"IT's too weak."

"I finally captured IT."

"IT's stronger than your pokemon."

IT, IT, IT, IT, IT, IT, IT!

Is that all I am too you?

An it?

Those two letters make me want to tear something apart. Even if you use them in a good way, IE "Umbreon is my best friend and I love it."

I have a name, you know! I have a gender! I'm not an object, your possesion. I'm worthy of a title.

Pick up a book and read up on basic anatomy. Or did mommy teach you to stay away from all those nasty words? Grow up!

I shouldn't have to suffer for your stupidity or laziness, whatever's keeping you from giving me my dignity. Maybe you just don't want to waste your precious time. The time you use to enslave pokemon!

Is a tree going to die if you say "he" or give me a decent name?

I'm not just your toy that wins you battles. You took my freedom and dissaprove of my evolution (you wanted a vaporeon, boo hoo.) But I still have my dignity.

"Yep, I love Umbreon. I've raised it since ever it was an eevee."

For the love of Entei! I'm not an it!

And why were you so lazy that you couldn't give me a name?

Any name!

Call me Ringo! Call me Scar!! Call me Shade! Hell, call me Hortense the Mule Faced Umbreon! But for the love of all thats sacred, DON'T CALL ME UMBREON!

But the only pokemon you bothered to name was your favorite. Sage, your bayleef. Even she gets called "it."

If you just took the time to aknowledge that I'm a living creature.

But no. That's just too hard for you, isn't it?