Dating Dilemma

By: Calicat and Alicorn



Alicorn: Thanx to Flight O'Fancy for the review! Yay! You'll see what we have planned ;)

Calicat: Here's the first in a long row of chapters!

Alicorn: Yeah. Here's the thing about the next few chapters: they're all happening at around the same time!

Calicat: well, they don't go for the same time periods, but they DO take place within one another.

Alicorn: Basically, it doesn't matter which order you read them in.

Calicat: I'm writing the first one in the mini-series. It's about MY character.

Alicorn: Just in case you didn't know, these characters represent how we think we would act if we were students at Hogwarts.

Calicat: anyways, this is romance and angst and all that jazz mixed together.

Alicorn: Just so that everyone knows, I actually write all the conversations in all the stories. Calicat just looks over them to see if they're OK.

Calicat: Yup. This is just a sign of how insane she is.

Alicorn: (Brandishes spatula) KILLEE!

Calicat: Gotta go! (Dashes away with Alicorn running after)

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Disclaimer: All hail the mighty disclaimer, which saves us from cri-tics! (Piers Antony, Xanth, ring any bells?) J.K. Rowling's characters do not belong to us, and our characters do. We're sorry if you don't like the story, but if you don't . . . REVIEW US!

Alicorn: By that way, If anyone had reviewed us, THANX! We don't have exact people to thank but (shrug).

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Maeghan lay back on her bed, Remus had asked her out on a date, for tomorrow. She smiled…she wondered if Lily and James were doing anything…she quickly pushed the thought out of her mind. In two hours they'd be going to Hogsmeade, and she could buy some new robes.

Maeghan quickly drew her purse out, and filled it with coins, she slung it over her shoulder, and put a carrying spell in it, then she set off to find Remus and her cousin.

***

Maeghan had only gotten to the library when she was pulled into a room.

"What? MMPHL!" (A/N a large hand was placed over her mouth) Maeghan bit the hand, then spat, "where am I…if Remus…" she started.

"Ah, but Remus will not know." Malfoy, lit a candle, and it shined it Maeghan's face.

"What's going on?" Maeghan looked around. Goyle was nursing a bitten hand, someone was holding her hands, so she kicked him in what she presumed to be the balls, no effect.

"Well, after some convincing," Lucius grinned, "Snape told Remus' little, er…secret. Well how do I know? Snape read your diary." Lucius smirked.

Maeghan struggled, she kicked the person behind her, harder, hard enough to break concrete, and the person recoiled. She then kicked Goyle, and knocked him out, and pulled out her wand on Lucius.

"What terms are you negotiating in…" Maeghan asked warily.

"You have to go out with me, and not let Remus know…and let me give you a goodnight kiss."

"If you tell anyone, I'll announce it to the whole school." Lucius smiled evilly.

Maeghan had a big decision to make.

***

"I'll pick you up at 7:00" Lucius waved.

Maeghan had only agreed if she could tell Lily and Ari.

Lucius then agreed, but he didn't say anything about sending a message through Ari, Maeghan loved her plan, she didn't realize that Ari was flaming mad, she wouldn't tell Remus.

***

"There you are." Lucius looked at Maeghan

She hadn't done anything, yet she looked great. She scowled like crazy.

"I have a curfew of 9:00, but I'd like come back by 8:45." Maeghan grumbled…then she saw Remus, unfortunately Lucius did too.

***

"Lupin! I believe that Maeghan was going to tell you about our dinner date tonight?" Lucius saw Lupin's mouth open, then close. Lupin looked at Maeghan.

"Remus…" Lucius kissed her, on the lips, so she was cut off.

Remus gaped. Goyle wanted to talk to him, then Maeghan and Lucius come out. Remus just watched Maeghan.

Maeghan kicked Lucius in the balls, spat on the floor, onto a recoiled Lucius. When he got up, quickly, she pulled out her wand, but slapped him.

She kissed Remus on the cheek, and gave him a little piece of paper. Then she left the Great Hall, Lucius followed her holding his cheek.

James looked at his friend, he-James- was watching under the invisibility cloak.

He saw Maeghan's eyes open when Lucius kissed her, and how she was in shock, that's why she didn't do anything. Then he saw poor Remus, watching shocked. He cheered on Maeghan when she triumphantly kicked Lucius and spat out his slime, and had drawn his wand when Lucius got up.

