#10: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Kid: This is Bolsolvia, the Middle East Dictator. He sees everything
in his country, and does nothing. Can he tell why kids like Cinnamon
Toast Crunch?

Bolsolvia: No, get back to the mines.

Kid: Wrong! It's because there's cinnamon swirls on each-- (is whipped
by big strong masked guy) I'm going, I'm going!

Kid starts to work in mine.

Announcer: Cinnamon Toast Crunch- the only cereal with cinnamon swirls--
OW! I'm working!