Whoadie: I'd like to thank my reviewers!
Hikaru: Thank me! THANK ME!!! *holds knife to whoadie's neck* I don't hear thanking!
Whoadie: um that's b/c I'm not
Hikaru: do it...
Sarah: My fic is better
Whoadie and Hikaru: NO!
Whoadie: actually I like LadyWolf's fic the best! ^_^ *waves* update soon!!!
Yami: *dressed in a gangst outfit* ON WITH THE FIC! ^_^
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
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Chapter 6
Random people: *walk away shaking heads*
Meanwhile, our favorite tomb robber entered the scene
(Y/H: He is not the favorite!
Yami: She does have a point, they're all scum
Y/H: *tackles Yami*)
Y/B: *looks at sign* "Britain or bust" hmm is this a riddle of some kind?
Ryou: *gulps* um...maybe...
Y/B: *has not realized it's Ryou yet* so... if you rearrange the letters you get..."I am Voldemort!"
Ryou: -_-;;;;;;;; *thinking* You have GOT to be kidding me...
Y/B: *is now dabbing eyes with handkerchief* and then he killed him!!! With just a touch, b/c his mom loved him! It was HORRIBLE!!! *sobs uncontrollably* And my baka aibou was CHEERING at such a terrifying scene!!!! *shakes fist* DAMN YOU!!!!
Ryou: How can you refer my sign to Harry Potter? How the hell do you do it?? The randomness is inane!!! *storms off*
(Malik: MISTAKE!! You spelled insane wrong!!!
Hannah: DID NOT!! There is a word called "Inane" LOOK IT UP!!!)
Y/B: *still doesn't get it* I enjoyed our chat! *blows his nose* He looked strangely familiar, I almost felt a connection...maybe...OMG!!! He might be my FATHER!! The resemblance is stunning! I KNEW I wasn't raised by worms! ^_^
Now while Yami and Y/M were arguing Yugi had long gone left the bathroom. He went out to expand his horizon on the world of selling pot with his new "posse."
Yugi: *in an alley with a rather large trench coat on* and I'm supposed to ask just random kids my age or younger if they want to buy some of this..."Cool" what did you call it...angel dust????
Bikers: *taps foot impatiently*
Yugi: *rolls eyes* with the whole mafia accent and comment afterwards...
Bikers: *claps*
Biker leader: ok young bean *is cut off*
Yugi: BEAN!?!?!? Where the hell did that come from?
Biker leader: well your not a bean stalk yet, so therefore your a bean! ^_^
Yugi: why couldn't you just use "young grasshopper?"
Biker leader: Don't argue with me
Yugi: but-
Biker leader: I SAID DON'T!!!
Yugi: *sobs*
Biker leader: AS I WAS SAYING! Here comes your first customer now! *hides with his gang behind many trash cans*
Yugi: *has collar up with a hat covering his face, Is also wearing dark sunglasses even though it's in a dark alley at night* Hey kid, you wanna buy some...Angel Dust? (Authoress: It's secret code for pot that only other pot smokers could understand, of course it's false information so don't take me seriously) *in his best Godfather voice* It smells mighty fresh, everyone's doing it. Plus it'll make you happy. You wanna be happy, don't you?
Customer who turns out to be someone you know: You mean all this time I just had to take this "Angel Dust" to be happy? That friendship, love, and peace with each other was a load of crap? Wow...I've lived my life so....wrong...what am I taking these for *throws prozac away*
Yugi: *gasps* Yami?
Yami: Mysterious shadowy figure in a trench coat that hides in dark alleys to sell his mysterious merchandise, you KNOW my NAME!!! WOW!! You break the law AND is psychic! YOUR MY HERO!!! *takes a picture of him*
Yugi: NO PICTURES!!! *takes camera, then jumps on it*
Yami: *blinks, watching Yugi jumping on his camera repeatedly. Nothing happens* ^_^ it's heavy duty! Not that cheap Kodak shit, this is my special home made camera!
Yugi: you MADE a camera?
