#20- Reese's Cereal

Kid#1: Me and my friend were at the wig store when he said he had Reese's
for breakfast. And I said "Whoa! You had candy for breakfast?" And he
said...

Kid#2: Yeah, candy.

Kid#1: So I-- wait, what!?

Kid#2: Yeah, yesterday I had a Snickers. My parents are neglegent, they
don't care.

Kid#1: WHAT!?

Kid#2: Why the hell were we talking about what we had for breakfast
anyway?

Kid#1: Can we cut?

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Author's note: Ever notice that Reese's has an apostrophe before the S,
which means that it belongs to Reese? So if you're eating a Reese's and
some guy named Reese asks you for it, you gotta give it to him. I wish
my name was Reese.