Author's Note: *grinds teeth* I will not beg for reviews, I will not beg for reviews…*breaks down*. People! I cannot write this without questions. I only got twenty-two for this chapter, from seven question reviews and no email. I can't write without at least five questions, and I only do all of someone's questions if they hit the cameo mark. I can't do more than two questions from each review, and I flat out can't use some of the questions. TTS relies on you.
Reviewers Living On Spun Sugar:
Lady Lyra! (Spell as badly as you want, just pleeeeeeeeeeease don't drop your Ws.)
Hyacinth! (Those things are heavy. Your…little raspberry?)
Starlight!
Qui-ti! (Well, FF.N doesn't like even a dash, let alone "ò")
Eve of Mirkwood! (Whilst Cam has a right to her ideas, it does seem she was overreacting.)
Hayden's Super Hobbit! (Scary person…no, it's The Tammy Show)
Queen of Fluff! (::wipes away a tear:: In eight episodes.)
Scribler! (A new comrade in hyperness!)
Ladyknight! (And a returning one as well.)
Disclaimers Live On Spun Sugar:
I don't own Lark! WHEEEEEEEEE! Tamora Pierce does!
I don't own Emelan! WHEEEEEEEEE! Tamora Pierce does!
I don't own Les! WHEEEEEEEEE! She does!
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I have a stand! Stand! Stand!
His name is Tim! Tim! Tim!
He likes to bite! Bite! Bite!
And fall off the rim! Rim! Rim!
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Voice: LIVE from a shower-curtain tent, it's THE TAMMY SHOW!
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Lia: ::rubbing temples:: I'm next to out of a job. You could ski on that line.
Les: Such are the perils of customer control. But this says our ratings should go up…
Lia: They all love Rosie. I mean, Numair was good, so were Daine, Joren, and Neal…but Lark? Time for her, by the way…
Les: Lessgo. Ladies, gentlemen, and rap artists, please welcome DEDICATE LARK! RLBM!
(Random Large Burly Men come in, with Lark somewhat absent)
RLBM 1: ::scratches head:: Ma'am, the guest is covered in marshmallow fluff.
Lia: I care about this because…why?
RLBM 2: You asked that all marshmallow fluff be served with peanut butter to Ma'am Les.
Les: Scrap that! BRING ME GREEN T-SHIRTS! AND WRAP LARK IN THEM!
(Lark enters, wrapped in green t-shirts)
Lark: ::picking at fabric:: What a bad weave. ::makes shirts fly apart:: Now, where am I?
Lia: It's THE TAMMY SHOW, where we kidnap random Tamora Pierce characters…
Both: AND FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS!
Lark: Do you have Altoids?
Les: Yes, actually. Have one. ::offers Altoid::
Lark: ::magics thread of one of the shirts and steals Altoid box:: Why, thank you.
Les: MMPH- ::has Lia's Super Handy Spare Ball Gag ™ in mouth::
Lia: Hyacinth asks "Did you get to pick your name like Rosethorn did hers? And if you did, why did you choose a BIRD, not anything remotely connected with weaving?"
Lark: I did get to pick my name. It's actually Porcupineyarn, but there was a clerical mistake. In the end, someone called Tea who wanted to be Lark became Porcupineyarn, and I'm Lark. They won't change it back.
Les: And "Do you cry at night in darkened rooms because you're all alone and no one loves you?"
Lark: DID SANDRY TEL- no! ::twitch:: Of course ::twitch:: not.
Lia: I DON'T BELIEEEEEEEEVE YYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
Les: Actually, I don't either. And how am I talking with a ball gag in my mouth?
Lia: ::mysterious:: Nobody knows… except the HATCHET LADY SQUIRRELS! And they'll eat you, so I don't really recommend asking them. Starlight asks if your life was really boring before the Circle came along.
Lark: Yes, it was. I have these pressed leaves in my album that I picked every time Rosethorn started singing. It was incredibly funny…but then I would die.
Les: ::raised eyebrow:: Really. Qui-ti asks why you're so afraid of cheese.
Lark: THE CHEESE! THE CHEESE IS COMING TO DESTROY US ALL! ::cowers::
Lia: …and what made you so afraid of cheese.
Lark: Well, one day I was walking along a path, and then I saw a person made of CHEESE with LarK written on them. Then LarK started melting, and…
(17 minutes later)
Lark: And that's why I'm afraid of cheese. So is Comas!
Les: :cracks one eye open:: I get the impression he's afraid of everything. LIA!
Lia: Is she done now?
Les: It seems to be so.
Lia: DUDE! Hayden's Super Hobbit asks "Have you ever attacked a random and innocent, yet scarily threatening pedestrian with threads of rope spelled to send out big blasts of fire...just because you felt like it?"
Lark: Hasn't everyone?
Les: I have…but Lia hasn't. She's deprived. Poor Lia. ::pats Lia on the head::
Lia: You have issues. Starlight also asks how long you've known Rosethorn.
Lark: Thirty-seven years, four months, and two days.
Les: Ladyknight asks if you like paper clips.
Lark: I love them! They're the best things since carded wool. See, I have this folio of paper clip literature-
Lia: Really, you don't need to. Our last question is also from ladyknight. How many cartwheels can you do in a row?
Lark: FORTY-TWO! ::cartwheels out the door::
Les: People, we're next to unwritten. Pick up a charity case- ask a question, laugh at Lia's song she's NOT going to sing- ::glares::
Lia: You always thought it was the biggest crossover- but it's not! But it's not! Because it's called The Tammy Show…you always though it was the biggest crossover- but it- MMPH! ::is gagged by Les::
Les: Laugh at it anyway.
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Author's Note: Rosethorn is next. E-mailing me is good. Reviewing is okay. Sending it to me via carrier pigeon is okay. Just ask a question? Please?
--Lia
