Whoadie: Will you ever forgive me??? I just left it like that! I shame myself...

Yami: *trying to put toilet paper on the toilet paper roll* (the spring contraption) dammit! This technological object is too advanced for me *throws it away*

Y/H: HEY!!! SOME OF US NEED THAT AND AREN'T AS MORONIC!!

Yami: and who is this..."some"

Malik: *storms out of room*

Y/B: *laughing on the ground*

Whoadie: *also laughing*

Yami: I don't get it!!!

Whoadie: well you'll find out later, I have to start my fic! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter 7

Yami: *keeps going* I swore she came onto me first! How was I supposed to know she was a manikin.

*Awkward silence*

Yugi: X.X *scarred*

Yami: *scratching the back of his head* so um...I'll just go and never speak about you trying to sell me illegal products if YOU forget what I told you.

Yugi: X.X *still scarred*

Yami: ^_^ Great we could work this out! *walks out of alley*

Biker Leader: *Comes out* So how'd it go?

Yugi: *standing there* X.X

Biker #1: When his highness asks you a question, you better answer it!! *holds knife to Yugi's neck* Yugi: X.X

Biker Leader: *sighs* you shame me little bean, take him away. he's failed the test

(Everyone: O.o Y/H: how the hell do you fail being a drug seller? Yugi: IT WAS HARD!!! Y/B: Well he DID have Yami as a customer Yami: What's THAT supposed to mean? Y/B: I remember a certain K-mart incident with a manikin... Yami: Why does everybody keep bringing it up!! I TOLD you, it was a one night thing!!!! Everyone: *shudders* )

Yugi: *is dragged away*

Bikers: O.o

Yugi: oh yea *starts kicking and screaming* I'LL BE BACK!! NOBODY FIRES YUGI MOTOU!!! NOBODY!!!

Biker Leader: Now he speaks...such strange midgets these days.

Well after Yami left the bathroom scene, Y/M decided to gather more naked mole rats for his army.

Y/M: STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!

The lil kid Yami fed a cookie too: @.@

Y/M: I don't appreciate stalking!!!

Lil kid: @.@ master...

Y/M: AND ANOTHER THING STOP WITH THE EYES ITS- wait...master? *rubs hands together menacingly* Slave!! I have a SLAVE!!!

Malik: *comes up behind him* well duh, you do have the millenium rod

(Everyone: *Snickers* Yami: that sounds soooo wrong... Hannah: *laughing* Malik: Jealous...)

Y/M: He came of his own free will! I have a slave!

Malik: more like volunteer

Y/M: Shut up mortal! I have a slave, HUZZAH!! I shall name you...Faloop!

(Y/H: FALOOP??? Hannah: In honor of my dead fish Y/H: You had a fish? Hannah: believe it or not, damn goldfish died the next day after I bought it. Y/H: *falls down laughing* Hannah: HEY! I WASN'T A CRUEL OWNER!! *flashback* Faloop, let's paint your scales! Your scales need to be pretty *paints the fish then leaves it out to dry* Hmmm is he supposed to look like that? Oh well *dumps the dead fish in the tank* *End of flashback* Y/H: you painted his scales...*laughs harder* Hannah: and it washed off!!!! Y/H: o.O Hannah: well after hours of poking the fish I had concluded it was dead Y/H: nothing gets past you)

Malik: Faloop? FALOOP??? what the hell is wrong with you?

Y/M: I thought it was a manly name, you of all ppl should know how manly I am

Malik: O_O;; forget I asked

Faloop: @.@

Y/M: come Faloop, we must test your worthiness

Malik: well that's stupid, he's already your mind slave. He already proved his worthiness

Y/M: How about no, aibou

Malik: but-

Y/M: no

Malik: but-

Y/M: WORTHINESS!!

Malik: -_- FINE! *walks off* geez...

Y/M: now then...

Meanwhile, Mokuba had been wandering aimlessly through the park.

Mokuba: I'm wandering aimlessly through the park!!!! *while sipping apple juice*

Sheep: baa?

(Everyone: O.O;;; what's with the sheep? Whoadie: do you have a problem with sheep? Are you some sheep hater? Are you apart of a sheep hating society? You are, aren't you? AREN'T YOU!! You sicken me, you sheep hating freak-in-a-half! Y/H: -_-;; freak-in-a-half?? Whoadie: your not even worthy of being a full freak.... Y/H: but that was random! Whoadie: well so is this fic!!! Y/H: ah point taken)

Mokuba: awww it's a cute lil....*ponders over what it is* hmmm I'm going to have to go with cat.

Sheep: ba ba?

Mokuba: what'd you call me?

Sheep: *blinks*

Mokuba: so your going to play it that way, huh. *sets apple juice down*

Sheep: *starts drinking apple juice*

Mokuba: *gasps, quickly picking up apple juice* I KNOW you just didn't touch my apple juice. You just don't do that to a guy! *acts all ghetto* This is MY apple juice, and I don't want NOBODY touchin it understand son?

Sheep: ba! ba! ba! ba!!!! *attacks Mokuba for the apple juice*

Mokuba: O_O;;;; *while falling, screams* IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!! THE SHEEP HAVE TURNED AGAINST US!!! SOON THEY'LL TRY TO CONTROL THE COCA COLA COMPANY!!

crowd: *silence*

Mokuba: oh yea...AND THE WORLD!!!

crowd: *runs around crazily* NO NOT THAT!!!

Sheep: *drinks the apple juice then walks away*

Mokuba: it walks....THE HORROR!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Whoadie: *STILL laughing*

Everyone: well what already!!!

Whoadie: The ppl on the commercial are driving boxes, and one guy is washing his box! *laughs harder*

Yami: what does that have to do with Malik?

Whoadie: absolutely nothing!

Y/H: *sings WAR* SING IT AGAIN! WAR! HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

Yami: *starts shaking Whoadie* TELL ME!!!

Y/H: *thinks he's talking to her* well um...weapons? blood?

Y/B: blood? where?

Y/H: *pats his back* there there

Malik: *has no hair*

Yami: *falls down laughing* so that's what so funny

Whoadie: Yea I know, isn't it the greatest? did he tell you already?

Yami: doesn't need to

Whoadie: and your HAPPY about it?

Yami: well of course, I don't care what he does

Whoadie: *thinking about something totally different* O_O I thought you loved your leather!! WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED THEM!!

Yami: his hair-...WHAT!?!???!

to be continued....