Hotaru: alright hello folks! I love ya! But um I have ta answer some
things right.
Baku-Kun: *nods* yep, ya do
Hotaru: HUH?! You're talking normal!
Baku-Kun: Bakura is teaching me English.
Hotaru: oh boy, anyway let me see what do I have to answer first?
Baku-Kun: nothing actually but I'm sure you want to comment on them.
Hotaru: um right then. Okay I know Seto has no living parents or legal guardians. All will be explained I swear!
Bakura: we know you swear, we hear it all the time
Hotaru: AH!! What are you doing here?!
Bakura: I'm here to visit my new student.
Baku-Kun: hi uncle Baka!
Bakura: you mean uncle Bakura!
Hotaru: I think he had it right the first time. *snickers*
Bakura: *growls* I'll kill you! I swear it!!
Hotaru: that's nice. Now say the damn logo!!
Bakura: make the muse do it!
Baku-Kun: Fuck that Shit!!!
*both stare at him*
Hotaru: did he just-
Bakura: I think he did-
Hotaru: my god!
Bakura: he cussed!!
Baku-Kun: damn straight an there are gonna be some changes around here!
Hotaru: *picks up a bat and smiles* will you help me out here Bakura?
Bakura: *picks up another bat* I would love to
Baku-Kun: uh...oh
*both hit him in the head with bats*
Bakura: Hotaru doesn't own anything.
Hotaru: thank you.
Bakura: anytime *leaves*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
After that wonderful little victory, Bakura was feeling pretty good until...
"Hey Baku-Kun, feel good enough to do something outrageously stupid" the blonde girl asked. Bakura thought for a moment then raised his Hikari's hand.
"He'll do it"
"What?!" Ryou yelled before his Yami gave him a murderous look. "Alright, what is it?"
"Well basically you have to walk out there and get caught" she said.
"Why?"
"I'm bored and we need entertainment" she muttered waving a dismissive hand. Bakura nodded and kicked the door open. He tossed his Hikari out of the room and two police officers ran up and grabbed him.
"Hey let me go!! I didn't do anything" he yelled. The cops just smacked him and dragged him off.
"That wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. Oh well" she yawned. A cell phone rang and everyone looked around. A brunette girl looked around then picked up her cell phone. Everyone in the room dove on her.
"How could you hold out on us" everyone yelled. Seto Kaiba meanwhile picked up his own cell phone. It was the one that was ringing. He answered it.
"Hello, this is Domino High school. We're calling to tell you that due to technical difficulties your sons Seto and Mokuba are being held in class. Please pick them up"
"You morons! I am Seto Kaiba!!" he yelled. Everyone stared at him including Mokuba.
"There's no need to yell" the person on the other end said calmly. "Now please come and pick up your children"
"I AM SETO KAIBA!!! I AM NOT MY FATHER YOU INCOMPETENT FOOLS" Seto screeched.
"Please calm down" the woman said. "Now if you would just consent to your sons leaving-"
"YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FU-" a hand flew out of no where and covered his mouth. It was Mokuba's.
"Just say yes." He whispered. Seto's raging temper faltered as he realized the sheer stupidity he had just shown.
"Um yes, my sons have my permission to leave." He said in a calm voice.
"Thank you" she hung up and everyone busted out laughing. Even the Sub. The intercom crackled.
"Will Mokuba and Seto Kaiba please come to the office?" (Last names first) the intercom announced. Seto grabbed his laptop and was about to leave when a soft fuzzy something hit the back of his head. He turned and a purple bunny backpack fell into his arms.
"Did you forget your bag, Seto?" Malik and Marik called with a laugh. Seto's cheeks went bright red and he was about to yell when he smiled devilishly. He walked over with the bag in his hand and gave it to Malik.
"Here, it has your name in it." Seto said smugly. There it was, in big black letters on the straps. Malik on one and Ishtar on the other. Everyone roared with laughter as Malik's cheeks turned a rosy hue, though through his dark tan it was hard to see. Seto just smirked and twirled the black marker on his fingers. Malik snatched the bag and shoved it into Mokuba's hand. It was Mokuba's after all. The class was still laughing as Seto and Mokuba left. Malik stood up; clutching what he thought was the Millennium rod that was in Dagger mode.
"DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH AT ME!!" he yelled. The entire class ducked under their desks, with the exception of Bakura, Marik, and the blonde girl. She just looked over at him and sighed.
"You. Idiot." She clipped. He had about three seconds to think she was insane before she held up the real millennium rod for all to see. Malik was holding a pointy pencil.
"How'd you get that?!" he demanded.
"Your friend here has a VERY bad gambling problem. He already lost his pants (O.O)." Malik lifted himself on the tips of his toes and saw that indeed the ex-tomb robber was pant less. He nearly fell over from the sheer embarrassment.
"For the Love of Ra Bakura have some decency!!!" Malik yelled. His buddy shrugged and grabbed the new hand of poker. All was still going well. That would soon be wiped out.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hotaru: I know, same ending threat as last time. But its true. Now let me see, what's the deal?
Baku-Kun: *dizzily* @.@ bat make big ouchies.
Hotaru: at least he's talking better.
Bakura: that's better?
Hotaru: would you prefer it if he cussed?
Bakura: yes.
Hotaru: really?
Bakura: yes, can I hit him with that bat again?
Hotaru: NO!!! Leave my damn muse alone until he messes up again! *huggles Muse*
Bakura: damn *leaves quietly*
Hotaru: thank you for offering.
