Chapter 3





Kikyo: Ya know, I wuuuuuuuv you! Yeeessss I do! I wuuvv you Kagomeeeee!!!





Sango: Mmmm...Miroku...mmmm....ooooooh! MIROKU!!

Outside a door, Inuyasha and Kagome exchange disgusted looks and start gagging. Just as another eruption of moans comes, Miroku taps Kagome on the back.

Miroku: What's that *indicating moans of his name* all about?



Sesshomaru: Oh my GAWD!!! My makeup smeared!!!



Naraku: Sesshomaru and I have decided to have a new offspring. We've named her Zina Fairy-princess Pea. We're both mummies!!!



Inuyasha: I'm a slaaaave, to you! I can't deny it! **whistles* I'm a slaaaave to you! Kitty cat, kitty cat. Oh! Kitty cat, kitty cat. OoOoOh!



Inuyasha: WTF?!? Sesshomaru just humped a dead mouse!!!

Kagome: He what?!?

Inuyasha: He humped a DEAD MOUSE!!!

Kagome: WTF?!?

Sesshomaru: I just humped a dead mouse! How many times do we have to tell you this!? HMPH!



Shippo: 'Cause I'm the real Shippo. Yes I'm the real Shippo. All you other Shippos are just im-a-tating. Wont' the real Shippo please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?!



Rin: H-ANIME ROCKS, MAN!!!



Inuyasha: We.

Miroku: Are.

Sesshomaru: The

Naraku: Feminine.

IY/M/S/N: FUZZY BUNNIEZ RAPPERS!!! Yo! M' name is Joe! I like fuzzies bunniez and I like to bowl! Mmmmm-hhhhhmmmm!!!



Just so you know, the Fuzzy Bunny Rap Song is a real song made by these 8th graders in my school... so 'sall folks...