written by Lilac
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Dsclmr: Misto and all other characters from CATS are not my property.
A/N: This is just a mad little thing I wrote when very very bored.
No, I don't think that Munkustrap is Demi and Macavity's secret love child,
and no, I ddon't think that Admetus is Misto's true love. Don't take anything
from here on seriously. I am well aware of how short this is. You try dragging
out a letter about random things…
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Victoria? Electra? Tugger? Etcetera? Old Deuteronomy?! … well, they're friends, but not … lovers. Were you not paying attention when I was onstage? It was quite obvious who my true love was, dear writers. I thought we'd pointed it out quite clearly, but I must have been wrong. Oh well … I may as well confess. My true love, and soulmate is Admetus. I know we didn't really interact much on stage but we were trying to go for that "quiet and invisible yet very passionate love" thing. Did it not work?
And while I'm here, what is this obsession with me that so many of you have? I thought it was Tugger who everyone loved. Either that or Etcetera is an amazing actress. But looking through your fanfiction, a lot of it is about me. And what's this? "Mistoffelees is such a hottie!!"?? … eep. Sometimes you people scare me. Really. As for the detailed descriptions of my rear end that I've spotted, the less said about that the better.
I also want to address this strange miscalculation that all of you have made. Munkustrap and Demeter … they are not a couple. No, no, no. Demeter is married to Macavity and Munkustrap is their scandalous love child that just happens to be the same age as them, with utterly different colourings. Honestly, you should have realized that. Tut.
You're all totally crazy. Do you want me to magic up an asylum or something?
Much love (please, don't set me up with a pen or something because I wrote that), Mistoffelees.