Hannah: Yayness!
Malik: Yayness??? is that even a word? And why r u so happy? How come I'm not happy? *grabs Hannah's shoulders and shakes* I WANNA BE HAPPY!!
Hannah: U ask to many questions -.-;; *pats malik's head* Everything will be alright, don't worry..but itz a real shame becuz u were progressing so well in ur anger management classes! *sighs* o well back to prozac with u! *shoves prozac down Malik's throat*
Malik: *starts choking*
Hannah: hmm *turns to yami* Is turning blue, for malik, normal?
Yami: *evil smirk* why yes it is!
Hannah: Oh ok!! Well we'll start the fic then!
Malik: *twitching on floor*
Yami: *whispers to self* reminds me of a fish.
Chapter 2
Yugi: *looks behind Ryou* 0.0;;;;
Ryou: What?!?! Is there something on back?? *starts screaming and running in circles* GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!
Yami: *grabs Ryou and turns him around to where Yugi was looking at*
Ryou: *shapes mouth into a oh*
Yami and yugi: *taps foot impatiently waiting for reply*
Ryou: -.-;; well u see, what u r looking at right now is one of my Yami's "talents" as he calls it
Yugi: Talking to squirrels isn't a talent, it's a step closer to getting thrown into an asylum..
Yami: Uhh Yugi, what makes u think he's talking to one squirrel?
Yugi: *gets a closer look behind Y/B* what the hell..?
Ryou: *rubs back of head embarrassingly* Well you see when I came out to get fresh air and to clear my mind off the HUGE test on Monday (itz Saturday) My Yami offered to come along, which seemed REALLY weird, but I soon found out that he was making blue prints on taking over the world and in order to do that he needs to make a squirrel army.
Yami and Yugi: *stepping back slowly*
Ryou: HEY!! You can't leave me here with this Hitler Wanna-be!!!
to be continued ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chapter 2 continuation
Yami: We can..
Yugi: And we shall!!
Yami and Yugi: *starts taking off opposite of Ryou and Y/B but stop dead in their tracks*
Yugi: ok What is up with all the Yami's today!!! *points at Yami* DON'T EVEN THINK OF GETTING ANY IDEAS FROM THESE ANARCHISTS!!!
Yami: -.- don't worry I don't plan on taking over anything Hell I used to Rule Egypt and that's enough for me!
Ryou: *comes up behind Yugi* I told u not to le- ok now that's just weird
Everyone except Y/B (Hannah: who is still talking to a squirrel getting him to join his army): *nods in agreement*
They all look at Malik who is swinging on a branck like a monkey. While Yami Malik is talking to some naked mole rats that happen to be by the tree (surprise, surprise).
Yami Malik: *to the naked mole rat* And that's why u must come and join my army!
Naked mole rat: *shakes head*
Yami Malik: DAMN U!!! U SHALL JOIN!! *controls naked mole rat with rod*
Naked mole rat: *gets in line with all the other naked mole rats*
Yami Malik: MWUAHAHAAHA! HEY!! BAKURA!! U BAKA!!! U STOLE MY IDEA!!! STICK TO TOMBS!!!!
Yami Bakura: HEY! RULING THE WORLD WITH SQUIRRELS WAS MY IDEA FIRST!!
Yami Malik: PSH! I bet my rodents and can beat urs!
Yami Bakura: Bring it on Bitch!
Yami Malik: *does the black girl snapping and the head swerve* ITZ ALREADY BEEN BROUGHTEN ON FAG!
Y/B and Y/M: *glaring at each other*
Everyone else: *trying to walk away quietly*
Y/B and Y/M: *looks to where everyone is going* OH NO U DON'T U HAVE TO STAY AND SEE WHO UR NEW MASTERS SHALL BE!!!
Everyone: -.-;
Malik: Yayness??? is that even a word? And why r u so happy? How come I'm not happy? *grabs Hannah's shoulders and shakes* I WANNA BE HAPPY!!
Hannah: U ask to many questions -.-;; *pats malik's head* Everything will be alright, don't worry..but itz a real shame becuz u were progressing so well in ur anger management classes! *sighs* o well back to prozac with u! *shoves prozac down Malik's throat*
Malik: *starts choking*
Hannah: hmm *turns to yami* Is turning blue, for malik, normal?
Yami: *evil smirk* why yes it is!
Hannah: Oh ok!! Well we'll start the fic then!
Malik: *twitching on floor*
Yami: *whispers to self* reminds me of a fish.
Chapter 2
Yugi: *looks behind Ryou* 0.0;;;;
Ryou: What?!?! Is there something on back?? *starts screaming and running in circles* GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!
Yami: *grabs Ryou and turns him around to where Yugi was looking at*
Ryou: *shapes mouth into a oh*
Yami and yugi: *taps foot impatiently waiting for reply*
Ryou: -.-;; well u see, what u r looking at right now is one of my Yami's "talents" as he calls it
Yugi: Talking to squirrels isn't a talent, it's a step closer to getting thrown into an asylum..
Yami: Uhh Yugi, what makes u think he's talking to one squirrel?
Yugi: *gets a closer look behind Y/B* what the hell..?
Ryou: *rubs back of head embarrassingly* Well you see when I came out to get fresh air and to clear my mind off the HUGE test on Monday (itz Saturday) My Yami offered to come along, which seemed REALLY weird, but I soon found out that he was making blue prints on taking over the world and in order to do that he needs to make a squirrel army.
Yami and Yugi: *stepping back slowly*
Ryou: HEY!! You can't leave me here with this Hitler Wanna-be!!!
to be continued ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chapter 2 continuation
Yami: We can..
Yugi: And we shall!!
Yami and Yugi: *starts taking off opposite of Ryou and Y/B but stop dead in their tracks*
Yugi: ok What is up with all the Yami's today!!! *points at Yami* DON'T EVEN THINK OF GETTING ANY IDEAS FROM THESE ANARCHISTS!!!
Yami: -.- don't worry I don't plan on taking over anything Hell I used to Rule Egypt and that's enough for me!
Ryou: *comes up behind Yugi* I told u not to le- ok now that's just weird
Everyone except Y/B (Hannah: who is still talking to a squirrel getting him to join his army): *nods in agreement*
They all look at Malik who is swinging on a branck like a monkey. While Yami Malik is talking to some naked mole rats that happen to be by the tree (surprise, surprise).
Yami Malik: *to the naked mole rat* And that's why u must come and join my army!
Naked mole rat: *shakes head*
Yami Malik: DAMN U!!! U SHALL JOIN!! *controls naked mole rat with rod*
Naked mole rat: *gets in line with all the other naked mole rats*
Yami Malik: MWUAHAHAAHA! HEY!! BAKURA!! U BAKA!!! U STOLE MY IDEA!!! STICK TO TOMBS!!!!
Yami Bakura: HEY! RULING THE WORLD WITH SQUIRRELS WAS MY IDEA FIRST!!
Yami Malik: PSH! I bet my rodents and can beat urs!
Yami Bakura: Bring it on Bitch!
Yami Malik: *does the black girl snapping and the head swerve* ITZ ALREADY BEEN BROUGHTEN ON FAG!
Y/B and Y/M: *glaring at each other*
Everyone else: *trying to walk away quietly*
Y/B and Y/M: *looks to where everyone is going* OH NO U DON'T U HAVE TO STAY AND SEE WHO UR NEW MASTERS SHALL BE!!!
Everyone: -.-;