Hannah: Yo was sup my humble reviewers!
Y/H: *looks around frantically* HUMBLE WHERE??? I BET THEIR SLAVES!! ALL SLAVES ARE HUMBLE!!! I WANT A SLAVE!!! *looks over at Hannah and smiles evilly*
Hannah: *nervous laugh* I'm can't be a slave b/c it's in my contract, so there!
Y/H: what contract?
Hannah: *holds up authoress forbidding being her Yami's slave contract* THIS ONE!!
Y/H: u just made that up!
Hannah: ur point?
Y/H: grrrrrrr!
Malik: And here's the fic! *watches the two in a dust cloud fight* I love cat fights!
Chapter 3
Kaiba: All in favor of just leaving, say I
Everyone: I!!!!
Yami: Hey wait a minute, how'd u get here?
Kaiba: uh..well
Mokuba: HEY BIG BROTHER!!! You promised you'd take me on the pony ride at the carnival today!!!!!
Yugi: *gasp* carnies.. *shakes fist* DAMN U CARNIES!!!!!
Ryou: What carnival?
Mokuba: *rolls eyes* duh, the one with all the rides and stuff over there! *points to carnival*
Ryou: I wasn't aware we had a carnival today in the park
Mokuba: well that's b/c u have more hair than brains, and your just full of crap *points to Bakura's BROWN eyes* (sorry to all the Ryou fans)
Y/B: HEY I RESENT THAT!!! I have to take his appearance ya know!
Mokuba: *shrugs* w/e. ur just full of hot air.
Y/B: *clenches fist* Why you little - *hands cover Y/b mouth*
Yugi: *holding y/b mouth closed* I've already heard to much profanity today *covers ears* MY VIRGIN EARS!!!
Yami: *mumbles* that's not the only thing being a virgin.
To be continued ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
CONTINUING!!
Everyone: WHAT?!?!? 0.0;;;;
Yugi: YAMI!!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL!!! Now I have to refigure my raping plan
Kaiba: Mokuba we're leaving right now!! No way I'm gonna get either of us raped by a freaky little elf wanna-be! Hell no!!
Kaiba: runs off towards the carnival dragging Mokuba behind him, barely keeping up.
Yugi: *snaps* damn that's 2 gone now guess I'll have to just go for the rest *looks up to find everyone hiding behind the same tree*
Yami: HEY I GOT HERE FIRST!!! So back off bitch!!
Ryou: AH hell no!! I grabbed the tree first so it's mine!!
Malik: that's not all u grabbed -.-;;;
Ryou: *shudders*
Malik: Your telling me. You didn't get grabbed by a flaming homo.
Ryou: I am not a flaming homo!!!! I don't even COMPARE to Pegasus!
Malik: Point taken
Y/M: *sitting on branch of tree* Will u guys shut up! The midget will hear u!!
Y/B: *sitting on other branch* *evil smirk* *sing song voice* ohhhh Yami Malik!!!!
Y/M: what?
Y/B: *pushes Y/m out of tree right in front of Yugi* HEY YUGI!! LOOK WHO CAME OUT TO PLAY!!!
Yugi: *looks up to see a VERY scared Y/M* YAYNESS!!!
Y/M: uhhhh no! *controls Yugi with millenium rod* *makes him walk towards the others*
Everyone except Y/M: WHAT THE HELL DO U THINK UR DOING????
Yugi: *possessed doll voice* Come and play with me! ^_^
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs to carnival*
Y/M: WAIT FOR ME!!! *runs off towards the others*
Yugi: *shakes head snapping out of the trance* HEY WAT!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE!!!! *looks around* there are things here that can eat me *sees squirrel* Aww a squirrel! *squirrels turns evil and starts hissing with foam coming out of mouth* Hell no!! I'm SOOOO OUTTA HERE!! *runs off towards carnival* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Malik: Why don't u ever write things at th end of the fic like KEWL authoresses?
Hannah: Well one I'm too damn lazy, 2 I don't have room b/c of this stupid word proscessor, 3 I AM A KEWL AUTHORESS, 4 U SHALL PAY FOR SAYING I'M NOT!!!
Malik: Oh I'm so scared. What r u going to do, write horrible things about me?
Hannah: ...
Malik: HA!! I WIN!!
Yami: WHO WINS??? *picks up Malik and starts shaking him by collar* I ALWAYS SHALL WIN!! LETS PLAY NOW!!! The game..it's called risk u game?
Malik: *about to reply but Yami covers his mouth*
Yami: good now lets do this *sets up game*
Hannah: uhhh here's my wonderful KEWL fic! ^_^
Chapter 3
At the carnival
Yami: AHHH this place is crawling with pedestrians!!! *runs in circles screaming*
Ryou to Y/B: Does he even know what a pedestrian is?
Y/B: *not paying attention, but is staring at the ride called "Millenium Force"* wow. that must be the most powerful millenium item of all to urn that name *eyes the ride* ahhh a task in order to get to the end in order to steal from where it lays! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: *staring at Y/B*
Y/B: o.o; uhhh *cough* *cough* I just had a hairball
Everyone: 0.0;;;;
Y/B: Never mind.
