Hannah: hiya ppls! Itz my first attempt to write a fanfic! Well I read all of your fanfics and I was inspired *starry eyes*

Malik: *hits Hannah with rod* O stop sucking up!!! U know u can't write for shit so just get on with it, so we can all get back to our *uses quotation fingers* "normal" lives

Hannah: wait. U just did NOT use the quotation fingers, and u did not just say I didn't have a normal life, WHICH I DON'T, but still just hearing it is enough to make any squirrel attack u!!

Malik: *rolls eyes* uhhh yeaaaaaa *thumbs up in sarcastic way*

Yami: ummm, just wondering ARE U EVER GOING TO START THE FIC!!!!

Hannah and Malik at the same time: OH YEAH!!

Hannah: pst! Just a reminder I don't own yugioh stuff.

CHAPTER 1!

Yami and Yugi are at the park walking around on the trails (authoress: you know the ones that are in the woods and run throughout the park, like a dirt path basically).

Yami: *grumbling in Egyptian*

Yugi: Oh stop cursing me in that ancient language, no matter how much you try Ra isn't going to make me burst into flames!

Yami: Well it was worth a shot! Besides, we wouldn't be out here in this..this..WILDERNESS! IF SOMEBODY which I will not say his name *cough* yugi *cough* didn't -

Yugi: A cup of orange happy juice will clear that up! ^_^

Yami: -.-; as I was saying didn't EAT all the cookies and go on a major sugar high and come into the front of the shop wearing nothing but his boxers with war paint all over him! THEN jumped on the back of a customer in the game shop (duh) singing oh what was it? *does a imitation of yugi by prancing around while singing* I'm a little pony, clippity-clop, clippity- clop, Such a pretty pony, clippity-clop clippity-clop, I like to have my coat brushed underneath the old oak tree. So lets jump and run and we'll have some fun can you come and play with me? Oh yeah and jumping off the customer laughing insanely, while running in circles around him??

Yugi: Well I -

Yami: Oh yeah I forgot! Then u kicked him right square in the ass while laughing insanely, and when he fell doubled over you started yelling like a mad Indian. Grandpa and I had to stop u FROM COOKING HIM OUTSIDE IN THE FIRE U MADE!!

Yugi: Funny, I don't really remember it that way.

Yami: *throws hands up into the air while falling on his knees* RA JUST TAKE ME NOW!!! To be continued. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hannah: I ran out of space one the last chapter, b/c I HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH SOMEODY! *glares at Malik*

Malik: *snaps out of la la land* I'm sorry did u say something?

Hannah: AH! *mutters in Egyptian*

Malik: HOW THE HELL DO U KNOW EGYPTIAN!?!?!!

Hannah: uh *points behind Malik* LOOK A DIVERSION!!

Malik: WHERE?!?!?!

*Hannah sneaks away*

Continuing Chapter 1...

Somewhere in the middle of the woods..

Yugi: hmmm I'm hungry *looks over at Yami, who is trying to commit suicide by eating poisonous berries*

Yami: Damn! The poison berries aren't working for me..

Yugi: What do the taste like?

Yami: They taste like BURNING!!!

Yugi: *in thinking position* hmm never tasted that before, what exactly does burning taste like?

Yami: *Sweatdrop*

While Yami and Yugi are arguing on what burning tastes like, Ryou is coming down the trail whistling to himself with hands in pockets with his Yami not far behind with a HUGE evil grin on his face.

Yugi: Hey Ryou!

Ryou: What are you guys doing outside? I mean, Yami doesn't seem like the nature type *looks over at yami who is swatting at bugs*

Yami: *swatting* GET AWAY FOOLS!! *evil grin* OBLIVIATE!!! *bugs fall down dead* Mwuahahaha!! *victory dance* I WIN! I WIN! I AM THE KING!!!

Ryou and Yugi: *sweat drop*

Ryou: Is everything a game to him?

Yugi: This is nothing you should have seen him when he ran into the wall in the store and found out you couldn't kick the crap out of it, so he challenged it to a staring contest. Guess who won..

Ryou: *shrugs innocently* I don't know, who won? Seriously, who won?

Yugi: *anime fall* Well the WALL GENIUS! Er well I guess you could say Yami won in the end He uh threw a customer through the wall after his Mind crush didn't work.. Well he found out walls don't exactly have minds to crush

Hannah: yayness! Itz done! *twirls in spinny chair* ^_^