A/N
TrunksGirl: thank you for the suggestion, I'm still thinking of using the other one cause I really like it so I'll check this
one out as well. Please don't set Mr. Cuddles on Logan, I need him for later...
ishandahalf: I'm glad some one appreciates all the hard work Captain Grouchypants does! As if he's gonna let Remy out of site
with a touchable Rogue around.
jebrylla: your right he can't... MUH HAHA HAHA HAHA!
bunny angel: cold turkey? that's harsh, and I'm not telling you... may be but then again may be not.
O.k kiddies today's song is not actually relevant to the happenings in the chapter but I like it, I was searching for another
song and this came up on the results list, I've never actually heard it but what the hell, hopefully you'll find it amusing
Artist : Moloko
Song : Killa Bunnies
Disclaimer:*Si sings under breath* "Run Rabbit Run! I've got a gun" while chasing Rabbit around the therapists office with
automatic rifle
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Kitty lent against the wall out side the kitchen trying very hard to look like a bit of wall paper, unfortunately for her the
Professor hadn't decorated the wall in baby pink,
"hay Kitty what are you doing?" asked Jean, Kitty shushed her quickly and motioned her closer,
"Mr Logan and Kurt are, like, plotting ways to keep Rogue and Remy apart" she whispered to the tall red head, Jean frowned
and lent closer to the wall hoping to hear,
"we can't, like, let them get away with it" hissed Kitty
"of course not, it's our responsibility to make sure those two get some.... ah hem... ALONE time" grinned Jean Kitty smiled
evilly.
"Kurt is there some particular reason why ya followin' me every where?" asked Rogue irritably, her brother had managed to walk
her to her last three lessons, all of which were on the opposite side of the building to his,
"no reason Schwester" said Kurt with a too innocent grin, he started to follow her in to the room but Rogue blocked the door
"ya can't come in here Kurt"
"vhy not?"
"uh cause it's the girls room?" Kurt blushed when he realised his mistake. Rogue let the door shut in his face and quickly
moved to the window, lucky for her it was an easy drop. Or at least it would have been if some one hadn't tickled her, she
let go of the ledge and prepared for a fall when that same someone caught her,
"all de girls fall for Gambit" remarked an amused voice, Rogue glared at him
"ya wish"
"no need to wish chere, Remy got de only girl he wants in his arms" Rogue smiled shyly at him, blushing slightly
"ya crazy Cajun" she whispered kissing him softly.
Remy put her down and took her hand leading her to his bike,
"so where we goin' chere?"
"my momma's house" said Rogue "she'll be at work so it'll be empty"
"bon"
Kurt tapped his foot impatiently,
"vhere is she?"
"hay Kurt!" called Kitty walking over to him "what are you doing?"
"vating for Rogue"
"great you can help me with some thing since your not, like, busy" she said smiling
"but.." he protested waving at the door to indicate his previous engagement, Kitty huffed,
"Rogue is, like, a big girl, she can go to the toilet on her own!"
Jamie, the bruise on his head starting to fade, walked past his head phones on, he was singing along to the music totally
oblivious to the world around him,
"sniffling little bunny
bouncing up and down
scummy little creatures
run them out of town
in their tiny tunnels
scuffling underground
toxic little bunny
he can't always be found"
Kurt and Kitty watched him go slightly confused looks on their faces,
"O.K now that's just wrong" said Kitty.
Things were getting a little intense at Raven's house (it's a PG rating folks) when the door slammed open making Remy fall off
the couch. Raven walked in her arms full of shopping, when she saw what was happening in her front room the bags hit the floor.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" she yelled watching Rogue clutch her shirt in a vain attempt to cover her self up, Remy
peeked at her over the top of the sofa, looking a little paler then normal.
"Momma.... what are ya doin' here?" asked Rogue nervously, slipping the sheer top back on,
"never mind what I'm doing, what are you doing?" she asked "don't move!" Raven glared at Remy as he tried to sneak out,
"now Momma Ah can explain..." it was then that Raven noticed the extremely large hickey on her daughters neck.
I didn't dink blue people could turn red thought Remy as Raven dived at him, using his agility he managed to duck out of the
way,
"MOMMA!"
"I'LL KILL HIM!"
Raven had him trapped in a corner with no escape and from the look on her face it wasn't going to a quick death when suddenly
she crumpled, Rogue stood over her mother looking a bit cross and rumpled, Remy thought that'd she never looked better,
"merci mon ange"
"we betta get outta here before she wakes up" said Rogue.
The phone rang in the Xavier institute later that same evening, Logan picked it up with a growl as Jamie walk towards the
rec room, singing as he munched on some crisps,
"Xavier institute"
"danger, evil rodent
multiplying every day
bunnies taking over
get on your knees and pray
filthy fluffy creatures
take the sharpest knives
the long-legged ones are coming
run, run, run... for your lives"
good advice thought Rogue and Remy as they spied on Logan,
"they WHAT?!" he asked "she what?!" slamming the phone down he yelled
"STRIPES! GUMBO!" they cringed.
