#2: Trix

(this is just too easy)

Trix rabbit goes to kids in "cool" backwards hat.

Rabbit: Hey, can I have some Trix?

Kid 1: No, you're the rabbit!

Rabbit: (pulls out knife) Gimme the Trix!!!!!!!!!!

Kids scaredly (is that a word?) hand over Trix. Rabbit starts to walk
away.

Kid 2: Silly rabbit, Trix are for--

Rabbit: YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?!!!!

Kid 2: No.

Rabbit runs away.

Announcer: Trix are that great berry tas--

Rabbit: SHUT UP!!!!!!!