The Saionji Tango
(The Masochism Tango by Tom Leher)

You ache for the touch of my lips, dear
But I long for the touch of your whips, dear
You can raise welts faster than Akio's lips
As we dance to the Saionji Tango

Let our love be a flame, not an ember
Say it's _me_ that you want to dismember!
I'll Blacken your eye
You set fire to my tie
As we dance to the Saionji Tango

At my command
Before me here you stand
My heart is in my hand - yecch
It's here that you must be
My heart entreats
Just hear those savage beats
I'll get you some cleats
And come and trample me

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony
My soul is on fire
It's aflame with desire
Which is why I perspire when we tango

I caught my nose
In your left castanet, love
I can feel the pain yet, love
Ev'ry time I hear drums
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love
With the thorns underneath, love
Sticking into your gums

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches
The last time you needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash that I left on your face
As we danced to the Saionji Tango

I'll bash in your brain
Make me scream with pain
Then kick me once again
And say we'll never part

I know too well
I'm underneath your spell
So, Darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart
Hic! Excuse me

Take a lesson from your brother and be bolder
Burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine and swear that you're mine
As we dance to the Sai-onji Tango!