Hannah: *eating popcorn while watching Yami and Malik having a staring
contest*
Y/H: wow this is like a bad cowboy movie, a stare showdown
Yugi: oh this is nothing, if u read in sarah's fic u would know of his "fish staring contest"
Hannah: *starts choking on a kernal*
Y/H: Too true aibou, couldn't have said it better than myself Pathetic that the King of games can't win with a gold fish
Hannah: *clawing at throat*
Malik: *blinks*
Yami: *points at Malik* U BLINKED!! I AM VICTORIOUS ONCE AGAIN!!!
Malik: *covers eyes with hands* MY EYES THEY BURN!!!
Yami: *jumping around, contacts fall out* uh
Malik: U CHEATED!!
Yami: No I didn't, contacts are merely to help me see into the other ppls hands, I mean far away objects!
Malik: PSH WHATEVER! U SOOOO STOLE THAT IDEA FROM PEGASUS!
Yami: DID NOT!! IT IS HE WHO STOLE IT FROM ME!!
Pegasus: *sipping on wine* pardon? I do not sink to low standers and use contacts, I use ancient magiced millenium items that have been locked away b/c of it's power.
Yami: EXACTLY!! See Malik, I didn't cheat after all *5 minutes later* hey wait. using millenium items is even lower!!!
Pegasus: and this is coming from a baka Yami who "hides" in a ITEM and comes out to win duels by CHEATING with his "magical" ways!!!
Yami: *crosses arms and sticks nose up while closing eyes looking very much like a little child* I do NOT cheat, it's mere luck and skill, plus I have talent! Your just jealous that you don't have a Yami!
Pegasus: too bad. if I had a Yami we could do so much for each other.
Everyone: *severely disturbed*
Y/B: since this has taken even longer than expected I SHALL INTRODUCE THE FIC!! MWUAHAHAHA! THEN THE WORLD!!!
Y/H: like hell you will, I WILL!!
Y/B: no my fellow companion, ME!
Y/H: I work alone, I was never your companion
Yami: scum flock, so u MUST be his companion
Y/H: why you son of a-*Hannah covers mouth*
Y/B: NOOOOOOOOO MY LINE!!!
Chapter 5
Mokuba: *starts to get on the ride waving the envelope around* come on brother dear
Kaiba: *shoves hands in pocket grumbling evil things as he got on the ride* No one better see me like this or you and whoever sees me are going to "disappear"
Mokuba: ^_^ sounds like a Magic Trick! I like magic tricks!
Kaiba: yea magic trick.
Anyway back to when Y/M was grabbed. He is now in a secret "layer"
Y/M: *is no longer gagged but has a blindfold on* omg omg omg I CAN'T SEE!! *starts crying* oh woe is me.
Luminous voice: your not blind u moron
Y/M: *sits up straight* Ra?
Luminous voice: *sweat drop* yes that's it I'm Ra..*sarcasm*
Y/M: *totally buys it* WOW I FINALLY GET TO MEET RA!! I so get Yami's puzzle for this. MWUAHAHA THE KING OF GAMES LOST HIS BET!!!
Ra: um. well anyways. do u know why ur here?
Y/M: b/c I enjoy killing and hearing ppls scream b/c I'm sadistic. That and I'm trying to take over the world, burn things like animals, and be overly cruel!? Oh and if anyone asks, I so did NOT burn down the rainforest well not on purpose. it was an accident, yea that's right accident..
Ra: *getting annoyed*
Y/M: *goes on for hours about how badly the world has treated him and why he's trying to destroy it* all I wanted was glue but they took that away from me too!! *starts crying*
Ra: ok enough with our bonding time.
Y/M: *crosses fingers* but we're like this!!! YOU'RE MY HOME FRY NOW!! WE'RE INSEPERABLE!!!
Ra: *getting scare* ok that was TOO panzy-like
Y/M: *turns head around nervously* Panzy? Where? *sniffs air* I smell Pegasus, I swear if he tries to um "make nice nice" to me again I'll *shakes fist*
Ra: NO MORE! FORGET IT!! JUST LEAVE!! *shoves Y/M back into the light*
Y/M: *hisses* the light! IT BURNS!! *starts twitching on the ground* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Back at the carnival...
Yami: *hugging a lamp post shaking his head* NO NO NO NO!
Ryou: please?
Yami: DUDE JUST GO IN ALONE!!!
