Interview With Mr. Flobberworm
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Celebrin: "Hi! I'm here with my friend Mirolea, and today we're interviewing a Flobberworm. So, how are you Mr. Flobberworm?"
Flobberworm: *sits there*
Mirolea: "Uhm. Mr. Flobberworm, we were wondering: what exactly does a Flobberworm do when he's not being used for a Care of Magical Creatures class?"
Flobberworm: *sits there*
Celebrin: "Um, Mr. Flobberworm? Hello? He's not moving. Do you think he's dead?"
Mirolea: "I don't know."
Celebrin: "Well, do something."
Mirolea: "No, you do something."
Celebrin: "It's my house, and you have to do what I say." *sticks out tongue*
Mirolea: *sticks out tongue back, and reaches over with trusty author pen and pokes Flobberworm gingerly*
Flobberworm: *falls out of tiny Flobberworm-sized armchair*
Mirolea: "OH GOD I KILLED IT!!!!! *starts babbling on and on about how this happened with Mr. Toodles last week*
Celebrin: "Mirolea, I think it was already dead. Remember? Maybe we shouldn't have given it the coffee. *takes out book on Flobberworms, called 'The Flobberworm: What to do when you have one'* Yep, right here it says: 'Not under any circumstance are you to feed Flobberworms coffee.' Well, there's our problem." *snaps book shut*
Door: *knock knock*
Mirolea: I'll get it. *goes over to door and opens it*
Hagrid *bursts in*: "Ye killed it! The poor li'l Flobberworm."
Celebrin *stuffing Flobberworm under her chair*: "*innocently* What Flobberworm?"
Hagrid: "The flobberworm I lent ye! And 'e was just a baby." *starts sobbing*
Celebrin: "No, we, erm, sent him home an hour ago."
Mirolea: *slips out and is seen running towards a store called Magical Pets*
5 minutes pass while Celebrin makes excuses for the flobberworm.
Mirolea: *bursts into door* Here! I found him! He just, uhm, erm, had a cold and I took him to get some cough drops!
Hagrid: *looks suspicious, but takes Flobberworm and leaves*
Celebrin: "Whew! Glad that's over."
Disclaimer: See authors bio.
A/N: Sorry, this was pure insanity, and I didn't even plan on posting it, but my friend wanted to, *shrug* so I did. And we hadn't even had anything really sugary. Just those two TEENY TINY chocolate chip cookies. *looks around at everyone who is glairing accusingly* What? That's all we had! Honest! Hmm, I think I'll interview Remus next. Or perhaps Dudley. We'll just have to wait and see!
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Celebrin: "Hi! I'm here with my friend Mirolea, and today we're interviewing a Flobberworm. So, how are you Mr. Flobberworm?"
Flobberworm: *sits there*
Mirolea: "Uhm. Mr. Flobberworm, we were wondering: what exactly does a Flobberworm do when he's not being used for a Care of Magical Creatures class?"
Flobberworm: *sits there*
Celebrin: "Um, Mr. Flobberworm? Hello? He's not moving. Do you think he's dead?"
Mirolea: "I don't know."
Celebrin: "Well, do something."
Mirolea: "No, you do something."
Celebrin: "It's my house, and you have to do what I say." *sticks out tongue*
Mirolea: *sticks out tongue back, and reaches over with trusty author pen and pokes Flobberworm gingerly*
Flobberworm: *falls out of tiny Flobberworm-sized armchair*
Mirolea: "OH GOD I KILLED IT!!!!! *starts babbling on and on about how this happened with Mr. Toodles last week*
Celebrin: "Mirolea, I think it was already dead. Remember? Maybe we shouldn't have given it the coffee. *takes out book on Flobberworms, called 'The Flobberworm: What to do when you have one'* Yep, right here it says: 'Not under any circumstance are you to feed Flobberworms coffee.' Well, there's our problem." *snaps book shut*
Door: *knock knock*
Mirolea: I'll get it. *goes over to door and opens it*
Hagrid *bursts in*: "Ye killed it! The poor li'l Flobberworm."
Celebrin *stuffing Flobberworm under her chair*: "*innocently* What Flobberworm?"
Hagrid: "The flobberworm I lent ye! And 'e was just a baby." *starts sobbing*
Celebrin: "No, we, erm, sent him home an hour ago."
Mirolea: *slips out and is seen running towards a store called Magical Pets*
5 minutes pass while Celebrin makes excuses for the flobberworm.
Mirolea: *bursts into door* Here! I found him! He just, uhm, erm, had a cold and I took him to get some cough drops!
Hagrid: *looks suspicious, but takes Flobberworm and leaves*
Celebrin: "Whew! Glad that's over."
Disclaimer: See authors bio.
A/N: Sorry, this was pure insanity, and I didn't even plan on posting it, but my friend wanted to, *shrug* so I did. And we hadn't even had anything really sugary. Just those two TEENY TINY chocolate chip cookies. *looks around at everyone who is glairing accusingly* What? That's all we had! Honest! Hmm, I think I'll interview Remus next. Or perhaps Dudley. We'll just have to wait and see!
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