Interview with Dudley Dursley.
During Chamber of Secrets.
Celebrin: "Hello. First of all, I would like to present my most sincere regrets to the family of Richard Harris. I am very sorry that he has died, and will miss him dearly in his role of Dumbledore. *bows head in respect* Now, onto the story. Today I am interviewing Dudley Dursley, or Dudders, as he is known." *snigger*
Dudley: "Only my mumsie can call me that."
Celebrin *choking with laughter*: "Okay then, Dudley. My first question is; what is it like to live with one of the most powerful wizards in the world?"
Color drains out of Dudleys' face.
Dudley: "H-he's the m-most p-p-powerful wizard? *in a high, unnatural voice that cracks at the end:* In the W-W-W-WORLD?"
Celebrin *grinning wickedly*: "Oh yes. Didn't you know? He doesn't even need a wand to do magic"
Dudley: "Doesn't even. need a. wand?" *he feints*
Celebrin giggles uncontrollably for a few minutes, until she kneels next to Dudley, grabs a glass of water, and throws it onto the large figure on the carpet.
Spluttering, Dudley sits up. "Mumsie? Where am I?"
Celebrin *through her giggles*: "Your Mumsie isn't here, Dudders. She's at home. You're at my house, and I am interviewing you."
Dudley scoots back: "Y-you're the insane person who told me that Harry is the most powerful wizard in the universe!"
Celebrin: "Well, I didn't say it in those words, but I suppose."
Dudley: "I say you're nutters! *scoots back farther* Harry c-can't be. He's just, just Harry! He's not important!"
Celebrin: "Actually, he has survived his last four encounters with Lord Voldemort. And I'm NOT nutters."
Dudley: "I say you ARE nutters."
Celebrin: "Riiiiight." *rolls eyes, then starts to laugh manically*
Dudleys' eyes widen, and he leaps up (a hard feat for someone so large around the middle) and runs as fast as he can towards the door.
Dudley: "Mumsie! She's nutters, nutters I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!"
Celebrin: "Well, that went rather well, if I do say so myself. I do so love to mess with peoples' minds!" *grins*
Disclaimer: See authors' bio, if you really care.
A/N: Sorry this took such a long time to post, but RL is killing me. I barely remembered Halloween, and my brothers' birthday I almost forgot all together! Oops. Next is a really insane interview with a Flobberworm. Don't ask, you don't want to know.
Celebrin: "Hello. First of all, I would like to present my most sincere regrets to the family of Richard Harris. I am very sorry that he has died, and will miss him dearly in his role of Dumbledore. *bows head in respect* Now, onto the story. Today I am interviewing Dudley Dursley, or Dudders, as he is known." *snigger*
Dudley: "Only my mumsie can call me that."
Celebrin *choking with laughter*: "Okay then, Dudley. My first question is; what is it like to live with one of the most powerful wizards in the world?"
Color drains out of Dudleys' face.
Dudley: "H-he's the m-most p-p-powerful wizard? *in a high, unnatural voice that cracks at the end:* In the W-W-W-WORLD?"
Celebrin *grinning wickedly*: "Oh yes. Didn't you know? He doesn't even need a wand to do magic"
Dudley: "Doesn't even. need a. wand?" *he feints*
Celebrin giggles uncontrollably for a few minutes, until she kneels next to Dudley, grabs a glass of water, and throws it onto the large figure on the carpet.
Spluttering, Dudley sits up. "Mumsie? Where am I?"
Celebrin *through her giggles*: "Your Mumsie isn't here, Dudders. She's at home. You're at my house, and I am interviewing you."
Dudley scoots back: "Y-you're the insane person who told me that Harry is the most powerful wizard in the universe!"
Celebrin: "Well, I didn't say it in those words, but I suppose."
Dudley: "I say you're nutters! *scoots back farther* Harry c-can't be. He's just, just Harry! He's not important!"
Celebrin: "Actually, he has survived his last four encounters with Lord Voldemort. And I'm NOT nutters."
Dudley: "I say you ARE nutters."
Celebrin: "Riiiiight." *rolls eyes, then starts to laugh manically*
Dudleys' eyes widen, and he leaps up (a hard feat for someone so large around the middle) and runs as fast as he can towards the door.
Dudley: "Mumsie! She's nutters, nutters I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!"
Celebrin: "Well, that went rather well, if I do say so myself. I do so love to mess with peoples' minds!" *grins*
Disclaimer: See authors' bio, if you really care.
A/N: Sorry this took such a long time to post, but RL is killing me. I barely remembered Halloween, and my brothers' birthday I almost forgot all together! Oops. Next is a really insane interview with a Flobberworm. Don't ask, you don't want to know.