Baku-Kun: *smiles* REVIEW!!!!!!
Baku-Kun: *nods* yep, ya do
Hotaru: HUH?! You're talking normal!
Baku-Kun: Bakura is teaching me English.
Hotaru: oh boy, anyway let me see what do I have to answer first?
Baku-Kun: nothing actually but I'm sure you want to comment on them.
Hotaru: um right then. Okay I know Seto has no living parents or legal guardians. All will be explained I swear!
Bakura: we know you swear, we hear it all the time
Hotaru: AH!! What are you doing here?!
Bakura: I'm here to visit my new student.
Baku-Kun: hi uncle Baka!
Bakura: you mean uncle Bakura!
Hotaru: I think he had it right the first time. *snickers*
Bakura: *growls* I'll kill you! I swear it!!
Hotaru: that's nice. Now say the damn logo!!
Bakura: make the muse do it!
Baku-Kun: Fuck that Shit!!!
*both stare at him*
Hotaru: did he just-
Bakura: I think he did-
Hotaru: my god!
Bakura: he cussed!!
Baku-Kun: damn straight an there are gonna be some changes around here!
Hotaru: *picks up a bat and smiles* will you help me out here Bakura?
Bakura: *picks up another bat* I would love to
Baku-Kun: uh...oh
*both hit him in the head with bats*
Bakura: Hotaru doesn't own anything.
Hotaru: thank you.
Bakura: anytime *leaves*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
After that wonderful little victory, Bakura was feeling pretty good until...
"Hey Baku-Kun, feel good enough to do something outrageously stupid" the blonde girl asked. Bakura thought for a moment then raised his Hikari's hand.
"He'll do it"
"What?!" Ryou yelled before his Yami gave him a murderous look. "Alright, what is it?"
"Well basically you have to walk out there and get caught" she said.
"Why?"
"I'm bored and we need entertainment" she muttered waving a dismissive hand. Bakura nodded and kicked the door open. He tossed his Hikari out of the room and two police officers ran up and grabbed him.
"Hey let me go!! I didn't do anything" he yelled. The cops just smacked him and dragged him off.
"That wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. Oh well" she yawned. A cell phone rang and everyone looked around. A brunette girl looked around then picked up her cell phone. Everyone in the room dove on her.
"How could you hold out on us" everyone yelled. Seto Kaiba meanwhile picked up his own cell phone. It was the one that was ringing. He answered it.
"Hello, this is Domino High school. We're calling to tell you that due to technical difficulties your sons Seto and Mokuba are being held in class. Please pick them up"
"You morons! I am Seto Kaiba!!" he yelled. Everyone stared at him including Mokuba.
"There's no need to yell" the person on the other end said calmly. "Now please come and pick up your children"
"I AM SETO KAIBA!!! I AM NOT MY FATHER YOU INCOMPETENT FOOLS" Seto screeched.
"Please calm down" the woman said. "Now if you would just consent to your sons leaving-"
"YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FU-" a hand flew out of no where and covered his mouth. It was Mokuba's.
"Just say yes." He whispered. Seto's raging temper faltered as he realized the sheer stupidity he had just shown.
"Um yes, my sons have my permission to leave." He said in a calm voice.
"Thank you" she hung up and everyone busted out laughing. Even the Sub. The intercom crackled.
"Will Mokuba and Seto Kaiba please come to the office?" (Last names first) the intercom announced. Seto grabbed his laptop and was about to leave when a soft fuzzy something hit the back of his head. He turned and a purple bunny backpack fell into his arms.
"Did you forget your bag, Seto?" Malik and Marik called with a laugh. Seto's cheeks went bright red and he was about to yell when he smiled devilishly. He walked over with the bag in his hand and gave it to Malik.
"Here, it has your name in it." Seto said smugly. There it was, in big black letters on the straps. Malik on one and Ishtar on the other. Everyone roared with laughter as Malik's cheeks turned a rosy hue, though through his dark tan it was hard to see. Seto just smirked and twirled the black marker on his fingers. Malik snatched the bag and shoved it into Mokuba's hand. It was Mokuba's after all. The class was still laughing as Seto and Mokuba left. Malik stood up; clutching what he thought was the Millennium rod that was in Dagger mode.
"DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH AT ME!!" he yelled. The entire class ducked under their desks, with the exception of Bakura, Marik, and the blonde girl. She just looked over at him and sighed.
"You. Idiot." She clipped. He had about three seconds to think she was insane before she held up the real millennium rod for all to see. Malik was holding a pointy pencil.
"How'd you get that?!" he demanded.
"Your friend here has a VERY bad gambling problem. He already lost his pants (O.O)." Malik lifted himself on the tips of his toes and saw that indeed the ex-tomb robber was pant less. He nearly fell over from the sheer embarrassment.
"For the Love of Ra Bakura have some decency!!!" Malik yelled. His buddy shrugged and grabbed the new hand of poker. All was still going well. That would soon be wiped out.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hotaru: I know, same ending threat as last time. But its true. Now let me see, what's the deal?
Baku-Kun: *dizzily* @.@ bat make big ouchies.
Hotaru: at least he's talking better.
Bakura: that's better?
Hotaru: would you prefer it if he cussed?
Bakura: yes.
Hotaru: really?
Bakura: yes, can I hit him with that bat again?
Hotaru: NO!!! Leave my damn muse alone until he messes up again! *huggles Muse*
Bakura: damn *leaves quietly*
Hotaru: thank you for offering.
Baku-Kun: *smiles* REVIEW!!!!!!