First, introducing the MAGIC DISCLAIMER!
Disclaimer: There are many things I don't own! Here are some of them: Keladry of Mindelan, Leslie AKA Les, and Tortall and anything and anyone in it! Tamora Pierce owns Kel and Tortall, and Lesl owns herself! I don't even own the idea, Hikaness does.
Author's Note: One review? ONE?!! Punkpixie87 is so special for reviewing when NOBODY ELSE did that she gets a cameo! Come on, people, I NEED reviews! I feed on them! Send me questions, because I NEED them! I'm thinking of changing this to "The Dog and Pony Show". Tell me what you think of that! REVIEW!
The Tammy Show
Lia: Hello!
Les: Hi!
Lia: Our guest today is the first lady knight since... um... our last guest! Ladies and gentleman, please welcome KELADRY OF MINDELAN!
(Audience claps)
(Kel comes onstage, wearing her armor, holding a sword, and leading Peachblossom)
Kel: (leads Peachblossom over to Les, who hasn't read POTS)
Lia: (painting her nails) That horse bites.
Les: (snaps her fingers and Peachblossom, Kel's armor, and her sword disappear)
Kel: Where am I, who are you, and what are you doing?!?!!
Lia: (without looking up) The set of "The Tammy Show". Explaining ridiculously simple things to you.
Les: Here's punkpixie87 with our first question!
Punkpixie87: (jumping up and down) Why do you get all the cool Yamani stuff?
Kel: (Very slowly) I ... get... it... because... I... am... an... honorary... Yamani.
(Punkpixie87 runs off the stage)
Les: Next, did you ever have to run up and down a mountain in the rain?
Kel: No. I would have if I'd trained there, though.
Lia: (trying not to laugh) I just saw that... do you know how STUPID you with a little string bow under your chin?
Kel: *gloomy* Yes. This is the only kind of shirt I can get that's not all frilly...
Les: (looks at paper that has *miraculously* appeared in her hand) Lia, do I REALLY have to say this?
Lia: Yup.
Les: (really fast) HaveyoueverseenNealindrag?
Kel: WHAT?
Les: Have you ever seen Neal in drag?
Kel: What the **** is drag?
Les: (uses puppy-dog eyes on Lia)
Lia: You suck at those. But since you're so *pathetic* , I'll be nice.
Lia: Drag is when a guy wears a woman's clothes.
Kel: Aaah... I see. Yes.
Les: (interested) When?
Kel: It was at the mage's party! I looked through a *magical* peephole. It was so funny! Numair cast something as a joke to switch everybody's clothes, but he ended up in Alanna's and she's nine inches shorter than him...
Lia: Last question... What do you think of people who think you should get with Joren?
Kel: They're CRAZY. He's dead and I hated him when he was alive! (runs off to be sick)
Les: Good thing to end on... Our next guest is Thayet! SEND US QUESTIONS!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author's Note: That's right, Thayet is on next! I like ellipses... :). Tommorow is my first day of school and I'm sad, so make me happy with QUESTIONS for Thayet. I like her, but I don't care of you do. Flames will be used to make toasted cheese!
PS: Read LunaDea's The Valdemar Show. It's at http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=840253. Or you can just find it in my profile under Favorite Stories. They gave me a Valdemar Badge of Honor and some urple paint! (Lia paints you urple). REVIEW!
Disclaimer: There are many things I don't own! Here are some of them: Keladry of Mindelan, Leslie AKA Les, and Tortall and anything and anyone in it! Tamora Pierce owns Kel and Tortall, and Lesl owns herself! I don't even own the idea, Hikaness does.
Author's Note: One review? ONE?!! Punkpixie87 is so special for reviewing when NOBODY ELSE did that she gets a cameo! Come on, people, I NEED reviews! I feed on them! Send me questions, because I NEED them! I'm thinking of changing this to "The Dog and Pony Show". Tell me what you think of that! REVIEW!
The Tammy Show
Lia: Hello!
Les: Hi!
Lia: Our guest today is the first lady knight since... um... our last guest! Ladies and gentleman, please welcome KELADRY OF MINDELAN!
(Audience claps)
(Kel comes onstage, wearing her armor, holding a sword, and leading Peachblossom)
Kel: (leads Peachblossom over to Les, who hasn't read POTS)
Lia: (painting her nails) That horse bites.
Les: (snaps her fingers and Peachblossom, Kel's armor, and her sword disappear)
Kel: Where am I, who are you, and what are you doing?!?!!
Lia: (without looking up) The set of "The Tammy Show". Explaining ridiculously simple things to you.
Les: Here's punkpixie87 with our first question!
Punkpixie87: (jumping up and down) Why do you get all the cool Yamani stuff?
Kel: (Very slowly) I ... get... it... because... I... am... an... honorary... Yamani.
(Punkpixie87 runs off the stage)
Les: Next, did you ever have to run up and down a mountain in the rain?
Kel: No. I would have if I'd trained there, though.
Lia: (trying not to laugh) I just saw that... do you know how STUPID you with a little string bow under your chin?
Kel: *gloomy* Yes. This is the only kind of shirt I can get that's not all frilly...
Les: (looks at paper that has *miraculously* appeared in her hand) Lia, do I REALLY have to say this?
Lia: Yup.
Les: (really fast) HaveyoueverseenNealindrag?
Kel: WHAT?
Les: Have you ever seen Neal in drag?
Kel: What the **** is drag?
Les: (uses puppy-dog eyes on Lia)
Lia: You suck at those. But since you're so *pathetic* , I'll be nice.
Lia: Drag is when a guy wears a woman's clothes.
Kel: Aaah... I see. Yes.
Les: (interested) When?
Kel: It was at the mage's party! I looked through a *magical* peephole. It was so funny! Numair cast something as a joke to switch everybody's clothes, but he ended up in Alanna's and she's nine inches shorter than him...
Lia: Last question... What do you think of people who think you should get with Joren?
Kel: They're CRAZY. He's dead and I hated him when he was alive! (runs off to be sick)
Les: Good thing to end on... Our next guest is Thayet! SEND US QUESTIONS!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author's Note: That's right, Thayet is on next! I like ellipses... :). Tommorow is my first day of school and I'm sad, so make me happy with QUESTIONS for Thayet. I like her, but I don't care of you do. Flames will be used to make toasted cheese!
PS: Read LunaDea's The Valdemar Show. It's at http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=840253. Or you can just find it in my profile under Favorite Stories. They gave me a Valdemar Badge of Honor and some urple paint! (Lia paints you urple). REVIEW!