Yami: *whispers to Ryou* Does he always talk to himself?
Ryou: You should hear him talking about world domination in the shower..
Everyone: *takes a step back from Ryou*
Yami: Now that's just nasty, you see him in the shower? *shudders* wrong so very wrong
Ryou: *blushing madly* I do not!! I just meant u hear things u don't want to through the door!
Malik: suuuuuuuuuuuuuure ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Continuing
Ryou: *stares at ground* *another mental note* must check if I'm a flaming homo WAIT WHY AM I EVEN THINKING THAT I AM!?!?
Y/M: (who has just arrived) is he arguing with himself? *reads mind* oh I so didn't need to know that.
Yugi: (finally caught up with the others) what now?
Y/M: *smirks* well lil yugi, it seems u do have a playmate after all *points to Ryou who is still arguing if he's gay or not*
Yugi: *eyes go big* REALLY!?!? Oh YAY!!! *runs over and glomps poor Ryou*
Ryou: *snaps outta of it* what the AHHH GET HIM OFF ME!!!! *starts prying Yugi off with pry bar*
Y/B: *starts walking towards the ride in a transe* Must get item *starts drooling*
Y/M: now that's just pathetic *reads the ride Y/B is about to go on* *starts drooling too*
Y/B: IT'S MINE!!! *runs to get on ride*
Y/M: NEVER!!!! *tries to catch up*
Ryou: *gets yugi off, who is still hugging the air not noticing he was no longer connected to ryou* *walks over to carnie and gives Yugi over* have fun
Random Carnie: *stares at yugi* I smell money in the air! *starry eyes* I can see it now, the kid with the magical colorful hair! Ahhhh
Yugi: *star eyes with hearts floating around him* Ahh Ryou you finally confess your love to me, now we can b- HEY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE U DONE TO MY LO- I MEAN RYOU!!!
Carnie: *looks around nervously then bends down to Yugi's ear* Do u really wanna know?
Yugi: *nods head vigorously* (ooo big word)
Carnie: *whispers* ok, now I'm gonna give you some directions, don't question them just go there, and you'll find your lil friend! *hands yugi mysterious white paper*
Yugi: *takes paper* hmm very interesting.. *follows the directions and heads towards the exit of the carnival*
Somewhere in the park
Y/M: *pushes Y/B out of the way to get into the last seat of the Millenium force* IT'S MINE!!!
Y/B: *tackles back* I WAS HERE FIRST BITCH!!
Y/H: *looks around frantically* HUMBLE WHERE??? I BET THEIR SLAVES!! ALL SLAVES ARE HUMBLE!!! I WANT A SLAVE!!! *looks over at Hannah and smiles evilly*
Hannah: *nervous laugh* I'm can't be a slave b/c it's in my contract, so there!
Y/H: what contract?
Hannah: *holds up authoress forbidding being her Yami's slave contract* THIS ONE!!
Y/H: u just made that up!
Hannah: ur point?
Y/H: grrrrrrr!
Malik: And here's the fic! *watches the two in a dust cloud fight* I love cat fights!
Chapter 3
Kaiba: All in favor of just leaving, say I
Everyone: I!!!!
Yami: Hey wait a minute, how'd u get here?
Kaiba: uh..well
Mokuba: HEY BIG BROTHER!!! You promised you'd take me on the pony ride at the carnival today!!!!!
Yugi: *gasp* carnies.. *shakes fist* DAMN U CARNIES!!!!!
Ryou: What carnival?
Mokuba: *rolls eyes* duh, the one with all the rides and stuff over there! *points to carnival*
Ryou: I wasn't aware we had a carnival today in the park
Mokuba: well that's b/c u have more hair than brains, and your just full of crap *points to Bakura's BROWN eyes* (sorry to all the Ryou fans)
Y/B: HEY I RESENT THAT!!! I have to take his appearance ya know!
Mokuba: *shrugs* w/e. ur just full of hot air.
Y/B: *clenches fist* Why you little - *hands cover Y/b mouth*
Yugi: *holding y/b mouth closed* I've already heard to much profanity today *covers ears* MY VIRGIN EARS!!!
Yami: *mumbles* that's not the only thing being a virgin.
To be continued ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
CONTINUING!!
Everyone: WHAT?!?!? 0.0;;;;
Yugi: YAMI!!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL!!! Now I have to refigure my raping plan
Kaiba: Mokuba we're leaving right now!! No way I'm gonna get either of us raped by a freaky little elf wanna-be! Hell no!!
Kaiba: runs off towards the carnival dragging Mokuba behind him, barely keeping up.
Yugi: *snaps* damn that's 2 gone now guess I'll have to just go for the rest *looks up to find everyone hiding behind the same tree*
Yami: HEY I GOT HERE FIRST!!! So back off bitch!!
Ryou: AH hell no!! I grabbed the tree first so it's mine!!
Malik: that's not all u grabbed -.-;;;
Ryou: *shudders*
Malik: Your telling me. You didn't get grabbed by a flaming homo.
