Chapter Three Home at Last
By Shani
Mithlandur
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"Where in the name of Kitty Gray could they be?" screamed JFy at the top of her lungs." Some lung power the lady has," whispered Elrohir to his lover. "Tis no joke, but who is Kitty Gray?" asked Ziendriel. "I say there, Lady Yasmine shall we rest for a bit and go back in to the palace. What it 's getting dark." Said Thandriul unwisely ignoring the fact that Elrond was tying to get him to shut up for some reason unknown to the Elven King. Elrond looked up nervously at Finnenan Yasmine whose eyes were glowing strangely. "Yes the question is who is this "Kitty Gray", and why is she /he so revered?" mused Elrohir." Hmmmmmmmmm..." Elrohir and Ziendriel mused. "What are you talking of twin?" asked Elladan." Pay no attention to them they are probably reciting flowery phrases to each other Elladan." said Legolas with a smirk." They are saying what - Ooof!" Was the sound that came out the poor wizard! "Merlin's beard" muttered Finnenan Yasmine,"Really Gandalf old chap, don't you think you bumped your head enough in Bilbo's house." Remarked Finnenan Yasmine shaking her head as she momentarily forgot to lecture the two Elven Kings who were still shaking in their boots.(Author's note: Do Elven Kings wear boots? I wouldn't know..)" Merlin? Who or what do you suppose a "Merlin's beard" is?" muttered Legolas through his teeth to the two befuddled elven lovers." Do you think that this "Merlin's beard" is in somehow related to this "Kitty Gray"?" said Ziendriel curiously. "That maybe true dearest but of this we must have proof." said Elrohir." This causes me to think of something I have heard about her. Isn't she from Buckland?" groaned Elladan as he was stuck with carrying the currently out of commission wizard. "That sounds about correct." said Ziendriel with a wince as Elrond stamps on her toe." Father "hissed Elrohir. And in one fluid motion he scooped up Ziendriel in his arms and kissed her gently to cut of her scream." Look at them! Sloberring on each others faces." Said Legolas to Elladan quietly so none could hear them, Elladan caught a hint of jealously in his friend's eyes. "I wouldn't worry about that Legolas. Whatever respect I had for Mithlandur, is currently gone. Her whole family is killing me. First her, now her father, damn them all!!! "You had respect for Shangathni?" questioned Legolas,' Even though the lady, tried to dispose of you? Not that you weren't at fault, mercilessly teasing her at every opportunity you were given." said Legolas biting back a laugh. Elladan growled "I did what I was expected of me, even if meant respecting a woman!" the last word was spat out so viciously that heads were turned to their direction. "Is anything going on there?" asked Finnenan Yasmine coolly. "We are fine my lady, harbor no worries towards us." Said Elladan with a sheepish look. "Friend you should really get a mate." whispered Legolas to the eleven prince," And I think you and Shani would be a match made in Valinor."(Authors note: Elvish Heaven?) With that the eleven prince waltzed away to find his father, leaving behind a very red in the face Elladan. Unknown to them Gandalf had heard every single word." Well hoomf! If those two think they can break Shangathni ,they're in for one heck of a ride." thought Gandalf with a smile. Elladan was startled when he felt a hand tap his head none to gently too. "Dear boy. Thank you for carrying an old man such a long distance." With a surprisingly agile leap the old man leapt of Elladan's aching back and hobbled over to the Elven Kings.
Shani hummed to herself for some unknown reasons as she stroked the fire. "Thanks to Kitty Gray I was able to snick these bags of food. Oh and look roasting marshmallows!!!!" she thought with a grin. Popping one on a stick she held it not directly in to the orange flame but slightly above. "Hmm hmm ohm hmm hmm ho hmm" she hummed. Occasionally she would looked above her and try to peer through the thick canopy of leaves. "There's the even star, Orion, Cellapedus and a couple more. I am forgetting my lore!" growled Shangathni. A wave of haziness overcame A.J. as he tried to wake up. Opening his eyes and regaining his lost senses he noticed that he wasn't at his snug house anymore. (Author's note: Toto we're not in Kansas.)Slightly lifting his head he felt the heat from the roaring fire and beheld Shangathni smiling and humming to her self with out a care in the world. "Ooookay!" he said slowly. Shangathni's head whipped around to find the source of the voice." You are awake, I see interesting I thought that knock with my stick would have had you out for longer but it's just as well, wake the lady." She said a bit carelessly. Flipping back her hair she nearly jumped when she realized her marshmallow was on fire. Batting it out wasn't working, grunting she tried stamping on it succeeding on killing marshmallow and also setting her cloak on fire. A.J. meanwhile was ignoring this trying to wake up Zampell. (Authors note: Who was currently snoring as loud as a bulldozer, I don't how he puts up with it.) "Oh my goddess!" Shangathni finally screeched as she raced around the campfire fanning her lit on fanny. At this because of his shock A.J. practically flew through the air and bumped into a tree. "George, George of the jungle watch out for that treeeeeeeeeee!" he yelled before losing his consciousness. (Authors note: "For every action there is a reaction "I don't know who came up with that little law of Physics but its cool!)This caused Zampell to wake up with a start .Shangathni in the meantime was still running around now yelling "Bloody Murder" at the top of her lungs while fanning her lit on fanny.
The Mirkian giant spiders were on the hunt. They longed for human, elven, dwarfish or hell even orc!
