#7: Rice Crispies

('Member those commercials where the bowls of Rice Crispies "talked" to
people by crackling?)

Announcer: What's your cereal saying?

Woman (holds bowl to ear): Good morning!

Man (holds bowl to ear): Kill your friends??

Woman (holds bowl to ear): Take revenge on humanity??

Announcer: Buy Rice Crispies, then take your revenge!