In the rec room the others, who were watching powerpuff girls, winced, well at least most of them did, Scott was too caught
up in the cartoon to notice what was going on,
"I guess Raven caught them" said Kitty
"damm, we take care of Kurt and they run into the mother instead" said Jean, Kurt smiled
may be a run in vith the volverine will teach Remy to keep his hands off mine Schwester
Bobby watched Jamie out of the corner of his eye as the kid kept singing that same song over and over, it took him a minuet to
realise what the lyrics we saying,
"may be we should, like, try and calm Logan down" said Kitty
"are you mad? I don't think even the professor would go near him right now" said Jean "if they know what's good for them they'll
lay low for a while"
"COUGH COUGH, Ah think that's enough" gasped Rouge, Remy threw away the empty cans of air freshener
"I dink we best wait here awhile chere"
"for how long?"
"how 'bout de rest of our lives?"
"Cajun we can't spend eternity in a closet!"
"would y' rather face yo' mother AND de Wolverine?" Rogue thought about it for a minuet
"ya know Ah kinda like this closet"
Remy grinned,
"get ya hand offa my arse Swamp Rat"
"shush I dink some ones comin'"
Light foot steps came towards them and the next moment they here the sound of singing
"killa bunny is a-coming
killa bunny's on his way
killa bunny is a-coming
are you hearing what I say
killa... bunny... on... his way..."
They sighed in relief,
"it's just Jamie" said Rouge
"dat kid needs some serious help" said Remy
Logan stalked down the hall way, he could have sworn he heard some thing down here, turning on the light he found Bobby sitting
against the wall, the poor boy was shaking and clutching his legs mumbling,
"hay icepop ya all right?"
"the bunnies, killer bunnies" he whispered
"yeah right... so have ya seen Gumbo or Stripes?"
"bunnies every where"
Logan snorted and continued his search.
"How long we been in here?" asked Rogue, Remy checked his watch
"bout five hours"
"ya think he's gone yet?"
"non, didn't here de motorcycle"
"we're gonna have to spend the night in here ain't we?" Remy grinned again and leered at her,
"it could be worse mon coure"
"hands Cajun"
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A/N tah dah!, hehe I like that chapter, Jamie is soo much fun! And (mild) Bobby torture, life doesn't get any better then this!
I demand a review! please?
TrunksGirl: thank you for the suggestion, I'm still thinking of using the other one cause I really like it so I'll check this
one out as well. Please don't set Mr. Cuddles on Logan, I need him for later...
ishandahalf: I'm glad some one appreciates all the hard work Captain Grouchypants does! As if he's gonna let Remy out of site
with a touchable Rogue around.
jebrylla: your right he can't... MUH HAHA HAHA HAHA!
bunny angel: cold turkey? that's harsh, and I'm not telling you... may be but then again may be not.
O.k kiddies today's song is not actually relevant to the happenings in the chapter but I like it, I was searching for another
song and this came up on the results list, I've never actually heard it but what the hell, hopefully you'll find it amusing
Artist : Moloko
Song : Killa Bunnies
Disclaimer:*Si sings under breath* "Run Rabbit Run! I've got a gun" while chasing Rabbit around the therapists office with
automatic rifle
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Kitty lent against the wall out side the kitchen trying very hard to look like a bit of wall paper, unfortunately for her the
Professor hadn't decorated the wall in baby pink,
"hay Kitty what are you doing?" asked Jean, Kitty shushed her quickly and motioned her closer,
"Mr Logan and Kurt are, like, plotting ways to keep Rogue and Remy apart" she whispered to the tall red head, Jean frowned
and lent closer to the wall hoping to hear,
"we can't, like, let them get away with it" hissed Kitty
"of course not, it's our responsibility to make sure those two get some.... ah hem... ALONE time" grinned Jean Kitty smiled
evilly.
"Kurt is there some particular reason why ya followin' me every where?" asked Rogue irritably, her brother had managed to walk
her to her last three lessons, all of which were on the opposite side of the building to his,
"no reason Schwester" said Kurt with a too innocent grin, he started to follow her in to the room but Rogue blocked the door
"ya can't come in here Kurt"
"vhy not?"
"uh cause it's the girls room?" Kurt blushed when he realised his mistake. Rogue let the door shut in his face and quickly
moved to the window, lucky for her it was an easy drop. Or at least it would have been if some one hadn't tickled her, she
let go of the ledge and prepared for a fall when that same someone caught her,
"all de girls fall for Gambit" remarked an amused voice, Rogue glared at him
"ya wish"
"no need to wish chere, Remy got de only girl he wants in his arms" Rogue smiled shyly at him, blushing slightly
"ya crazy Cajun" she whispered kissing him softly.