Ryou: *looks inside bathroom full of bikers* O.O; meep...
Yami: Don't be a pussy, if u get raped don't worry it isn't rape if u enjoy it and well since ur....um....well have fun with ur new friends! *pushes Ryou into the bathroom blocking the door*
Ryou: *eyes huge looking at bikers* um I don't have to go anymore so I'll take my leave.. *claws door*
Bikers: *gives Ryou a weird look*
Yami: *opens door quickly tossing a jug of beer in* HURRY DISTRACT THEM!!!
Bikers: *pull out cups and start drinking from the jug* You want one?
Ryou: *scared out of his mind* um sure... *takes the cup drinking*
hours later...
Yami: *has made a lego fort from legos he stole from lil kids that passed by and is now wearing a army hat shouting into his imaginary walkie talkie* I've been surrounded! SEND BACK UP!!! NO ONE GETS INTO THIS FICINITY!!!!!! *pretends to shoot the angry ppl with imaginary gun* boom boom!
Angry men: ITS NOT CLOSED!!!!!
Yami: This bathroom is closed!! *makes a sign with his crayons*
Angry men: *reads sign* oot off ordderr?
Yami: CAN'T U MORTALS READ??? OUT OF ORDER!!!
Angry men: *stomp off*
Yami: ^_^ I win *talks into walkie talkie* good job men, Mission complete!
meanwhile in the bathroom...
Ryou: *swaying arm in arm with Bikers* Oh idie diedi diedi doy, Look at me haircut it's like a broom!
Biker #1: *adds into Irish song* I swear if we stay in this bathroom it'll be our doom
Biker #2: Now I wish I could smoke a shroom
Ryou: hey what's that shadow over there that seems to loom
Bikers: huh? *looks behind them*
Yugi: *waves from corner* hi! ^_^
Ryou: *raises eyebrow* oh *hiccup* it's you.......
Yugi: now that's not any way to say hi to ur new special friend!
Ryou: special what?
Yugi: *runs over hugging Ryou* Y/M said ur my new "playmate" *wink wink*
Ryou: *totally grossed out*
Biker #1: *sniffs air* I smell pot
Yugi: *demon eyes* ITS MINE!! I STOLDED IT FAIR AND SQUARE!!!
Ryou: u STOLE it? From whom? And why? And have u been hanging with my Yami?
Yugi: It's so nice of you to worry about me!
Bikers: *jump Yugi taking his pot leaves*
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was going to use that...
Bikers: *busy stuffing it in their pockets*
Ryou: I hate u all *pushes on the door*
Yami: *pretends to fire machine gun at pedestrians* I'm shooting you! *laughs insanely* yay! boom boom boom! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ryou: *falls over Yami knocking over his fort* bloody hell!
Yami: *stands up staring at broken fort* HOW COULD U DO THIS TO ME!?!!? After ALL I've done for u!
Ryou: *gets up* and what would that "ALL" be? SHOVING ME INTO A BATHROOM FULL OF BLOODTHIRSTY BIKERS??? Or was the flaming homo a bonus?
Yami: homo? where? It better not be Pegasus, he tried to do stuff to me in the UNdubbed version of the Yugi vs. Pegasus ep! *bursts into tears*
Ryou: *rolls eyes* and I should care b/c....
Yami: UR ALL SO CRUEL TO ME!!! I win u duels and what happens *is cut off*
Ryou: Now wait, I don't remember u WINNING ANYTHING for me!
Yami: ^_^ maybe it was a dream then
Ryou: *walks off* I hate Yamis...
Yami: *pulls a random kid that passes by* shh now listen up see those guys in there *shows the kid inside the bathroom* their really um fairies, yea that's it fairies
Kid: ^_^ REALLY!?!?!
Yami: *serious face* Indeed, now they have magical fairy dust on these specific leaves *draws it with his crayons on the ground* I want u to bring them to me..
Kid: No I WANT the fairy dust
Yami: *hits the kid with a stick* SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO GET IT!!!
Kid: *cries*
Yami: ok ok ok how about a cookie, would u do it for a cookie?
Kid: OK!
Yami: that's it lad, take the cookie *evil laugh*
Kid: *eats it without chewing*
Yami: freakin human vacuum aren't u, young mortal?
Kid: *nods then eyes go blank*
Yami: *laughs louder* good things I brought these "Mind control" pills with me!
