somebody still find my sense of humour laughable.. thank you thank you..
marina: I am sorry :( It will last for at least another week untile I manage to write this stupid stupid chapter.. thank you for likeing my plot line, I know it is hard to be "original" in the potter world, I am sure there are 100's of "Hermione wakes up in snapes bed" stories, but I like to think I got my own twist on it. Often I will tell people I write Snape/Hermione pairing, and people go "ewww" or "I can't see them as a couple" but then I explain about the dark stories they make, and about the fascination of writing about age difference and all the similarty in their personality and people think "hmm.. maybe.. hmm.." I personally think out of the HP fandome some of the best Potter stories I have so far read has mostly been Snape/Granger stories.. I find that a lot of authors really put their soul in to making these two characters come to life, they got so much energy to give in stories if you put them in the right setting, I am not saying I did that, but a sure alot of people have. I don't think I use alot of Brit slang, I try to stuff in a word here and there purposely because I am learning some myself because of the debates that has been about it on the very good mailing list "When I kissed the teacher" because of my british boyfriend, and because I think that Harry Potter with out his britishme looses some of its glow, the British side of Potter is the spice to the stew, so to say. Thank you my dear *hugs*
There.. my responses, were actually longer then my actual post.. but I feel I must give you guys a proper answer back since you took the time to review *hugs* I hope you guys arn't too angry with me for wanting to wait, and if you are utterly utterly bored there is always that tiny challenge I posted earlier..
Thank you for reading my story, I love you all for it, who ever you are.
"Slytherin was scattered across their seats chatting eagerly among themselves, while the Gryffindors remained quiet. Occasionally, Draco or others of his house would throw a comment their way while half the class turned nervously toward the entrance, watching it while the Gryffindors, with (usually) Ron in the lead, would reply with an equally ill remark. This was how the start of all potion classes began in the sixth year, and it wasn't before the professor made his appearance, that all went still, and even the Slytherins found their appropriate seat.
This Wednesday Snape looked exceptionally ill-tempered, and sallow, giving of a strong impression of sour milk. "Today, class," he thundered, moving swiftly behind the safety of his own desk before continuing in a softer tone, "we are to learn how to make .." he always began his lectures in a near whisper so that everybody had to strain to catch his words, none wanting to be caught missing out of a single comment ".. a contraceptive potion!" He finished gently, his hollow eyes darting swiftly across the length of the Gryffindor area, daring them to laugh.
For a group of teenagers, it was difficult, especially for the girls to not break into an akward giggle at this surprising subject. Slytherin girls were already cackling like chickens, but Snape somehow seemed to miss this. "The process is quite simple, and quite fool proof, but I am certain there are those among you who will prove me wrong at this, so for some the wiser solution would be to avoid reproduction -" Neville Longbottom squirmed when he was confronted with a very specific look "- and save what little wizard blood is left" Slytherin laughed "It must be consumed by the female, no more than fifteen minutes before.." his lips curled in to a slight sneer "sexual intercourse." All the girls giggled except Hermione, who settled with a faint grin at Snape's look of discomfort! "Patil! Brown! Granger!" he snapped "fifteen points from Gryffindor!"
"But Hermione didn't-"
"Twenty points, Weasley!" Everyone went quiet, including Ron that now looked the colour of his hair.
It was obviously this was a subject that he dreaded immensely, and she was right to guess it wouldn't ever be repeated nor appear on the final test. Pomfrey had them in four lessons this year that dealt with sexual education, but of all the magical alternatives, the potion was the most common and secure option, and therefore, Snape had the burden to educate them in the making and use of it.
That day Neville melted his fourth cauldron in that year.
***
I will have to apologize, since I am suddenly hit with a strange writers block or writers constipation as some person described it. I don't know how long it will take, but I might have to take a break from this story wile trying to get my spirit back, I somehow know what to write but I can't get it down on paper. I have gotten some great advice from the mailing list "When I kissed the teacher" that is a must for anybody who likes "Hermione/Snape" pairing and I am taking their advice, trying to get my next chapter done. Now I know you guys are very patient so I thought I would offer this cracker/filler/crumb wile I am having my break, so you got something to read wile I get my writing back on track. It has nothing to do with my story really but amusing anyway.. something I wrote a wile ago..
