Author's Note: Sooner than the last one, but a week and day late. Have decided that TTS will stop at Episode 35, with Lia and Les as guests. Ripping Hika off again, I know…I can be swayed with reviews, possibly. ;)

Reviewers Through Rose-Colored Glasses:

Lady Sandrilene! (AHAHAHAHAHA!)

Gina! (Yes, I do. Flattered.)

Shorti! (Here you are.)

Eve of Mirkwood! (You might have never sent it…send it this time; nobody emailed)

Manga Gurl! (Joy to TTS/OOCness is here/Lia received her prize/)

Superalicea! (No, I just grabbed it off the shelf, remembered it was in "Falling", and looked up the page. I could contest you on that; it seems that Kel will never have a truly long-term relationship)

Alasse Carnesir!

Warrame! (You people are just so nice…::wipes tears::)

Dea! (YOU GO!)

Kid in a Quilt! (Another new comrade in hyperness!)

Starlight!

Angel of Flames! (Nice name. Fiiiiiiiiiire…)

Fireblade! (You're all pyros. Welcome to the club.)

Jiane Skydancer! (All the cool SNs…I feel so inadequate…)

Disclaimer Through Rose-Colored Glasses:

Oh, I don't own, I don't own, I don't own Briar! He's Tammy's! Hey!

Oh, I don't own, I don't own, I don't own Emelan! It's Tammy's too! Hey!

Oh, I don't own, I don't own, I don't own Les! She's hers! Hey!

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I have a stand! Stand! Stand!

His name is Tim! Tim! Tim!

He likes to bite! Bite! Bite!

And fall off the rim! Rim! Rim!

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Voice: LIVE from a shower-curtain tent, it's THE TAMMY SHOW!

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Lia: I like pi.

Les: Not again...I know you like pi. I also really don't care, so can you shut up?

Lia: Nope! 3.141592 pi! It's not pastry…it's not apple…it's pi! Pi! The letter! The irrational number! Piiiiiiiii!

Les: You'll be the death of me.

Lia: ::mystical:: No…a rosebush will kill you…

Les: That's very nice. I! Don't! Care!

Lia: Spiff. We have a guest soon, you know.

Les: No, actually, I didn't. We're still on Emelan, right?

Lia: M-hmm. It's Briar.

Les: Let me guess. Two cameos.

Lia: No, but quite a few questions. Time to 'ave at 'im. It's none other than-

Both: BRIAR MOSS, GREEN MAGE, ALSO KNOWN AS ROACH!

Les: RLBM…

RLBM: ::haul on Briar, all somewhat cut up and covered in vines, and hand him over very eagerly::

Briar: Nice place you have.

Lia: Thank you, Captain Obvious. Just in case Rosie hasn't told you, guess where you are.

Briar: A tent.

Les: You're the closest yet. It's THE TAMMY SHOW, where Lia and Les kidnap random Tamora Pierce characters…

Both: AND FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS! MWAHAHAHA…*chokes*

Briar: Oh, that.

Lia: Yes, that. Lady Sandrilene- no, she's not Sandry fa Toren- asks, "How many times have you been threatened by a hanging in the well?"

Briar: An exact number? I lost count around six thousand eighty…

Les: Well. What's your opinion of all the fics with you/Tris, you/Sandry, you/Rosethorn, and you/male?

Briar: Wha'? Sorry, I've gotten fic-blinded. They're all lookalikes. Coppercurls-

Lia: I love that name.

Briar: -and Sand are my sisters. Rosethorn is just...wrong. How do you people come up with these things?

Les: ::snick:: Sand. I like it. Gina declares, "Wouldn't it be a good plot twist if you were gay?"

Briar: No.

Lia: I disagree. You should be. I could pair you with Crane!

Briar: Get away from me.

Lia: NEVER! She also asks if you like crisps made of vegetables.

Briar: Yes, as long as I didn't grow the vegetables myself. Even then, I'd eat them. Vegetables are boring.

Les: I'll second you on that. ::sticks "Bonsai Forever" bumper sticker on Briar:: Here.

Lia: We now have an Illegal Emelanian Hot Guys Network, Gina. Briar, do you know anything?

Briar: Yes. Can't send you Pasco or me; we're running it. Comas is up, and he says there aren't any interfering vows with Living Circle. We're rounding up dedicates for it.

Les: Shorti asks if you like cottage cheese and strawberry milkshakes.

Briar: I like cottage cheese…and strawberry cream, yes…but it combination? I think not.