Y/M: *who has wandered to where Yami was while he had a "chat" with his new slave-I mean friend* YOINK! *takes the pills* I'll take that!
Yami: NOOOOO! I spent two whole hay pennies on that, TWO!!!! *cries* my life savings...
Y/M: but ur the PHARAOH, ur supposed to be RICH!
Yami: *draws a circle on the ground* slaves didn't have any money to give me when I raised the taxes...
Y/M: slaves work for free dumbass
Yami: BUT YOU MUST KEEP THEM ALIVE!!! That requires food, shelter, water, etc...
Y/M: but you don't need those things and ur alive
Yami: that's b/c I'm special
Y/M: I'm specialer
Yami: I'm specialerester
Y/M: u made that up!!
Yami: so?
Y/M: I hate you!!!!
Yami: *sniffles* but I thought we were friends!
Y/M: and what gave u that idea?
Yami: *doesn't listen* I'm so taking u off my Christmas card list! *pouts* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Anyways back to Kaiba who has FINALLY gotten off the ride. Mokuba is skipping behind him humming happily to himself.
Kaiba: *hands in pockets grumbling angrily*
Mokuba: U KNOW u liked it
Kaiba: Mokuba do u value ur life?
Mokuba: yes!
Kaiba: and do u wish to remain alive and well?
Mokuba: *thinks about*
Kaiba: the answer is "yes"
Mokuba: *pause* If u say so!
Kaiba: *mutters to self*
Mokuba: *Cups ear* WHAT! SPEAK UP!! I'M SLIGHTLY DEAF IN MY RIGHT EAR!!!
Kaiba: YOU ARE NOT!!!
Mokuba: *crosses arms* and how would YOU know that?
Kaiba: *sarcastic* you caught me, I stalk you...
Mokuba: *gasp* and after all these years...impersonating my brother, maybe I don't have a brother...I'M AN ORPHAN!!! *runs off crying*
Kaiba: *totally caught off guard* I don't know whether to be happy or insulted!
Back to Ryou who is walking aimlessly through the carnival carrying a hand made sign.
Random people: *quirks a brow*
Ryou: *looks at the sign* what did I spell it wrong?
Random people: *walk away shaking heads*
Y/H: wow this is like a bad cowboy movie, a stare showdown
Yugi: oh this is nothing, if u read in sarah's fic u would know of his "fish staring contest"
Hannah: *starts choking on a kernal*
Y/H: Too true aibou, couldn't have said it better than myself Pathetic that the King of games can't win with a gold fish
Hannah: *clawing at throat*
Malik: *blinks*
Yami: *points at Malik* U BLINKED!! I AM VICTORIOUS ONCE AGAIN!!!
Malik: *covers eyes with hands* MY EYES THEY BURN!!!
Yami: *jumping around, contacts fall out* uh
Malik: U CHEATED!!
Yami: No I didn't, contacts are merely to help me see into the other ppls hands, I mean far away objects!
Malik: PSH WHATEVER! U SOOOO STOLE THAT IDEA FROM PEGASUS!
Yami: DID NOT!! IT IS HE WHO STOLE IT FROM ME!!
Pegasus: *sipping on wine* pardon? I do not sink to low standers and use contacts, I use ancient magiced millenium items that have been locked away b/c of it's power.
Yami: EXACTLY!! See Malik, I didn't cheat after all *5 minutes later* hey wait. using millenium items is even lower!!!
Pegasus: and this is coming from a baka Yami who "hides" in a ITEM and comes out to win duels by CHEATING with his "magical" ways!!!
Yami: *crosses arms and sticks nose up while closing eyes looking very much like a little child* I do NOT cheat, it's mere luck and skill, plus I have talent! Your just jealous that you don't have a Yami!
Pegasus: too bad. if I had a Yami we could do so much for each other.
Everyone: *severely disturbed*
Y/B: since this has taken even longer than expected I SHALL INTRODUCE THE FIC!! MWUAHAHAHA! THEN THE WORLD!!!
Y/H: like hell you will, I WILL!!
Y/B: no my fellow companion, ME!
Y/H: I work alone, I was never your companion
Yami: scum flock, so u MUST be his companion
Y/H: why you son of a-*Hannah covers mouth*
Y/B: NOOOOOOOOO MY LINE!!!