I have made a small writers challange, as a laugh for who ever might be mad enough, just scroll down it is after my answer to, Luna.
Wow, I love you guys, the amount of reviews I got last time was amazing and best of all, you guys really wrote a lot when posting.. made me all happy and cheerful, and you know, sometimes you guys point things out in my story that makes me go "hmm, he/she is right, maybe I should add that" or "I didn't think about that, maybe I should do that next"
JeanB: I am glad you like it, Ron getting angry bit was fun to write, and don't feel bad about being crazy, we all are *smiles* "Who got her pregnant?" "Err I believe that would be me" I wish I could have had Snape say that..
Snape snook up behind Ron, a viciouse smirk playing on his lips.. "allow me to enlighten the boy.." he said to Harry who was peering up on the Potion master a bit startled "you need not fear Mr.weasley, she is not with child, as you see.. I am do take precautions" Ron half stumbled back, glaring up at Snape in disbelief, "w.. what? you mean.. you.. you--" "yes, Weasley, we fornicated" he felt every nerve in his body twitch as the words shaped in to some form of sense to him, Snape? She had, had sex with SNAPE? but.. how.. why.. she couldn't find him attractive could she? did this mean that they had.. oh god.. snape had.. touched her, he had.. he had.. been naked, she had been naked, they had, with her legs spread, and his hands, and his hips and her breasts, and.. he had.. penetrated.. oh god.. it couldn't be..
I WOULD LOVE to write something like this.. but, it wouldn't be very fitting.. hah.. unfortunately.. ofcourse it is my story and I could make it fitting but, I mmm.. I like the clean knickers scene..
Oh and my first language is Norwegian.
Giovanna: I am glad to hear you enjoy it, I am updating, but I am sad to say it is maybe not what you expected.
Nadeshiko Amamiya: It is complicated, I hope not too complicated, I am making a bit confusing on purpose, but I will clear up in the mess in a little, in my head it all make sense, kind of. I am very flattered that you continued to read my chapters, I hope I wont disappoint you. Oh and Brazil is a very pretty place, also, I have friends from there.
Bre: What is wrong with Hermione? Well the potion is backfireing and uh, as it continues, Snape will be drawn in to her body, and she will be drawn in to his, and he will have to live the next few chapters as a 17 year old girl, having periods and being friend with Harry and, Hermione will have to take over Snape's life and be a potion master and learn to pee standing up and.. hmm.. wait.. isn't this already done before? oh bugger! My whole story line went down the toilet :P
Claire Bear Blondie: Glad you like cliffhangers, it is still there.. *sorry sorry sorry
phreakreader: you are THANKING me for the chapter? I should thank you for bothering to read my scribble, *laughs* oh and between you and me (don't tell anybody) Sirius and Remus will appear later..
Luna Writer: Thank you moon lady, and it wasn't a cliff hanger for long *smiles* jasmin flower: *laughs* "Meet Katy and Gemma Snape, your twins" "oh they are beutiful Hermione, come to papa.. gotchy gotchy goo.. e he . look how they reach for my greasy hair, I just love kids" well.. it could happen I suppose.. anything can happen in fanfiction, the world is our to manipulate. And hmm.. "Uh, Mione, Sweetie, Please don't kill me..." that made me laugh too funny..
A CHALLANGE to all writers/readers If anybody is mad enough out there, feel free to write a page long (or more) chapter, describing their resction, where Hermione decide to sleep with Snape since she already think she has and would make no diffrence now, (except it would perhaps be a more pleasent experience, instead of just knowing she lost her virginety to him) and well.. they discover her virginity is in tact.. too late, I would LOVE to see their reaction.. "oh professor, do you mind if we try again" how funny is that ;) and of course as you said "Uh, Mione, Sweetie, Please don't kill me... but.." I'll post the link to my story.. there I CHALLENGE you.. all of you..
does not have to be long, just be a couple of sentences, or a description, smutty or not, or just the dialogue, or Hermione convincing him that she demand another go or else she will tell.. it is up to you how you wish to do it.. hah..
shel: uhm.. please I can explain.. I am having difficulty writing.. please don't kidnap my loved ones.
AppleJuiceMaster: mmm, the juice master one of my oldest reader, *hugs* I am sorry I don't know when Ill be able to post next, I hope in no less then another week.. I might post some pictures.. to compensate..
