#18- Cap'n Crunch's Choco Donuts Cereal
I'm back! My first update in.... well a really long time.
Two kids eating chocolate cereal.
Kid#1: This cereal is choclatey, but not choclatey ENOUGH.
Cap'n Crunch bursts through the house in a ship.
Mom: OH MY GOD MY KITCHEN!
Cap'n: You need new Choco Donuts cereal! Not only is the cereal composed
of tiny chocolate donuts, but it turns milk chocolate!
Kids: COOL!
They begin to eat piggishly.
Cap'n: If you eat one bowl, you'll be so full of sugar you'll be hyper
the rest of the day! Two bowls, and you're wired for the next week!
Three bowls... and I pity you.
Kids finish their third bowl and fall over dead.
side note- Saturday Night Live did a fake commercial in the seventies
about a cereal called "Little Chocolate Donuts." Somebody needs to tell
the Cap'n Crunch people that it was a JOKE. I mean, when I hear the "there's
a bannana in your ear" joke and go put a bannana in my ear. (Note to
self: remove bannana from ear.)
I'm back! My first update in.... well a really long time.
Two kids eating chocolate cereal.
Kid#1: This cereal is choclatey, but not choclatey ENOUGH.
Cap'n Crunch bursts through the house in a ship.
Mom: OH MY GOD MY KITCHEN!
Cap'n: You need new Choco Donuts cereal! Not only is the cereal composed
of tiny chocolate donuts, but it turns milk chocolate!
Kids: COOL!
They begin to eat piggishly.
Cap'n: If you eat one bowl, you'll be so full of sugar you'll be hyper
the rest of the day! Two bowls, and you're wired for the next week!
Three bowls... and I pity you.
Kids finish their third bowl and fall over dead.
side note- Saturday Night Live did a fake commercial in the seventies
about a cereal called "Little Chocolate Donuts." Somebody needs to tell
the Cap'n Crunch people that it was a JOKE. I mean, when I hear the "there's
a bannana in your ear" joke and go put a bannana in my ear. (Note to
self: remove bannana from ear.)