Interview with Draco Malfoy
A couple of years after the 7th HP book
Celebrin: "Hi! Today I'm going to be interviewing Draco Malfoy, but he's not here yet, so we'll have to wait. (two hours later) Yep, he'll be here any minute. (five hours later) *snore* (someone knocks) *waking up* Huh? What? Oh, come in!"
Draco: "Hi. Sorry I'm late. You're Celebrin, right?"
Celebrin: "Yes I am. Have a seat, Mr. Malfoy."
Draco (sits): "Thank you. You can call me Draco. Again, sorry I'm late, I was held up in traffic. You know, I never knew Muggles had it so bad. Rush- hour traffic is HORRIBLE!"
Celebrin: "I didn't know you had a car."
Draco: "Yeah, I've had it for a couple of years now."
Celebrin: "I, um, thought you didn't like Muggle things."
Draco. "I love them! You know, Muggles really are quite clever."
Celebrin: O_O *speechless*
Draco: "What?"
Celebrin: "I just got the impression that you didn't like Muggles. You know, or anything like that."
Draco: Oh, that! Well, you know, I just do that because I'm supposed to be a bad-guy. It wouldn't be very bad-guyish of me to be interested in Muggles, considering one of the main heroes is Muggle-born. And I have to keep up that bad-guy act for the sake of the plot."
Celebrin: "Well then, there goes my list of questions! *throws something over shoulder* Okay, about Harry, is that.?"
Draco: "An act? Oh yes. Harry came over just last week for lunch, and we had a wonderful conversation about Quidditch."
Celebrin: *feints and falls off her chair*
Draco: "Um, Celebrin? Celebrin? Hello? *waves hand in front of her face*"
Celebrin: "Ugh. I just had the strangest dream. I was interviewing Draco Malfoy, and it turns out he drives a Muggle car, is friends with Harry Potter, whom he regularly invites over for lunch, and is not really a bad- guy, it's just an act. Oh, wait, never mind, you're still here."
Draco: "Are you alright?"
Celebrin (muttering): "Oh, yes. I've just nearly had a heart attack, and he's asking me if I'm alright. *to Draco* Yes. Just peachy. You?"
Draco (looking startled): "Er, Just fine. Do you want me to get you a doctor? I think you hit your head on the floor."
Celebrin: "No, really, I'm alright. I've seen enough doctors in the past two days to last me some time. *mutters* darn piano bench (I'll explain later)."
Draco: *looks at her warily*
Celebrin: "*sighs* No really, I'm alright. Sorry. I've just had a bit of a shock, that's all. Anyway, I don't really know what to ask you, as I was expecting that you would be king of stuck up and rude, and you're almost the exact opposite."
Draco: "Well, I'm glad that you don't find me rude and insulting, because I'm not."
Celebrin: "Ooh! I know! Were you aware that in this one picture of your father, he looks a little bit like the Elf Haldir from the Lord of the Rings movie?"
Draco: "No, I didn't."
Celebrin: "Well, he does, and it's kind of scary. *shudders*"
Draco (looks down at his watch): "I have to go, It's almost 7:00, and I told the Weasleys I would be at their house for dinner at around fifteen after. Bye!" *he leaves*
Celebrin: "Wait I'm not done asking you questions yet! Freeze, back up, rewind, did he just say he was going to the Weasleys for dinner?" *feints*
Disclaimer: See authors bio.
A/N: Hmm. This didn't turn out at all how I thought it would. Oh well, I hope you enjoyed it. I think it's kind of funny, doing Draco extremely opposite of how I think of him (I'm not a very big Draco fan). Oh, I was wondering if anyone knows how to change this to html, because I can't figure out how to do it on MS word 2002, and it's driving me nuts.
Okay, about the piano bench thing, well, the night before last, my younger brother was playing piano, and I picked him up, and the bench fell back onto my foot. At first we thought I had broken two of my toes, but I didn't (thank goodness!), I just really badly bruised them. Anyway, we figured this out after getting THREE x-rays, for which we had to go to a different doctors office for. And the TV broke, so I can't be properly "wounded" (I'm supposed to keep my foot propped up on pillows). I know you didn't need to hear that, *shrugs* oh well.
Thank yous go to: Hanna Abby, DClick, Molly W (you're welcome! Post the next chapter soon please!), and Avlyn (I really like your name).