Then when Maeghan had also drawn her wand, he relaxed. He chortled when she slapped him, and kissed Remus. James slipped off the cloak.

"You got it bad…" James patted Remus on the back.

Remus knew James would follow him after Goyle kept giggling when he talked.

"What does it say?" James urged.

Maeghan had sprayed it with her perfume, to tell Remus that it was really her letter

She had taken a picture of herself, blowing him kisses.

It read, "Luv ya, but I'm going to have to tell you about it later. Meet me in the common room, I'll sneak in some Butterbeer."

Remus smiled, so did James. They walked back to the common room, Remus read a book, and James did his homework.

***

Dinner was boring…but Maeghan had own little spin.

When she went to 'powder her nose' she slipped a special request to the kitchen elves.

She just had to wait now.

***

When dinner came, Lucius had ordered a baked potato, peas, and a steak.

Maeghan ordered a salad.

Lucius suddenly screamed. His peas were crawling, they were…

"APHIDS!" After he cleared them off his plate, he tried to eat the baked potato… the crisp skin was filled with … his nose suddenly crinkled because it was dung. He washed it down with his water.

He suddenly spit it out.

"Waiter, this is alcohol!" He called.

His steak then started to sing,

"I am cow, eating grass,

Methane gas comes out my ass,

And out my muzzle when I belch.

And the ozone layer's thinner

As a result of my dinner,

I am cow,

I am cow,

I can POW!"

Then the beef let out a dung bomb.

Lucius, then pulled Maeghan out of the restaurant, in effort to leave himself.

Maeghan shut off her retina camera. Remus accidentally was waiting for her in the Great hall to walk her up.

"Wait," Lucius said.

He kissed her again, this time it was a FRENCH kiss.

Maeghan slapped him again. Remus was the first to pull out his wand, Lucius' was half-out of its case

"Move, and I'll curse you to Pluto." Remus looked serious. Lucius put wind wand back. He left.

Remus hugged Maeghan, and kissed her hair, he escorted her back to her dorm, where she changed into nicer clothing, and bathed in disinfectant, for 10 minutes. Then she had a bubble bath.

When she was sanitary, she had Lily waiting on her bed, waiting for a story…she just showed her what happened through a projector. what happened.

***

Remus found Maeghan waiting for him in the common room. She smiled, and whispered, "I'll explain tomorrow."

Then an owl soared in.

Its leg had a message,

"Dear Maeghan,

I hope you had a horrible time, I kissed you twice, and the second time, I tongued. I wonder if the werewolf noticed. I will tell …Hope you enjoyed the date.

-Lucius"

Maeghan started to cry. Lucius was a bastard. Ari came over to her cousin.

Remus went to comfort Maeghan. Ari had an evil gleam in her eyes.

Then she kissed him goodnight, and left to her dorm. Ari had left…oh yeah, she had that date with Amos tonight, and Lily was already asleep, Maeghan fell into her bed, and felt Remus tuck her in, then he whispered goodnight, and left. The lights clicked off.

***

Ari silently slipped into the Slytherin common room, and went into Lucius' dorm. His arms were curled over a worn…

"Inflatable Maeghan Doll?" Ari thought.

She replaced the doll with a Snape Doll, she made it herself to insult him.

She then became a bird, and turned the REAL doll invisible.

Prefects only reported a crow flying around campus.

***

The next morning Lucius woke up to see,

"SNAPE?" He yelled.

On the back, he saw a ransom letter.

"Tell about Remus, and I post up your Maeghan (now SNAPE) doll in the front hall

-Anonymous"

Lucius noticed the writing…Ari's.

She had his doll, but at least he could get revenge on her…She'd see not to make a fool of Lucius Malfoy.

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Alicorn: We realize that this is a little short, and a little childish. That's the way Calicat's stories are.

Calicat: Hey!

Alicorn: Well, it's true. That's how your style is!

Calicat: (Sigh) You just couldn't see art if it whacked you over the head with a rubber spatula.

Alicorn: (Grins evilly)

Calicat: (Moans) Not again!

Alicorn: (Brandishes spatula) KILLEE!