Ryou: I am not a flaming homo!!!! I don't even COMPARE to Pegasus!
Malik: Point taken
Y/M: *sitting on branch of tree* Will u guys shut up! The midget will hear u!!
Y/B: *sitting on other branch* *evil smirk* *sing song voice* ohhhh Yami Malik!!!!
Y/M: what?
Y/B: *pushes Y/m out of tree right in front of Yugi* HEY YUGI!! LOOK WHO CAME OUT TO PLAY!!!
Yugi: *looks up to see a VERY scared Y/M* YAYNESS!!!
Y/M: uhhhh no! *controls Yugi with millenium rod* *makes him walk towards the others*
Everyone except Y/M: WHAT THE HELL DO U THINK UR DOING????
Yugi: *possessed doll voice* Come and play with me! ^_^
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs to carnival*
Y/M: WAIT FOR ME!!! *runs off towards the others*
Yugi: *shakes head snapping out of the trance* HEY WAT!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE!!!! *looks around* there are things here that can eat me *sees squirrel* Aww a squirrel! *squirrels turns evil and starts hissing with foam coming out of mouth* Hell no!! I'm SOOOO OUTTA HERE!! *runs off towards carnival* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Malik: Why don't u ever write things at th end of the fic like KEWL authoresses?
Hannah: Well one I'm too damn lazy, 2 I don't have room b/c of this stupid word proscessor, 3 I AM A KEWL AUTHORESS, 4 U SHALL PAY FOR SAYING I'M NOT!!!
Malik: Oh I'm so scared. What r u going to do, write horrible things about me?
Hannah: ...
Malik: HA!! I WIN!!
Yami: WHO WINS??? *picks up Malik and starts shaking him by collar* I ALWAYS SHALL WIN!! LETS PLAY NOW!!! The game..it's called risk u game?
Malik: *about to reply but Yami covers his mouth*
Yami: good now lets do this *sets up game*
Hannah: uhhh here's my wonderful KEWL fic! ^_^
Chapter 3
At the carnival
Yami: AHHH this place is crawling with pedestrians!!! *runs in circles screaming*
Ryou to Y/B: Does he even know what a pedestrian is?
Y/B: *not paying attention, but is staring at the ride called "Millenium Force"* wow. that must be the most powerful millenium item of all to urn that name *eyes the ride* ahhh a task in order to get to the end in order to steal from where it lays! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: *staring at Y/B*
Y/B: o.o; uhhh *cough* *cough* I just had a hairball
Everyone: 0.0;;;;
Y/B: Never mind.
Yami: *whispers to Ryou* Does he always talk to himself?
Ryou: You should hear him talking about world domination in the shower..
Everyone: *takes a step back from Ryou*
Yami: Now that's just nasty, you see him in the shower? *shudders* wrong so very wrong
Ryou: *blushing madly* I do not!! I just meant u hear things u don't want to through the door!
Malik: suuuuuuuuuuuuuure ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Continuing
Ryou: *stares at ground* *another mental note* must check if I'm a flaming homo WAIT WHY AM I EVEN THINKING THAT I AM!?!?
Y/M: (who has just arrived) is he arguing with himself? *reads mind* oh I so didn't need to know that.
Yugi: (finally caught up with the others) what now?
Y/M: *smirks* well lil yugi, it seems u do have a playmate after all *points to Ryou who is still arguing if he's gay or not*
Yugi: *eyes go big* REALLY!?!? Oh YAY!!! *runs over and glomps poor Ryou*
Ryou: *snaps outta of it* what the AHHH GET HIM OFF ME!!!! *starts prying Yugi off with pry bar*
Y/B: *starts walking towards the ride in a transe* Must get item *starts drooling*
Y/M: now that's just pathetic *reads the ride Y/B is about to go on* *starts drooling too*
Y/B: IT'S MINE!!! *runs to get on ride*
Y/M: NEVER!!!! *tries to catch up*
Ryou: *gets yugi off, who is still hugging the air not noticing he was no longer connected to ryou* *walks over to carnie and gives Yugi over* have fun
Random Carnie: *stares at yugi* I smell money in the air! *starry eyes* I can see it now, the kid with the magical colorful hair! Ahhhh
Yugi: *star eyes with hearts floating around him* Ahh Ryou you finally confess your love to me, now we can b- HEY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE U DONE TO MY LO- I MEAN RYOU!!!
Carnie: *looks around nervously then bends down to Yugi's ear* Do u really wanna know?
Yugi: *nods head vigorously* (ooo big word)
Carnie: *whispers* ok, now I'm gonna give you some directions, don't question them just go there, and you'll find your lil friend! *hands yugi mysterious white paper*
Yugi: *takes paper* hmm very interesting.. *follows the directions and heads towards the exit of the carnival*
Somewhere in the park
Y/M: *pushes Y/B out of the way to get into the last seat of the Millenium force* IT'S MINE!!!
Y/B: *tackles back* I WAS HERE FIRST BITCH!!