#22- Toaster Strudels (okay, I know this isn't technically a cereal, but
it's a breakfast food with an incredibly annoying commercial, so it qualifies)
Show Mom & Kid in kitchen.
Mom: Don't forget your Pop Tart!
Kid takes Pop Tart, leaves. Show Kid and OtherKid walking.
Kid: Got my toaster strudel.
OtherKid: (hands him toaster strudel) Hey, what do you do with all those
Pop Tarts anyway?
Kid opens garage, thousands of Pop Tarts fall out.
Mom: BILLY! Why the hell didn't you just tell me you wanted toaster strudels
instead of wasting all these Pop Tarts! There are children starving in
Afghanistan!
Kid: Don't worry, I think I have a solution.
Show Afghani Kid and Mom in cave/kitchen.
Afghani Mom: Don't forget your stale Pop Tart that the American boy
sent us!
Afghani kid takes pop tart, leaves.
Afghani Kid: (meets up with friend) Got my toaster strudel?
Afghani friend: (gives him strudel) What do you do with all those filthy
American Pop Tarts?
Afghani Kid: I throw them at the American soldiers!
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Author's note- for a different Toaster Strudel spoof, check the reviews.
Some devoted fan left his.
it's a breakfast food with an incredibly annoying commercial, so it qualifies)
Show Mom & Kid in kitchen.
Mom: Don't forget your Pop Tart!
Kid takes Pop Tart, leaves. Show Kid and OtherKid walking.
Kid: Got my toaster strudel.
OtherKid: (hands him toaster strudel) Hey, what do you do with all those
Pop Tarts anyway?
Kid opens garage, thousands of Pop Tarts fall out.
Mom: BILLY! Why the hell didn't you just tell me you wanted toaster strudels
instead of wasting all these Pop Tarts! There are children starving in
Afghanistan!
Kid: Don't worry, I think I have a solution.
Show Afghani Kid and Mom in cave/kitchen.
Afghani Mom: Don't forget your stale Pop Tart that the American boy
sent us!
Afghani kid takes pop tart, leaves.
Afghani Kid: (meets up with friend) Got my toaster strudel?
Afghani friend: (gives him strudel) What do you do with all those filthy
American Pop Tarts?
Afghani Kid: I throw them at the American soldiers!
***
Author's note- for a different Toaster Strudel spoof, check the reviews.
Some devoted fan left his.