Lisa: *laughs* yes Lisa you are right, stupid spell checker.. changed it to bulloxe ;) I will have to go back and change it sometime..
Amber Dragon: Oooo a Gilbert and Sullivan fan, I was very flattered when one girl wrote me and said she had began to look up Gilbert and Sullivan after reading my story, that made me really excited.
ChishionoTenshi: Suffer draco suffer!!! heh.. it will come.. my story will get darker I think.. and then draco will face his doom, as for Ron, oh yes, his hands got really sore, and he had to put some ice on it, kicking Snape in a rush of Adrenaline. I can't answer your question though with out revealing what I got planned for him *wink* it will all get a bit twisted and I still state that the ending will be very unexpected! As for the yeast, I liked that description.. "had a stench of yeast" but everybody that pre read it said "nah too nasty, I sudgest you remove that" did I listen? nah.. ;) they are good readers and beta readers but it is adult story so.. and misery is good sometimes ;) in small doses.
Ezmerelda: *goes off to stuff her mouth with hay so she doesn't spill her horse guts too early*
MadAboutHarry: You will be surprised, you will be surprised, you will be surprised *pokes fun* aaah a Harry fan, I do hope my harry hasn't ofended you.
Cassandra: The girl he fancy got maybe pregnant after having sex with the man you think is just about the most disgusting person, after Voldermort, I think he acted nobly.. hah.. *chants with you* bad Ron bad ron..
Penultimate Pentippelpus: the Norwegian with the funny name, hah, I pretend I know a lot about the background of Potter, but I am only using what little I know, making it sound better then it is.. don't be fooled by me.. I am not that impressive *smiles* Men takk! (but thank you)
HarryPotter4077: Oooo what story is that? does it got any cucumbers in it? I am glad you like my story, I am sorry you have to wait a wile longer for chapter 13.
Lionora: heh.. I posted two chapters very quickly after each other.. I do not hope you mean that her suffering put you off my story, and I am not a draco fan myself, I think he is annoying both in the book and in the movie, I want to kick his pure blood arse HAH.. but then I have taken a lot of liberties with him in my story. I like Ron, book Ron is neat, movie Ron is a good actor but annoying, but book Ron has some funny lines, and I don't have a problem seeing Snape hurt, I am perverted like that, I -love- Snape, but I don't mind seeing him trembling on the floor in agony, and same with Hermione as you might have noticed. I am trying to get to the part about what is really between Snape and Hermione but it is a difficult chapter to write so I am having a hard time.. and don't make your head explode, did that once, a lot of mess.. and thank you for wanting to read my twisted and perverted scribble..
dirtypink: *laughs* really? wow.. that is flattering ;) I am glad somebody still find my sense of humour laughable.. thank you thank you..
marina: I am sorry :( It will last for at least another week untile I manage to write this stupid stupid chapter.. thank you for likeing my plot line, I know it is hard to be "original" in the potter world, I am sure there are 100's of "Hermione wakes up in snapes bed" stories, but I like to think I got my own twist on it. Often I will tell people I write Snape/Hermione pairing, and people go "ewww" or "I can't see them as a couple" but then I explain about the dark stories they make, and about the fascination of writing about age difference and all the similarty in their personality and people think "hmm.. maybe.. hmm.." I personally think out of the HP fandome some of the best Potter stories I have so far read has mostly been Snape/Granger stories.. I find that a lot of authors really put their soul in to making these two characters come to life, they got so much energy to give in stories if you put them in the right setting, I am not saying I did that, but a sure alot of people have. I don't think I use alot of Brit slang, I try to stuff in a word here and there purposely because I am learning some myself because of the debates that has been about it on the very good mailing list "When I kissed the teacher" because of my british boyfriend, and because I think that Harry Potter with out his britishme looses some of its glow, the British side of Potter is the spice to the stew, so to say. Thank you my dear *hugs*
There.. my responses, were actually longer then my actual post.. but I feel I must give you guys a proper answer back since you took the time to review *hugs* I hope you guys arn't too angry with me for wanting to wait, and if you are utterly utterly bored there is always that tiny challenge I posted earlier..
Thank you for reading my story, I love you all for it, who ever you are.