Yami: *nods* The film is toilet paper and other..materials...as for the camera, well..you know those cell phones that come with candy inside them? Yea same thing!
Yugi: but um...shouldn't it be broken?
Yami: *nervous laugh* so it didn't work that well at first, but my teacher told me to be resourceful so I layered this camera with ancient magic!
Yugi: Where would you be without magic....
Yami: What was that, creepy midget?
Yugi: I SAID..you just called me a midget didn't you...DIDN'T YOU!?!? *attacks Yami* Damn you for making fun of my height, EVERYONE makes fun of my height! WHY!!!! They leave the Miens, leprechauns, dwarves, and other short ppl alone, but when it comes to me...I'M THE SHORT FUNNY LOOKING KID WITH THE FREAKY HAIR!!!!
Yami: *blinks while being held up in the air by his collar* well first off the Miens were weird...their games didn't make any sense. You win you die, you lose and you die. What the hell kindof prize is that??
Yugi: AGAIN with your GAMES!!!! Even though the conversation has nothing to do with games, you somehow work it in there!!! *shakes Yami*
Biker #1: *whispers to leader* um...is he supposed to abuse the customer?
Biker leader: of course! I told him NEVER to take no for an answer! ^_^
Yami: wow for a shadowy figure, you sure know alot about me...do you stalk me? *gasps* Do you watch me at night???? I swear it was only a one night thing!!!
Yugi: *blinks* I'm not even going to ask
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Whoadie:AHAHAHAHA CLIFF HANGER!!!
Y/H: not really...
WHoadie: *sniffles* I can dream, can't I?
Y/H: nope, your not allowed to have an opinion, dream, or any sort of happiness.
Whoadie: why?
Y/H: well duh, your a mortal
so are you
Y/H: -_-;;; not the point!
Malik: *playing cards* and I lay this dealie down...
Yami: *puts a Queen on it* I attack with Cow!
Malik: that's not a cow dumbass
Yami: *crosses arms* and what makes you think it isn't? *crosses out picture of Queen, drawing a cow* HA I WIN!
Malik: Why do I even bother?
Hikaru: Thank me! THANK ME!!! *holds knife to whoadie's neck* I don't hear thanking!
Whoadie: um that's b/c I'm not
Hikaru: do it...
Sarah: My fic is better
Whoadie and Hikaru: NO!
Whoadie: actually I like LadyWolf's fic the best! ^_^ *waves* update soon!!!
Yami: *dressed in a gangst outfit* ON WITH THE FIC! ^_^
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
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Chapter 6
Random people: *walk away shaking heads*
Meanwhile, our favorite tomb robber entered the scene
(Y/H: He is not the favorite!
Yami: She does have a point, they're all scum
Y/H: *tackles Yami*)
Y/B: *looks at sign* "Britain or bust" hmm is this a riddle of some kind?
Ryou: *gulps* um...maybe...
Y/B: *has not realized it's Ryou yet* so... if you rearrange the letters you get..."I am Voldemort!"
Ryou: -_-;;;;;;;; *thinking* You have GOT to be kidding me...
Y/B: *is now dabbing eyes with handkerchief* and then he killed him!!! With just a touch, b/c his mom loved him! It was HORRIBLE!!! *sobs uncontrollably* And my baka aibou was CHEERING at such a terrifying scene!!!! *shakes fist* DAMN YOU!!!!
Ryou: How can you refer my sign to Harry Potter? How the hell do you do it?? The randomness is inane!!! *storms off*
(Malik: MISTAKE!! You spelled insane wrong!!!
Hannah: DID NOT!! There is a word called "Inane" LOOK IT UP!!!)
Y/B: *still doesn't get it* I enjoyed our chat! *blows his nose* He looked strangely familiar, I almost felt a connection...maybe...OMG!!! He might be my FATHER!! The resemblance is stunning! I KNEW I wasn't raised by worms! ^_^
Now while Yami and Y/M were arguing Yugi had long gone left the bathroom. He went out to expand his horizon on the world of selling pot with his new "posse."