A couple of years after the 7th HP book
Celebrin: "Hi! Today I'm going to be interviewing Draco Malfoy, but he's not here yet, so we'll have to wait. (two hours later) Yep, he'll be here any minute. (five hours later) *snore* (someone knocks) *waking up* Huh? What? Oh, come in!"
Draco: "Hi. Sorry I'm late. You're Celebrin, right?"
Celebrin: "Yes I am. Have a seat, Mr. Malfoy."
Draco (sits): "Thank you. You can call me Draco. Again, sorry I'm late, I was held up in traffic. You know, I never knew Muggles had it so bad. Rush- hour traffic is HORRIBLE!"
Celebrin: "I didn't know you had a car."
Draco: "Yeah, I've had it for a couple of years now."
Celebrin: "I, um, thought you didn't like Muggle things."
Draco. "I love them! You know, Muggles really are quite clever."
Celebrin: O_O *speechless*
Draco: "What?"
Celebrin: "I just got the impression that you didn't like Muggles. You know, or anything like that."
Draco: Oh, that! Well, you know, I just do that because I'm supposed to be a bad-guy. It wouldn't be very bad-guyish of me to be interested in Muggles, considering one of the main heroes is Muggle-born. And I have to keep up that bad-guy act for the sake of the plot."
Celebrin: "Well then, there goes my list of questions! *throws something over shoulder* Okay, about Harry, is that.?"
Draco: "An act? Oh yes. Harry came over just last week for lunch, and we had a wonderful conversation about Quidditch."
Celebrin: *feints and falls off her chair*
Draco: "Um, Celebrin? Celebrin? Hello? *waves hand in front of her face*"
Celebrin: "Ugh. I just had the strangest dream. I was interviewing Draco Malfoy, and it turns out he drives a Muggle car, is friends with Harry Potter, whom he regularly invites over for lunch, and is not really a bad- guy, it's just an act. Oh, wait, never mind, you're still here."
Draco: "Are you alright?"
Celebrin (muttering): "Oh, yes. I've just nearly had a heart attack, and he's asking me if I'm alright. *to Draco* Yes. Just peachy. You?"
Draco (looking startled): "Er, Just fine. Do you want me to get you a doctor? I think you hit your head on the floor."
Celebrin: "No, really, I'm alright. I've seen enough doctors in the past two days to last me some time. *mutters* darn piano bench (I'll explain later)."
Draco: *looks at her warily*
Celebrin: "*sighs* No really, I'm alright. Sorry. I've just had a bit of a shock, that's all. Anyway, I don't really know what to ask you, as I was expecting that you would be king of stuck up and rude, and you're almost the exact opposite."
Draco: "Well, I'm glad that you don't find me rude and insulting, because I'm not."
Celebrin: "Ooh! I know! Were you aware that in this one picture of your father, he looks a little bit like the Elf Haldir from the Lord of the Rings movie?"
Draco: "No, I didn't."
Celebrin: "Well, he does, and it's kind of scary. *shudders*"
Draco (looks down at his watch): "I have to go, It's almost 7:00, and I told the Weasleys I would be at their house for dinner at around fifteen after. Bye!" *he leaves*
Celebrin: "Wait I'm not done asking you questions yet! Freeze, back up, rewind, did he just say he was going to the Weasleys for dinner?" *feints*
Disclaimer: See authors bio.
A/N: Hmm. This didn't turn out at all how I thought it would. Oh well, I hope you enjoyed it. I think it's kind of funny, doing Draco extremely opposite of how I think of him (I'm not a very big Draco fan). Oh, I was wondering if anyone knows how to change this to html, because I can't figure out how to do it on MS word 2002, and it's driving me nuts.
Okay, about the piano bench thing, well, the night before last, my younger brother was playing piano, and I picked him up, and the bench fell back onto my foot. At first we thought I had broken two of my toes, but I didn't (thank goodness!), I just really badly bruised them. Anyway, we figured this out after getting THREE x-rays, for which we had to go to a different doctors office for. And the TV broke, so I can't be properly "wounded" (I'm supposed to keep my foot propped up on pillows). I know you didn't need to hear that, *shrugs* oh well.
Thank yous go to: Hanna Abby, DClick, Molly W (you're welcome! Post the next chapter soon please!), and Avlyn (I really like your name).