The Westside Story
Yu-Gi-Oh version
Chapter 1: The Attack!
One happy sunny day in the city of Domino. The towns people joyfully travel in their horse carriages. They contentedly talk and enter the most popular spot of them all. The Monster Saloon, in there people drink, eat, and play what's known as duel monsters. In one corner lies two very familiar characters.
"Hey mop head... got any Dark Magicians?" a brunette, known as Kaiba, richest man in the west, snarls. A blond hair boy, known as Joey, the terrible duelist, looks at his hand. Which is swarming with Dark Magician cards. Giving a sly smirk he replies,
"Go Kuriboh." A female blonde walks around the labyrinth of tables. Placing peoples' plates of food in front of them.
"All right! Who ordered the poopoo platter?!" she yells clear across the room. She goes by the name of Mai, the saloon waitress. All the men lift their heads up till they tackle Mai as she drops the plate of slop in the trash. (how unusual?) Pegasus, the bartender, polishes a mug ready to hold in more alcoholic substances. He nods his head tossing it over his shoulder. It crashes into the other fancy glasses as it destroys all the glass mugs on the shelves. Little Ryou Bakura, excellent singer and musician, plays a cute tune on the piano. This song helps many terrible souls brighten up.
In the doctor/dentist/barber's office, a man screams loudly. The screams are heard clear across the nation... so far that even the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh hears it.
"HEY! YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR!" a guy complains looking at himself in a mirror.
"OH SHUT YOUR POT HOLE! YOU CRACKPOT! I'm not a barber...oh wait yah I am..." Yami Bakura, the barber, the dentist, and the doctor, snickers. Back in the saloon, the people continue to enjoy their lives till the doors slam open. The room falls silent. All the women's eyes expand, and they all soon faint or die. This is because the most famous protector of the town has just entered. He is the best person of them all, Sheriff Yami. With his loyal deputy Yugi. The hero cliqué music begins to play in the background. This causes Ryou to lose track with his playing.
"HEY! Stop that! Can't you see I'm trying to play an old fashion tune! EVEN THOUGH I HATE WESTERN STYLE MUSIC!" the sliver headed teen snarls folding his puny arms across his chest.
"Oh my goodness..." Téa, the dancer, looks at Yami's body, till she croaks and falls off the piano. The song ends with a record player screech, and everyone stays silent. Yami lifts his cowboy hat, giving off his famous trademark smirk. Walking by the tables as the women stare at him and melt with love. The people then go about their business as Yugi and Yami walk up to the counter.
"What would it be?" Pegasus questions polishing another mug.
"The usual..." Yami replies with his back against the counter. Yugi hops on a stool next to the sheriff paying Pegasus a nickel.
"Ah the White Dragon wine." Pegasus says soothingly filling up two mugs.
"Yes the finest in the land." Yami agrees. He slightly grasps onto his belts buckle. The white headed person places the mugs next to the two as he goes on with the next customer.
"Mmmmmm...yummy as usual." Yugi adds in, taking a sip. Everyone chats and plays freely as little Ryou Bakura plays his music. Téa gets back up to her feet leaning against the piano. Mai pushes the men aside dashing behind the counter. Tossing as many wines as possibly for them to stop bothering her. The room fills loudly with noise and music as the sheriff and deputy tag along with the noise.
"Nothing like a cold wine on a nice sunny day huh, Yugi?" Yami states taking a sip.
"Yup... nothing can happen on a day like this." Yugi nods in agreement mimicking Yami. But he was wrong. A gunshot is heard outside. Then a few more, and everyone gasps looking at the door. Yami and Yugi jerk up standing up to their feet. Suddenly, the doors slam open, and Weevil wobbles in. Everyone squeals as the idiot falls on the floor holding his chest tightly.
"The g-gang... here... Ban-ban-ban... *cough GASP*" Eventually the bug idiot falls over on the floor. Never to see the light of day again.