Chapter 5
Mokuba: *starts to get on the ride waving the envelope around* come on brother dear
Kaiba: *shoves hands in pocket grumbling evil things as he got on the ride* No one better see me like this or you and whoever sees me are going to "disappear"
Mokuba: ^_^ sounds like a Magic Trick! I like magic tricks!
Kaiba: yea magic trick.
Anyway back to when Y/M was grabbed. He is now in a secret "layer"
Y/M: *is no longer gagged but has a blindfold on* omg omg omg I CAN'T SEE!! *starts crying* oh woe is me.
Luminous voice: your not blind u moron
Y/M: *sits up straight* Ra?
Luminous voice: *sweat drop* yes that's it I'm Ra..*sarcasm*
Y/M: *totally buys it* WOW I FINALLY GET TO MEET RA!! I so get Yami's puzzle for this. MWUAHAHA THE KING OF GAMES LOST HIS BET!!!
Ra: um. well anyways. do u know why ur here?
Y/M: b/c I enjoy killing and hearing ppls scream b/c I'm sadistic. That and I'm trying to take over the world, burn things like animals, and be overly cruel!? Oh and if anyone asks, I so did NOT burn down the rainforest well not on purpose. it was an accident, yea that's right accident..
Ra: *getting annoyed*
Y/M: *goes on for hours about how badly the world has treated him and why he's trying to destroy it* all I wanted was glue but they took that away from me too!! *starts crying*
Ra: ok enough with our bonding time.
Y/M: *crosses fingers* but we're like this!!! YOU'RE MY HOME FRY NOW!! WE'RE INSEPERABLE!!!
Ra: *getting scare* ok that was TOO panzy-like
Y/M: *turns head around nervously* Panzy? Where? *sniffs air* I smell Pegasus, I swear if he tries to um "make nice nice" to me again I'll *shakes fist*
Ra: NO MORE! FORGET IT!! JUST LEAVE!! *shoves Y/M back into the light*
Y/M: *hisses* the light! IT BURNS!! *starts twitching on the ground* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Back at the carnival...
Yami: *hugging a lamp post shaking his head* NO NO NO NO!
Ryou: please?
Yami: DUDE JUST GO IN ALONE!!!
Ryou: *looks inside bathroom full of bikers* O.O; meep...
Yami: Don't be a pussy, if u get raped don't worry it isn't rape if u enjoy it and well since ur....um....well have fun with ur new friends! *pushes Ryou into the bathroom blocking the door*
Ryou: *eyes huge looking at bikers* um I don't have to go anymore so I'll take my leave.. *claws door*
Bikers: *gives Ryou a weird look*
Yami: *opens door quickly tossing a jug of beer in* HURRY DISTRACT THEM!!!
Bikers: *pull out cups and start drinking from the jug* You want one?
Ryou: *scared out of his mind* um sure... *takes the cup drinking*
hours later...
Yami: *has made a lego fort from legos he stole from lil kids that passed by and is now wearing a army hat shouting into his imaginary walkie talkie* I've been surrounded! SEND BACK UP!!! NO ONE GETS INTO THIS FICINITY!!!!!! *pretends to shoot the angry ppl with imaginary gun* boom boom!
Angry men: ITS NOT CLOSED!!!!!
Yami: This bathroom is closed!! *makes a sign with his crayons*
Angry men: *reads sign* oot off ordderr?
Yami: CAN'T U MORTALS READ??? OUT OF ORDER!!!
Angry men: *stomp off*
Yami: ^_^ I win *talks into walkie talkie* good job men, Mission complete!
meanwhile in the bathroom...
Ryou: *swaying arm in arm with Bikers* Oh idie diedi diedi doy, Look at me haircut it's like a broom!
Biker #1: *adds into Irish song* I swear if we stay in this bathroom it'll be our doom
Biker #2: Now I wish I could smoke a shroom
Ryou: hey what's that shadow over there that seems to loom
Bikers: huh? *looks behind them*
Yugi: *waves from corner* hi! ^_^
Ryou: *raises eyebrow* oh *hiccup* it's you.......
Yugi: now that's not any way to say hi to ur new special friend!
Ryou: special what?
Yugi: *runs over hugging Ryou* Y/M said ur my new "playmate" *wink wink*
Ryou: *totally grossed out*
Biker #1: *sniffs air* I smell pot
Yugi: *demon eyes* ITS MINE!! I STOLDED IT FAIR AND SQUARE!!!