Remy put her down and took her hand leading her to his bike,
"so where we goin' chere?"
"my momma's house" said Rogue "she'll be at work so it'll be empty"
"bon"
Kurt tapped his foot impatiently,
"vhere is she?"
"hay Kurt!" called Kitty walking over to him "what are you doing?"
"vating for Rogue"
"great you can help me with some thing since your not, like, busy" she said smiling
"but.." he protested waving at the door to indicate his previous engagement, Kitty huffed,
"Rogue is, like, a big girl, she can go to the toilet on her own!"
Jamie, the bruise on his head starting to fade, walked past his head phones on, he was singing along to the music totally
oblivious to the world around him,
"sniffling little bunny
bouncing up and down
scummy little creatures
run them out of town
in their tiny tunnels
scuffling underground
toxic little bunny
he can't always be found"
Kurt and Kitty watched him go slightly confused looks on their faces,
"O.K now that's just wrong" said Kitty.
Things were getting a little intense at Raven's house (it's a PG rating folks) when the door slammed open making Remy fall off
the couch. Raven walked in her arms full of shopping, when she saw what was happening in her front room the bags hit the floor.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" she yelled watching Rogue clutch her shirt in a vain attempt to cover her self up, Remy
peeked at her over the top of the sofa, looking a little paler then normal.
"Momma.... what are ya doin' here?" asked Rogue nervously, slipping the sheer top back on,
"never mind what I'm doing, what are you doing?" she asked "don't move!" Raven glared at Remy as he tried to sneak out,
"now Momma Ah can explain..." it was then that Raven noticed the extremely large hickey on her daughters neck.
I didn't dink blue people could turn red thought Remy as Raven dived at him, using his agility he managed to duck out of the
way,
"MOMMA!"
"I'LL KILL HIM!"
Raven had him trapped in a corner with no escape and from the look on her face it wasn't going to a quick death when suddenly
she crumpled, Rogue stood over her mother looking a bit cross and rumpled, Remy thought that'd she never looked better,
"merci mon ange"
"we betta get outta here before she wakes up" said Rogue.
The phone rang in the Xavier institute later that same evening, Logan picked it up with a growl as Jamie walk towards the
rec room, singing as he munched on some crisps,
"Xavier institute"
"danger, evil rodent
multiplying every day
bunnies taking over
get on your knees and pray
filthy fluffy creatures
take the sharpest knives
the long-legged ones are coming
run, run, run... for your lives"
good advice thought Rogue and Remy as they spied on Logan,
"they WHAT?!" he asked "she what?!" slamming the phone down he yelled
"STRIPES! GUMBO!" they cringed.
In the rec room the others, who were watching powerpuff girls, winced, well at least most of them did, Scott was too caught
up in the cartoon to notice what was going on,
"I guess Raven caught them" said Kitty
"damm, we take care of Kurt and they run into the mother instead" said Jean, Kurt smiled
may be a run in vith the volverine will teach Remy to keep his hands off mine Schwester
Bobby watched Jamie out of the corner of his eye as the kid kept singing that same song over and over, it took him a minuet to
realise what the lyrics we saying,
"may be we should, like, try and calm Logan down" said Kitty
"are you mad? I don't think even the professor would go near him right now" said Jean "if they know what's good for them they'll
lay low for a while"
"COUGH COUGH, Ah think that's enough" gasped Rouge, Remy threw away the empty cans of air freshener
"I dink we best wait here awhile chere"
"for how long?"
"how 'bout de rest of our lives?"
"Cajun we can't spend eternity in a closet!"
"would y' rather face yo' mother AND de Wolverine?" Rogue thought about it for a minuet
"ya know Ah kinda like this closet"
Remy grinned,
"get ya hand offa my arse Swamp Rat"
"shush I dink some ones comin'"
Light foot steps came towards them and the next moment they here the sound of singing
"killa bunny is a-coming
killa bunny's on his way
killa bunny is a-coming
are you hearing what I say
killa... bunny... on... his way..."
They sighed in relief,
"it's just Jamie" said Rouge
"dat kid needs some serious help" said Remy
Logan stalked down the hall way, he could have sworn he heard some thing down here, turning on the light he found Bobby sitting
against the wall, the poor boy was shaking and clutching his legs mumbling,
"hay icepop ya all right?"
"the bunnies, killer bunnies" he whispered
"yeah right... so have ya seen Gumbo or Stripes?"
"bunnies every where"
Logan snorted and continued his search.
"How long we been in here?" asked Rogue, Remy checked his watch
"bout five hours"
"ya think he's gone yet?"
"non, didn't here de motorcycle"
"we're gonna have to spend the night in here ain't we?" Remy grinned again and leered at her,
"it could be worse mon coure"
"hands Cajun"
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A/N tah dah!, hehe I like that chapter, Jamie is soo much fun! And (mild) Bobby torture, life doesn't get any better then this!
I demand a review! please?