Yugi: *in an alley with a rather large trench coat on* and I'm supposed to ask just random kids my age or younger if they want to buy some of this..."Cool" what did you call it...angel dust????
Bikers: *taps foot impatiently*
Yugi: *rolls eyes* with the whole mafia accent and comment afterwards...
Bikers: *claps*
Biker leader: ok young bean *is cut off*
Yugi: BEAN!?!?!? Where the hell did that come from?
Biker leader: well your not a bean stalk yet, so therefore your a bean! ^_^
Yugi: why couldn't you just use "young grasshopper?"
Biker leader: Don't argue with me
Yugi: but-
Biker leader: I SAID DON'T!!!
Yugi: *sobs*
Biker leader: AS I WAS SAYING! Here comes your first customer now! *hides with his gang behind many trash cans*
Yugi: *has collar up with a hat covering his face, Is also wearing dark sunglasses even though it's in a dark alley at night* Hey kid, you wanna buy some...Angel Dust? (Authoress: It's secret code for pot that only other pot smokers could understand, of course it's false information so don't take me seriously) *in his best Godfather voice* It smells mighty fresh, everyone's doing it. Plus it'll make you happy. You wanna be happy, don't you?
Customer who turns out to be someone you know: You mean all this time I just had to take this "Angel Dust" to be happy? That friendship, love, and peace with each other was a load of crap? Wow...I've lived my life so....wrong...what am I taking these for *throws prozac away*
Yugi: *gasps* Yami?
Yami: Mysterious shadowy figure in a trench coat that hides in dark alleys to sell his mysterious merchandise, you KNOW my NAME!!! WOW!! You break the law AND is psychic! YOUR MY HERO!!! *takes a picture of him*
Yugi: NO PICTURES!!! *takes camera, then jumps on it*
Yami: *blinks, watching Yugi jumping on his camera repeatedly. Nothing happens* ^_^ it's heavy duty! Not that cheap Kodak shit, this is my special home made camera!
Yugi: you MADE a camera?
Yami: *nods* The film is toilet paper and other..materials...as for the camera, well..you know those cell phones that come with candy inside them? Yea same thing!
Yugi: but um...shouldn't it be broken?
Yami: *nervous laugh* so it didn't work that well at first, but my teacher told me to be resourceful so I layered this camera with ancient magic!
Yugi: Where would you be without magic....
Yami: What was that, creepy midget?
Yugi: I SAID..you just called me a midget didn't you...DIDN'T YOU!?!? *attacks Yami* Damn you for making fun of my height, EVERYONE makes fun of my height! WHY!!!! They leave the Miens, leprechauns, dwarves, and other short ppl alone, but when it comes to me...I'M THE SHORT FUNNY LOOKING KID WITH THE FREAKY HAIR!!!!
Yami: *blinks while being held up in the air by his collar* well first off the Miens were weird...their games didn't make any sense. You win you die, you lose and you die. What the hell kindof prize is that??
Yugi: AGAIN with your GAMES!!!! Even though the conversation has nothing to do with games, you somehow work it in there!!! *shakes Yami*
Biker #1: *whispers to leader* um...is he supposed to abuse the customer?
Biker leader: of course! I told him NEVER to take no for an answer! ^_^
Yami: wow for a shadowy figure, you sure know alot about me...do you stalk me? *gasps* Do you watch me at night???? I swear it was only a one night thing!!!
Yugi: *blinks* I'm not even going to ask
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Whoadie:AHAHAHAHA CLIFF HANGER!!!
Y/H: not really...
WHoadie: *sniffles* I can dream, can't I?
Y/H: nope, your not allowed to have an opinion, dream, or any sort of happiness.
Whoadie: why?
Y/H: well duh, your a mortal
so are you
Y/H: -_-;;; not the point!
Malik: *playing cards* and I lay this dealie down...
Yami: *puts a Queen on it* I attack with Cow!
Malik: that's not a cow dumbass
Yami: *crosses arms* and what makes you think it isn't? *crosses out picture of Queen, drawing a cow* HA I WIN!
Malik: Why do I even bother?