Interview with Professor Snape
Any time at all.
Celebrin: "Well, today I have invited the Potions master of Hogwarts, Professor Severus Snape."
Snape: "Hello."
Celebrin: "Now, before we start, I want to ask you something. You are not really nice, are you?"
Snape: "What are you talking about?"
Celebrin: "I mean, you're not going to tell me that you have been nasty to Harry for seven years for the sake of the plot, are you?"
Snape: "Of course not. And I am not nasty to Potter, I am just not showing favoritism."
Celebrin: "So that's what you call it. Professor, I have been wondering, why do you want the post of Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher?"
Snape *thinks about it for a minute*: "Hmm. I don't really remember. I have wanted it so long, I just forgot."
Celebrin: "Oh. I guess that works. There has been some speculation that you might be a vampire. Is this true?"
Snape: "It most certainly is not! Though I might have been a Werewolf if Black's prank had worked. *mutters* Idiot."
Celebrin *warningly*: "Watch out Professor, Sirius Black fans read this, and I don't think they would appreciate you insulting their favorite character. Or at least a character they like."
Snape *snorts*: "I do not think that any Sirius Black fans would poses the intelligence to-"
Celebrin *stand up*: "Watch it. I happen to be a fan of Sirius Black. Actually, I'm a fan of everybody. Well, mostly. Everyone except you, because you're so horrible to everyone- *covers mouth* What am I doing?! Snape fans read this too! Ahh! I must be out of my mind!"
Snape: "And I am not horrible."
Celebrin *sits down again*: "Then what do you call it?"
Snape: "..."
Celebrin: "Ha! I thought so! Can't even come up with a good excuse!"
Snape *stands up, knocking the chair over*: "Why you-"
Celebrin *draws sword, then freezes*: "Eep! What have I done! I've threatened a Cannon Character! No, wait! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I promise I'll never break the rules aga- *disappears with a soft pop*"
Snape *shrugs*: "That's been happening a lot lately. They go and threaten a Cannon Character, and the next thing you know, they've gone and disappeared. I tell you, you'd think they'd learn. *shakes head* That's the third time this week. Oh well, at least there has been a decrease in Fanfiction writing."
*Snape walks off*
Disclaimer: See author's bio.
A/N: Well, here if professor Snape. I need help if you want me to interview Hermione or the Weasley twins! Okay, shameless plug time, if you get the opportunity to, please R&R my story Dark Magic.
Thank yous go to: Alec6427 (the ONLY person who reviewed) Thank you!
Don't forget to review!
Any time at all.
Celebrin: "Well, today I have invited the Potions master of Hogwarts, Professor Severus Snape."
Snape: "Hello."
Celebrin: "Now, before we start, I want to ask you something. You are not really nice, are you?"
Snape: "What are you talking about?"
Celebrin: "I mean, you're not going to tell me that you have been nasty to Harry for seven years for the sake of the plot, are you?"
Snape: "Of course not. And I am not nasty to Potter, I am just not showing favoritism."
Celebrin: "So that's what you call it. Professor, I have been wondering, why do you want the post of Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher?"
Snape *thinks about it for a minute*: "Hmm. I don't really remember. I have wanted it so long, I just forgot."
Celebrin: "Oh. I guess that works. There has been some speculation that you might be a vampire. Is this true?"
Snape: "It most certainly is not! Though I might have been a Werewolf if Black's prank had worked. *mutters* Idiot."
Celebrin *warningly*: "Watch out Professor, Sirius Black fans read this, and I don't think they would appreciate you insulting their favorite character. Or at least a character they like."
Snape *snorts*: "I do not think that any Sirius Black fans would poses the intelligence to-"
Celebrin *stand up*: "Watch it. I happen to be a fan of Sirius Black. Actually, I'm a fan of everybody. Well, mostly. Everyone except you, because you're so horrible to everyone- *covers mouth* What am I doing?! Snape fans read this too! Ahh! I must be out of my mind!"
Snape: "And I am not horrible."
Celebrin *sits down again*: "Then what do you call it?"
Snape: "..."
Celebrin: "Ha! I thought so! Can't even come up with a good excuse!"
Snape *stands up, knocking the chair over*: "Why you-"
Celebrin *draws sword, then freezes*: "Eep! What have I done! I've threatened a Cannon Character! No, wait! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I promise I'll never break the rules aga- *disappears with a soft pop*"
Snape *shrugs*: "That's been happening a lot lately. They go and threaten a Cannon Character, and the next thing you know, they've gone and disappeared. I tell you, you'd think they'd learn. *shakes head* That's the third time this week. Oh well, at least there has been a decrease in Fanfiction writing."
*Snape walks off*
Disclaimer: See author's bio.
A/N: Well, here if professor Snape. I need help if you want me to interview Hermione or the Weasley twins! Okay, shameless plug time, if you get the opportunity to, please R&R my story Dark Magic.
Thank yous go to: Alec6427 (the ONLY person who reviewed) Thank you!
Don't forget to review!