There ya go you impatient people! That's it for chapter three! Please read and review!
"Where in the name of Kitty Gray could they be?" screamed JFy at the top of her lungs." Some lung power the lady has," whispered Elrohir to his lover. "Tis no joke, but who is Kitty Gray?" asked Ziendriel. "I say there, Lady Yasmine shall we rest for a bit and go back in to the palace. What it 's getting dark." Said Thandriul unwisely ignoring the fact that Elrond was tying to get him to shut up for some reason unknown to the Elven King. Elrond looked up nervously at Finnenan Yasmine whose eyes were glowing strangely. "Yes the question is who is this "Kitty Gray", and why is she /he so revered?" mused Elrohir." Hmmmmmmmmm..." Elrohir and Ziendriel mused. "What are you talking of twin?" asked Elladan." Pay no attention to them they are probably reciting flowery phrases to each other Elladan." said Legolas with a smirk." They are saying what - Ooof!" Was the sound that came out the poor wizard! "Merlin's beard" muttered Finnenan Yasmine,"Really Gandalf old chap, don't you think you bumped your head enough in Bilbo's house." Remarked Finnenan Yasmine shaking her head as she momentarily forgot to lecture the two Elven Kings who were still shaking in their boots.(Author's note: Do Elven Kings wear boots? I wouldn't know..)" Merlin? Who or what do you suppose a "Merlin's beard" is?" muttered Legolas through his teeth to the two befuddled elven lovers." Do you think that this "Merlin's beard" is in somehow related to this "Kitty Gray"?" said Ziendriel curiously. "That maybe true dearest but of this we must have proof." said Elrohir." This causes me to think of something I have heard about her. Isn't she from Buckland?" groaned Elladan as he was stuck with carrying the currently out of commission wizard. "That sounds about correct." said Ziendriel with a wince as Elrond stamps on her toe." Father "hissed Elrohir. And in one fluid motion he scooped up Ziendriel in his arms and kissed her gently to cut of her scream." Look at them! Sloberring on each others faces." Said Legolas to Elladan quietly so none could hear them, Elladan caught a hint of jealously in his friend's eyes. "I wouldn't worry about that Legolas. Whatever respect I had for Mithlandur, is currently gone. Her whole family is killing me. First her, now her father, damn them all!!! "You had respect for Shangathni?" questioned Legolas,' Even though the lady, tried to dispose of you? Not that you weren't at fault, mercilessly teasing her at every opportunity you were given." said Legolas biting back a laugh. Elladan growled "I did what I was expected of me, even if meant respecting a woman!" the last word was spat out so viciously that heads were turned to their direction. "Is anything going on there?" asked Finnenan Yasmine coolly. "We are fine my lady, harbor no worries towards us." Said Elladan with a sheepish look. "Friend you should really get a mate." whispered Legolas to the eleven prince," And I think you and Shani would be a match made in Valinor."(Authors note: Elvish Heaven?) With that the eleven prince waltzed away to find his father, leaving behind a very red in the face Elladan. Unknown to them Gandalf had heard every single word." Well hoomf! If those two think they can break Shangathni ,they're in for one heck of a ride." thought Gandalf with a smile. Elladan was startled when he felt a hand tap his head none to gently too. "Dear boy. Thank you for carrying an old man such a long distance." With a surprisingly agile leap the old man leapt of Elladan's aching back and hobbled over to the Elven Kings.
Shani hummed to herself for some unknown reasons as she stroked the fire. "Thanks to Kitty Gray I was able to snick these bags of food. Oh and look roasting marshmallows!!!!" she thought with a grin. Popping one on a stick she held it not directly in to the orange flame but slightly above. "Hmm hmm ohm hmm hmm ho hmm" she hummed. Occasionally she would looked above her and try to peer through the thick canopy of leaves. "There's the even star, Orion, Cellapedus and a couple more. I am forgetting my lore!" growled Shangathni. A wave of haziness overcame A.J. as he tried to wake up. Opening his eyes and regaining his lost senses he noticed that he wasn't at his snug house anymore. (Author's note: Toto we're not in Kansas.)Slightly lifting his head he felt the heat from the roaring fire and beheld Shangathni smiling and humming to her self with out a care in the world. "Ooookay!" he said slowly. Shangathni's head whipped around to find the source of the voice." You are awake, I see interesting I thought that knock with my stick would have had you out for longer but it's just as well, wake the lady." She said a bit carelessly. Flipping back her hair she nearly jumped when she realized her marshmallow was on fire. Batting it out wasn't working, grunting she tried stamping on it succeeding on killing marshmallow and also setting her cloak on fire. A.J. meanwhile was ignoring this trying to wake up Zampell. (Authors note: Who was currently snoring as loud as a bulldozer, I don't how he puts up with it.) "Oh my goddess!" Shangathni finally screeched as she raced around the campfire fanning her lit on fanny. At this because of his shock A.J. practically flew through the air and bumped into a tree. "George, George of the jungle watch out for that treeeeeeeeeee!" he yelled before losing his consciousness. (Authors note: "For every action there is a reaction "I don't know who came up with that little law of Physics but its cool!)This caused Zampell to wake up with a start .Shangathni in the meantime was still running around now yelling "Bloody Murder" at the top of her lungs while fanning her lit on fanny.
The Mirkian giant spiders were on the hunt. They longed for human, elven, dwarfish or hell even orc!
There ya go you impatient people! That's it for chapter three! Please read and review!