#16 Apple Jacks(man, I can't BELIEVE I didn't think of this 'till someone
suggested it in a review)

Teenagers sit eatin Apple Jacks. Scientist comes in.

Scientist: (in german accent of course) Vhy are you eating those Apple
Jacks?

Teen: What, 'cuz they don't taste like apples? Listen, we eat what we--

Scientist: No, because I'd clearly marked them Experimental---

Teens suddenly explode.

Scientist: Vell, at least I know they vork.