Ryou: u STOLE it? From whom? And why? And have u been hanging with my Yami?
Yugi: It's so nice of you to worry about me!
Bikers: *jump Yugi taking his pot leaves*
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was going to use that...
Bikers: *busy stuffing it in their pockets*
Ryou: I hate u all *pushes on the door*
Yami: *pretends to fire machine gun at pedestrians* I'm shooting you! *laughs insanely* yay! boom boom boom! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ryou: *falls over Yami knocking over his fort* bloody hell!
Yami: *stands up staring at broken fort* HOW COULD U DO THIS TO ME!?!!? After ALL I've done for u!
Ryou: *gets up* and what would that "ALL" be? SHOVING ME INTO A BATHROOM FULL OF BLOODTHIRSTY BIKERS??? Or was the flaming homo a bonus?
Yami: homo? where? It better not be Pegasus, he tried to do stuff to me in the UNdubbed version of the Yugi vs. Pegasus ep! *bursts into tears*
Ryou: *rolls eyes* and I should care b/c....
Yami: UR ALL SO CRUEL TO ME!!! I win u duels and what happens *is cut off*
Ryou: Now wait, I don't remember u WINNING ANYTHING for me!
Yami: ^_^ maybe it was a dream then
Ryou: *walks off* I hate Yamis...
Yami: *pulls a random kid that passes by* shh now listen up see those guys in there *shows the kid inside the bathroom* their really um fairies, yea that's it fairies
Kid: ^_^ REALLY!?!?!
Yami: *serious face* Indeed, now they have magical fairy dust on these specific leaves *draws it with his crayons on the ground* I want u to bring them to me..
Kid: No I WANT the fairy dust
Yami: *hits the kid with a stick* SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO GET IT!!!
Kid: *cries*
Yami: ok ok ok how about a cookie, would u do it for a cookie?
Kid: OK!
Yami: that's it lad, take the cookie *evil laugh*
Kid: *eats it without chewing*
Yami: freakin human vacuum aren't u, young mortal?
Kid: *nods then eyes go blank*
Yami: *laughs louder* good things I brought these "Mind control" pills with me!
Y/M: *who has wandered to where Yami was while he had a "chat" with his new slave-I mean friend* YOINK! *takes the pills* I'll take that!
Yami: NOOOOO! I spent two whole hay pennies on that, TWO!!!! *cries* my life savings...
Y/M: but ur the PHARAOH, ur supposed to be RICH!
Yami: *draws a circle on the ground* slaves didn't have any money to give me when I raised the taxes...
Y/M: slaves work for free dumbass
Yami: BUT YOU MUST KEEP THEM ALIVE!!! That requires food, shelter, water, etc...
Y/M: but you don't need those things and ur alive
Yami: that's b/c I'm special
Y/M: I'm specialer
Yami: I'm specialerester
Y/M: u made that up!!
Yami: so?
Y/M: I hate you!!!!
Yami: *sniffles* but I thought we were friends!
Y/M: and what gave u that idea?
Yami: *doesn't listen* I'm so taking u off my Christmas card list! *pouts* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Anyways back to Kaiba who has FINALLY gotten off the ride. Mokuba is skipping behind him humming happily to himself.
Kaiba: *hands in pockets grumbling angrily*
Mokuba: U KNOW u liked it
Kaiba: Mokuba do u value ur life?
Mokuba: yes!
Kaiba: and do u wish to remain alive and well?
Mokuba: *thinks about*
Kaiba: the answer is "yes"
Mokuba: *pause* If u say so!
Kaiba: *mutters to self*
Mokuba: *Cups ear* WHAT! SPEAK UP!! I'M SLIGHTLY DEAF IN MY RIGHT EAR!!!
Kaiba: YOU ARE NOT!!!
Mokuba: *crosses arms* and how would YOU know that?
Kaiba: *sarcastic* you caught me, I stalk you...
Mokuba: *gasp* and after all these years...impersonating my brother, maybe I don't have a brother...I'M AN ORPHAN!!! *runs off crying*
Kaiba: *totally caught off guard* I don't know whether to be happy or insulted!
Back to Ryou who is walking aimlessly through the carnival carrying a hand made sign.
Random people: *quirks a brow*
Ryou: *looks at the sign* what did I spell it wrong?
Random people: *walk away shaking heads*