"Oh no not on the floor!" Pegasus resumes his stupid lecture, "I just had it polished!" Yami runs up to Weevil kneeling over to him. He looks at him shaking his head.
"He's gone..."
"OH NO! Now the population has gone down by one point!" Yugi continues, "Instead of 49,562 as the population number! It's now 49,561! *sigh* And 49,562 was my favorite number." Everyone sighs along with Deputy Yugi shaking their heads in displeasure. Mai pauses as she stops throwing the bottles.
"Woo wee... saved by the dead man's scream."
"They're causing more trouble than last year..." Yami growls rushing out of the saloon placing his hat on. Téa, Joey, Tristan, Mai, Ryou Bakura, Pegasus, Kaiba, and some other people follow the sheriff. Mokuba is found crying in the middle of the road. A horse sniffs him and starts to chew on his hair.
"WAHHH! Big brother!"
"MOKUBA!" Kaiba yells from the back of the crowd. He charges through kicking and shoving people away from the scene. He kneels next to his younger sibling gently pushing the horse aside. Mokuba sniffles wiping his tears with an over turned sleeve.
"Seto, they broke my new Blue Eyes White Dragon toy." The black headed boy whines hugging his older brother.
"*GASP* Who would do such a thing!" Téa hisses clutching her fists into a tight ball.
"Repulsive!" Tristan adds.
"Disgraceful!" Joey joins in.
"HORRID!" Ryou Bakura agrees.
"It's just wood." Yami Bakura retorts rolling his brown eyes. Tristan smacks him to oblivion with a frying pan.
"Only one person could do this and that would be..." Yami resumes in a serious tone of voice, "Bandit Keith." Everyone shrieks glaring at on another.
"Bandit Keith!" OH NO ANYTHING BUT BANDIT KEITH! OH THE HORROR! OH THE HUMANITY! OH THE MISFORTUNE!!!" Serenity blinks scratching her cheek with a giggle. "Not to be stupid but... who's Bandit Keith?"
"He's the most sinister man alive!" Kaiba replies cradling Mokuba in his arms.
"He breaks little boys and girls' toys!" Tristan snorts trying his best to repair the broken toy.
"He also kills people..." Isis cocks an eyebrow looking at Weevil's bloody corpse.
"He robbed my horse!" Ryou Bakura scowls folding his arms in irritation.
"He robbed my jewelry!" Mai sneers forming a fist ready to kill.
"THOSE ROOTIN' TOOTIN' VARMINTS STOLE MY 7 SHOOTER SHOT GUN!" Yami Bakura roars stomping his foot on the ground. Everyone stares at him with odd looks on their faces. "Oh wait that wasn't invented... yet."
"He poisoned our waters! Burned our crops! And brought a plague unto our town!" Malik hollers over the crowd.
"He did?" the city people question in perplexity.
"Heh... not quite." Malik chuckles before resuming his speech. "But are we just going to stand here and wait till he does!?"
"NO! " the townspeople bellow.
"Look there they are!" Yugi hops up pointing in the distance. Bandit Keith stands at the other side of the road with his evilness. His other groupies stand behind him on horseback. The people freak out zipping indoors. Peeking through whatever hiding spot they've got. The road is now left alone with only Sheriff Yami and Deputy Yugi. A tumbleweed rolls by smacking Yugi on the side of his head.
"Go and get'em boss!" a huge built man with spiky dark blue hair barks, atop from his horse.
"Yah! Show'em whose boss!" a slightly smaller guy with pinkish-red hair agrees.
"Um... what Zigor and Cid said." A tiny adorable boy with spiny light blue hair, named Bones, shrugs with a grin. Bandit Keith gives a thumbs up staring back at the sheriff.
"So we meet again Yami." The evil blond laughs sinisterly, clutching his fingers near his deadly; very violent guns. Yami gives his famous sneer grabbing the handles of his pistols. Yugi shivers hiding behind Yami.
"This town aien't big enough for the two of US!" the sheriff calls out, spinning his two guns on his delicate fingertips. He seizes the revoulvers quickly and shoots up towards the sky as a warning. Yugi shrieks hiding under a horse manager. Ryou Bakura steps in the scene saying,
"Well actually it kind of is bigger than you two. Besides the fact that this town is twenty-five acres. And you're only an inch compared to it. Now let's talk about improper gram-" the innocent boy gets cut off as a cane reaches out, and pulls him away. Bandit Keith hisses stepping forward with a clang from the spurs of his boots. Yami steps closer too. Tossing his blond hair strands back. They both walk slowly towards each other as everyone watch in disorientation. Yugi bites his nails uncontrollably from under the manger. Rex Raptor shivers as he hides in a barrel. Joey whimpers leaping into the piano with Ryou Bakura and some other dorks. Malik and Yami Bakura quiver with fear as they hide in the chimney. Yami and Keith finally reach each other about 5 feet apart. They glare at each other waggling their fingers near their guns. Keith snarls viscously, as Yami just gives a small scowl. They both turn their backs on each other reaching for their guns. Mai and Téa faint from the sight. Isis gasps covering her mouth. Pegasus squeaks covering his head with a pale. Mokuba hugs Kaiba, as the brunette comforts him.
"I bet ya two cheesy puffs Yami won't make it." Malik snickers greedily.
"You're on." Yami Bakura agrees clawing the wooden wall.
Immediately they both spin around. Bandit Keith with his guns ready to shoot. But he pauses as Yami is unarmed.
"Hey I met this magician and he did this thing with a cloth and..." Yami continues to tell his unusual story.
"Huh!?" the American blond lifts an eyebrow scratching his head in stupidity.
"Well forget that... and he said... if you believe in yourself." Yami stalks near Keith's side. The man pauses and chokes banging his chest. "And with a tiny pitch of magic." The sheriff snickers as the dumb butt chokes gradually falling to the ground. "All your dreams will come TRUE." Bandit Keith finally dies on the floor as saliva trickles from the side of his mouth.
"BOSS!" Bones squeals running towards him. "Boss are you alright?"
"Sheez, and I thought I was the master of torture. But that... was just NOT FAIR!"
"Not fair huh? Want me to talk about the pink bunny?" Yami smirks twisting his hat to one side.
"OH-NO!" Zigor and Cid yell as their eyes bulge out of their sockets. (seen in the cartoons).
"Funny Bunny?" Pegasus squeals in excitement.
"MEN RETREAT!" Keith screams running over to his steed. The people peek out from their hiding places.
"Hey let's get them!" Téa orders holding an apple in her hands. Everyone agrees taking pots, pans, fruit, chairs, mugs, and tables, and even utensils tossing them at the gang. The Zombie gang gallop away on their stallions far off into the desert. Keith turns around yelling.
"I'll get you back, Yami! If it's the last thing I do!" the gang drifts off with no trace of existence in the town. The townspeople cheer jumping around like idiotic jackrabbits.
"WOOOHOOO! YAH! Who's the bad boy now!?" Yugi exclaims, "Kiss my BUTT Kanit BEEF!" He slaps his little hiney in the direction where the gang left.
"Beef where?!!!" Yami Bakura looks at his surroundings, sniffing for the food item.
"Well I guess Yami survived..." Malik acknowledges tip toeing away. Yami Bakura blinks as he grabs the male snarling in his face.
"Oh that reminds me. You owe me a couple of cheesy puffs."
"Oh spit..."
"Do you think they'll come back?" Mokuba asks, hugging his wooden dragon. (Which Tristan has repaired).
"Oh they won't be back for a long time." Yami kneels over to the boy stroking his hair.
Seasons pass since that day. First it was spring, then summer. Then going all the way to winter. Due to the earth's axis it eventually goes back to fall. Skipping spring and going straight to summer. But it comes to winter once again, and we move on to Chapter 2.