Lia: Eve of Mirkwood-

Les: Wasn't she on last time for 140?

Lia: She was. Eve, can I have some of your incredible luck? Well, Eve was our 160th reviewer. Eve?

Eve: Whoa-hey! I've been…um…hiding behind the stage. You have really tasty insulation, did you know that? Briar! Does the girl from "The Ring" come out of your TV/seeing devices/etc. and try to take you home?

Briar: Yes. She's scaaaaaaaaaaaaary…almost as scary as Rosethorn…

Eve: Spoot. Now I can't. ::goes off, chewing on a piece of insulation::

Les: We need new insulation now. Poisoned insulation.

Lia: Be nice. Manga Gurl asks if Rosethorn has ever fulfilled her many threats.

Briar: No, except the one about the stem ticks.

Les: What stem ticks?

Briar: She threatened to make me pick them all off the plants without killing any. It took two days.

Lia: And I thought taking off the caterpillars was hard…

Les: Enough. She also asks if Daja's ever hit you with her staff.

Briar: Yes, frequently. It's hard!

Lia: You deserved it. Priestess of the Storm asks if you hate cats.

Briar: I do, and with good reason. A cat bit my ear when I was a baby, and a bit never grew back. I have a notch in my ear, and it's all Mr. Fluffy's fault.

Les: Well, victim, Alasse Carnesir says hello.

Briar: …hey?

Lia: HOWDY! No, actually, I didn't. Warrame asks if you hated living with all the girls.

Briar: It was annoying at times…like, say, when they were washing their hair…apparently, it's impossible to do that in the baths. Standing outside, alone, and shouting to ask when I could come in was not fun.

Les: Well, maybe they washed it in the baths but needed to wash it again. Dea, who goes, asks if a train was speeding to Baltimore at sixty kilometers an hour, and the engineer was a rabid monkey named Mr. Beens, do you support Briar/Sandry?

Briar: If I was Mr. Beens, yes. If I was me, no. She's my sister! My sister!

Lia: Yes. Go with Tris instead.

Briar: No, she's my sister too.

Lia: So? Kid in a Quilt asks what you do to herbicidal maniacs.

Briar: Tattoo their hands. Black vines, black flowers- they're never in a nursery again.

Les: …and if you've ever taken anything from the girls' rooms.

Briar: Yes. From Sandry, a spindle- she made all my shirts unravel. Tris lost a pen, then I fried in my room for two straight weeks. A lump of brass from Daja and my doorknob melted.

Lia: Don't mess with mage-girls. Starlight asks if you like any of the girls, and what your thoughts are on S/B, T/B, and D/B.

Briar: No, they're my sisters. All are twisted! TWISTED, I tell you! Though D/B is the most twisted.

Les: We like T/B.

Briar: ::cursing in several languages:: I will never understand you people.

Lia: Good, we don't either.

Les: Angel of Flames asks if you like Tris or Sandry better.

Briar: Tris, but don't tell her or Sandry.

Lia: COPPERCURLS! COPPERCURLS!

Les: ::makes note to tell Tris and Sandry:: She also asks if there's anything going on between you and Evvy.

Briar: No, as I said, "prettier, fatter, and older". She's three years younger than I am, and the cats are unforgivable. One of them gave birth on my mage-robes.

Lia: Fireblade asks if you're secretly attracted to Rosethorn.

Briar: No, she's with Lark. Not to mention that she's my foster-mother.

Les: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!

Lia: And I did, too, but I'm the half-sane one at the moment. Jiane Skydancer asks if you like roaches, since Roach was your gang name.

Briar: No, actually. I have some...unpleasant…roach memories. The Thief-Lord picked the name, not me.

Les: Finally, she asks if tomatoes and pumpkins are vegetables or fruit.

Briar: I think they're fruit, but I'll go ask Rosethorn! ::vine slides out of tent with Briar clinging to it::

Les: Mmph…half the Circle's done. It'll be nice when Emelan is over…

Lia: Tortall, Emelan, Tortall, Emelan, which one to choose? Pi, square root two, pi, square two, which one? Pi! 3.141592…! What else is there to say? Just the rest of PI! PI! 3.141…::cut off::

Les: ::fist gagging Lia:: I'm scarred for life.

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Pi is spiffy. 3.141592…Next guest is Sandry! The Lady Sandrilene fa Toren…just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Email, review, carrier pigeon- mail the questions, but remember to review!

--Lia