#19- Total

Guy sitting at table eating cereal.

Announcer: Hey, what are you eating?

Guy: Oh God I'm hearing voices!

Announcer: Never mind that, what are you eating?

Guy: Total.

Announcer: You should be eating Total!

Guy: Didn't you hear what I just--

Announcer: Do you know how many bowls of Total it would take to equal
one bowl of your cereal?

Guy: But I'm eating--

Announcer: It would take one bowl of Total to equal one bowl of your cereal.

Guy: Please leave me alone.

Later, at the guy's job, a coworker walks up.

Guy: Shut up shut up shut up!

Coworker: But... I haven't said anything yet.

Guy: No, some voice is following me around telling me about Total.

Coworker: You feelin' alright, Dave?

One year later at the mental asylum, two doctors stand.

Doctor: He just sits there all day in his cell mumbling "Total, part of this
good breakfast" over and over.

Guy: It would take over nineteen bowls... nineteen bowls... nineteen
bowls...