Interview with Ron Weasley. After 'goblet of fire'.

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Celebrin S: "Hello again and hi. Today I'm interviewing Mr. Roland Weasley."

Ron: "Um, just Ron is fine."

Celebrin S: "Ok Ron. All right, I'll get right to the questions. What do you think about Snape?"

Ron: "He's an ugly git. And the rest you probably don't want me to say."

Celebrin S: "Understandable. Now how many detentions do you think you've gotten since at Hogwarts?"

Ron: "I've gotten about three."

Celebrin S: "How many has Snape given you?"

Ron: "Only one actually. Now I have a question for you. Did you really interview Gilderoy Lockhart?"

Celebrin S: "Yes."

Ron starts laughing.

Ron: "I can't believe it!"

Celebrin S: "Please don't remind me."

Ron: "Why? What did he do?"

Celebrin S: "Let's see, he kept bragging about how he has done all this stuff. Then after all that he said something like 'and you can get my autograph in the living room' and every one went ballistic. Then on top of it all they ruin my house! I mean, as you can see we're not in a studio. This is my family room."

Ron *trying to stop laughing*: "So now you know what he's like. He just took the credit for other peoples things."

Celebrin S: "Yes. Will you please stop laughing at me?"

Ron: "Sorry. *starts to calm down, though you can still hear the occasional snort of laughter*"

Celebrin S: "Thank you. What was it like being dragged into the lake?"

Ron: "We weren't really dragged in. First, we got put under an enchanted sleep. I didn't really know what was happening till we were above the water."

Celebrin S: "Really?"

Ron: "Yep, It was weird falling a sleep in a bed then waking up in the lake."

Celebrin S: "I can imagine. Is it odd to have a different Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher every year?"

Ron: "It was weird at first, but now it's not as surprising as it was at first."

Celebrin S: "Especially since two have been working for He-who-must-not-be- named, one was a phony, and one was a werewolf."

Ron: "The first two were pretty bad but the last two were good. You know, Harry always calls him. you know. by his real name. *he shudders*"

Celebrin S: "Is it true he's that he's coming back? What are you doing about it?"

Ron: "Well, in answer to your first question, yes. And for your second question, I don't think I'm supposed to say anything about that."

Celebrin S: "That's ok. I understand. Did you enjoy the Triwizard Tournament?"

Ron: "Well, it would have been a little more enjoyable if Harry hadn't been in it."

Celebrin S: "Yes, that's right, you know Harry Potter. Do you know him a lot or have you just met him a couple of times?"

Ron: "Harry and I are good friends. Well, me, Harry and Hermione."

Celebrin S: "'Hermione?'"

Ron: "Granger. She's in Gryffindor too, the same year as Harry and me."

Celebrin S: "I see. What's it like to be the brother of Fred and George?"

Ron: "Well let's just say that there's never a dull moment. The last thing they made turned Percy into a frog. Can't say I wasn't happy because he could only croak. So we couldn't understand what he was saying, so he couldn't tell us off."

Celebrin S: "Hmm. What is your least favorite thing?"

Ron: "Spiders. *he shudders* Harry and I had to go into the Forbidden Forest in our second year and we ran into an Acromantula. *he shudders again*"

Celebrin S: "Yes, I hate them too. Not as much as you, but I don't like them. But my cat usually finds them. I think that's it. Thank you."

Ron: "Thanks. *walks out*"

Celebrin S: "That was much better than the last time."

A/N Thank you to Silverviolinist, Birdie, and Jess for reviewing!!!!! It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. *lol* And if you have any ideas of character to interview, let me know, I could do requests!