#17 Fruit Loops (I've actually been trying to think of a spoof of those
STUPID Fruit Loops commercials forever. I finally made one up)

Bird flies through a bunch of toasters

Bird: And now Fruit Loops have marshmellow toasters! That's right--
(scowls) Toasters? I mean, mummies and pirhanas were bad enough (I've
still got pirhana scars) but TOASTERS!? That's it. I quit. (takes off
giant stupid nose, revealing normal beak) Find another babbling idiot.

Olsen Twins come on

Olsen Twins: Follow your nose!

(did I mention I HATE THE OLSEN TWINS!?)