Interview with Sirius Black A couple of years after the 7th HP book

Celebrin S: "Hello! Today I am interviewing. Sirius Black! Welcome, Mr. Black!"

Sirius Black: "Hello. Thank you for having me."

Celebrin S: "So, Mr. Black-"

Sirius: "Sirius is fine."

Celebrin S: "Okay. So, Sirius, are you really an Animagus?"

Sirius: "Yes. I turn into a black dog. A very big black dog. At first, my Godson thought I was a Grim."

Celebrin S. *chuckles slightly*: "Sorry."

Sirius: "That's alright. *he grins* I thought it was amusing when he first told me too."

Celebrin S: "Would you turn into your Animagus form for us?"

Sirius: "Sure." *he turns into a big black dog, and then turns back with a soft pop.*

Celebrin S. *claps*: "Cool. So, I heard you were quite a prankster in your days at Hogwarts."

Sirius: "Yes, I was. Well, me James and Remus. Some of the things we did, I am sure the teachers are still recovering from."

Celebrin S: "Like what?"

Sirius: "In our fourth year, during the Halloween feast, when Professor Dumbledore stood up to begin the feast, we charmed all of the Slytherins to sing the Spam song."

Celebrin S. *gasping with laughter*: "No! The Spam song?!"

Sirius *also laughing*: "Yes. You should have seen it. And at the graduation ceremony, we made everyone dance jigs on the table. Professor McGonigal obviously knows more about dances then she lets on. You should have seen it!"

Celebrin S. *giggling*: "I wish I had. *turning Sirius (hehehe!)* Could you tell me about your job in the war against *gulps nervously* Voldemort?"

Sirius: "Of course. Well, I can tell you some of it, but the rest is classified. I was mainly used as a spy, as a means of communication, and fought subtlety, though when the war started, I fought more openly."

Celebrin S: "Tell me a little about your godson."

Sirius: "Harry? Hmm, he's hard to describe. He's a good kid, though he has seen much more then he should have at such a young age."

Celebrin S: "A lot of people did. Anyway-"

Sirius: "I have a question for you."

Celebrin S: "Ask."

Sirius: "Did you really interview Gilderoy Lockhart?"

*Celebrin puts her face in her hands, and mumbles something.*

Sirius: "What?"

Celebrin S. *looks up, and says irritably*: "Why does everyone ask me that? Yes, I did, and no, I will NEVER talk to him again."

*Sirius coughs to hide a laugh, and Celebrin glares at him*

Sirius: "Sorry."

Celebrin S: "I guess it's okay. Oh well, I've learned. Thank you for your time, Sirius. It was wonderful."

Sirius: "Thank you. It was fun." *he smiles, and leaves. All of the Sirius- lusters run after him, screaming his name*

Celebrin S: "No! Wait, stop! That couch is new! Not the china! Noooooooo! My mom is going to KILL me for this! *groan* I am NEVER going to have an audience AGAIN! *rights an overturned chair, and sits down wearily, sighing* Mom is going to have a FIT when she sees what they did to the couch."

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A/N: Sorry this is so late, but I was reeeeealy busy this week. I'll try to get the next interview up faster, but no guarantees. I might interview Draco next (he's rather popular, for a Slytherin ~_^), but I don't know what I would talk to him about.

Disclaimer: See author's bio. Oh, and the 'Spam' song is from Monty Python. It goes something like this: Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam.