Chapter 3:The Beginning of the End
Sheriff Yami and Deputy Yugi have many meetings with their army of buttheads. They talk and argue on what they should do about the town.
"I say we sneak up on their secret hideout! Capture them in a bag! THEN WE EAT THEM!" Yami Bakura snarls viciously licking his chomps. Everyone stares at him with odd looks.
"Moving on." Isis smiles nervously scooting far away from the beast.
"Here's a better plan... we sneak up on his hideout capture them... and we feed them to 'him.'" Yugi slams his fist on the table, hurting himself in the process. The idiots stare at the little one scratching their heads perplexed.
"Uh... so that's the plan huh?" Kaiba questions picking his ear. Sheriff Yami sits up and walks up to the window.
"All we can do is confront him." The group stare at the sheriff, and blink a couple of times.
"Uh... no offense sheriff but how are we gonna find Bandit Keith?" Joey continues, "In a HUGE DESERT LIKE THIS!"
"We just do..." Mai whispers in the blond hair boy's ear. Tristan agrees by nodding his head.
"Well it doesn't matter! He already did poison our waters, burned our crops, and brought a plague unto our town!" Malik snorts.
"Yah... I don't care what you comrades think, but I'm going to go hunt me some zombies." Yami Bakura growls menacingly walking out of the office, with his friend Malik close at his side. Everyone watch the two handsome men leave the room. They turn to face one another in confusion.
"Can't we do what they said?" Tristan blinks.
"Maybe..." Isis adds in tossing her black hair back.
"Then lets go all ready!" Deputy Yugi hops in the air in excitement.
The team loads their guns and places their strongest weapons on their waist belts. Hopping on their horses waiting for the signal.
"Let's finish this Bandit Keith!" Yami snarls rearing his horse up. The gang cheers in glee as they dash off down the desert. The towns people clap their hands watching them disappear in the hot savanna. Ryou Bakura rubs his chin interested.
"Hmm... interesting..." the British boy says to himself looking at his boots.
"What's wrong Bakura?" Téa asks looking at Bakura.
"Its interesting that how my shoes get all dusty." Ryou blinks before shrugging innocently, "Oh yes I almost forgot we're in the west." Téa sighs as a white puff pops out of her mouth.
The heroic idiots move bovine-like across the desert. It past many days and they still haven't found their destination. They grow tired and weak from the hot sun. They have decided to eat Kaiba's horse to keep them at ease. As time goes by they eat more of the horses they brang. They move on eventually it passed a week and still no sign of the Zombie gang. So they ate all their horses during that time, and preserved the rest of the meat.
"*Cough, cough* SAVE YOURSELF TRISTAN!" Joey wheezes for breath wobbling down the dirt. Tristan ignores Joey trotting along. "I said save yourself Tristan! Leave me here to DIE!" The blond chokes and falls over dead.
"Joey... get up." Tristan snorts kicking the boy lightly. He keeps kicking him but Joey won't wake up. Isis then shows up pouring some water on the boy's face. Joey jerks up relieved.
"There that ought ta keep him alive." The female says tossing her water pouch aside.
"Gosh this is harder than I thought..." Deputy Yugi sighs fanning himself with a hand.
"I HATE THE HEAT!!!!!!" Yami Bakura roars kicking the dirt.
"Oh shut-up get used it..." Malik growls as he wipes the sweat off his body.
"My makeup it's fading off." Mai whines looking at herself in the mirror.
"Well that's your fault for putting it on in the first place tuts." Kaiba smirks snickering a bit. Mai snarls kicking the rich man, in the nuts. Sheriff Yami wipes the sweat off his forehead with a sleeve impressively and sexy. Ignoring any weird moments from his crew. The pack of fools still walk on till another boring and hot day passes on. Another day passes and they deciding to eat the most annoying idiot. Since Mai was chosen they slaughtered her, and ate her. They were strong still after they ate her,
"Yeah..." all the team members call out bored. Obviously, Yami Bakura enjoyed eating fresh human meat.
"I CRAVE MORE!" the vicious male roared over the crowd. The fools were so frightened they knocked him unconscious. Finally they reach some high mountain cliffs clear across the desert.
"ARE WE THERE YET!? ARE WE THERE YET!? ARE WE THERE YET!?" Deputy Yugi keeps calling out till Isis covers his mouth.
"Yugi do you want these mountains to crash on our faces and kill us. Finding no trace of the Zombie gang! AND SURELY IT'LL BE THE END OF THE WORLD!" Isis answers loudly till her little brother Malik punches her.
"Hah... and you said I had a big, capacious, elephantine, gargantuan, prodigious, stupendous, voluminous, whopping mouth." The boy pauses giving a cute smile, "I just love use lots and lots of bountiful words."
"Shut up with the big words stupid..." Joey snorts bumping past the Egyptian male. Dragging the knocked out Yami Bakura in the process.
"Why how dare YOU! You're just jealous cause I read the entire thesaurus! And I memorized it TOO!" Malik snaps back enraged.
"Guys just concentrate on the road not about yourselves." Sheriff Yami shakes his head displeased.
"Yah you heard the sheriff! NOW LET'S MOVE!" Deputy Yugi hops up excitedly.
"Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Tristan covers the little deputy's mouth.
"Oh sorry..." the little one whispers oh so quietly. Kaiba snobbishly pushes through the crew walking way in the front.
"Shit yo! I mean it makes no darn sense we been out here for at least a week and 2 days." The brunette continues, "I mean DAMMIT! We should at least find some evidence that they were here?!" The savage Kaiba snarls folding his arms irritated.
"Um... Kaiba I think you already found evidence..." Isis points out blinking in astonishment. Kaiba cocks an eyebrow looking over his shoulder. He blinks finding a large bulletin board pasted on the mountain. Which reads:
Zombie Gang is Here
Everyone stare at the board perplexed. Yami Bakura awakens from his coma rubbing his head. He looks at everyone till he growls.
"WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT!?" The sliver headed male snarls giving crocodile like grunts. Tristan grabs a cement brick smacking Yami Bakura on the head. The man-eater falls over once again dead.
"Shall we?" Joey questions reaching for the door. Yami nods in agreement giving him a thumbs up. They enter the dark shadowy entrance to the hideout. Deputy Yugi shivers holding his hat tightly. They step down a long way through rocky stairs of eerieness. They walk and walk and walk and walk till they hear noises. Laughing and hollering down at the bottom of the stairway. The gang freezes and stands in place. Sheriff Yami steps forward taking a peek. The Zombie gang was down at the bottom laughing and getting high. At least 40 thieves were down there including Bandit Keith. Yami motions his army to come closer, and they obey. They sneak on in without being noticed and hide behind a couple of tables. Bandit Keith counts money along side his groupies Cid, Zigor, and Bones.
"Hah Hah Hah! This was almost too easy for me!" Keith laughs out loud. All of the people laugh along with him except for small little Bones.
"Uh... boss don't you think that was a little too... too... harsh?" the young boy questions the tall bulky man.
"Too harsh... TOO HARSH!" Bandit Keith yells in the small boy's face, "It was just plain ol' fun!" Bones sighs as he backs away from the crowd.
"Why that over grown sneeze ball. How dare he be so mean to that little kid." Joey snarls grinding his teeth.
"Come sheriff think of a plan so I can eat these pork-chops all ready." Yami Bakura hisses.
"Forget a plan let's just attack." Isis blurts out softly among everyone. The Zombie gang here the dorks and look behind the tables.
"Well well well look what we've got here." Bandit Keith snickers evilly.
"Bad day..." Deputy Yugi gulps hiding behind Yami and Tristan.
"Oh you think you so bad huh?!" Malik growls leaping out at Bandit Keith. The male tackles the man killing him half to death. The others join in for the battle. They fight and fight with knives guns and even their bare hands. Bullets fly everywhere striking any thing it targets. Mai, who miraculously has revived, enters the room with a whip.
"Hey people!" she calls out among the quarreling sides. Everybody freezes in their battle poses staring at the blonde female.
"HEY! I thought I ate your head!" Yami Bakura hollers clear across the room while he strangles Cid.
"It matters not. Let us finish this fight!" Yami orders holding his gun in his hand. They continue to fight as Mai then joins in the battle. Tristan and Joey make a good battle as they punch down on some people with their fists. Mai uses her whip to strike at any attackers. Kaiba and Isis use some karate moves killing some thieves. While Malik and Yami Bakura uses guns, knives, and even their ferocious bite attacks to attack. Deputy Yugi trips as many people as possible, as Yami does some of those clique action hero moves.
"Fight hard people this battle will end soon!" Yami calls out kicking a few people aside.
"Oh this battle is about to end right now sheriff!" Bandit Keith laughs insane like pointing his gun right at Yami's heart. The man shoots and the bullet soars through the air in full speed. Deputy Yugi screams 'NO' loudly, as everyone watch in horror. Bones gasps as he jumps on Bandit Keith and punches him to death. Yami Bakura watches pleased at the attack. Mai and Isis cover their mouths with eyes widend. Joey and Tristan snarl and help Bones tackle Bandit Keith.
But of course the bullet did hit Yami, but it didn't kill him. (Of course the hero never dies he just gets a serious booboo.)
Bandit Keith eventually lost and was hung at the execution site. While the others were captured and sent to jail. Back at the city of Domino, which is rebuilt, Téa comforts the sheriff's wound.
"I'm surprised you survived that one, Sheriff Yami." The brown headed female smiles wrapping bandages around Yami's chest.
"Yah, well all that matters is that Domino is now safe." The handsome male smirks as Téa resumes her work. Deputy Yugi, Yami Bakura, and Malik throw the evil losers into jail and throw away the key. (Or at least Yami Bakura ate it).
"Hah you thought you got away with it huh you losers!" Yugi yells joyfully at the idiots.
"I guess now we let 'him' do all the work huh?" Malik smirks tucking his hands in his pockets.
"Yup dee doo. Oh Dark Malik." Yugi calls as a shadow walks into the room. The thieves shiver as Yugi and the other two leave the jail room. The bad people holler and scream as punches and smacks are heard. Deputy Yugi sits next to his kind and loving pal Yami, as Téa finishes her work.
"There all done." Téa smiles patting Yami on the chest. The sheriff stretches his body out looking up at the sky.
"Did you send Dark Malik to punish them?" the male questions tossing his blond bangs back.
"Sure did." The young boy responds with a smile. Bones then strolls by in a horse carriage, with all these beautiful women.
"Hey Yugi thanks for all your help." Bones waves at the deputy.
"No problem." Yugi answers back with a wave. The little boy then leaves with his beautiful group of women. Ryou Bakura walks out of a shop with a violin in his hand.
"Hey guys doing well I see?" the young British boy smiles sweetly.
"Indeed we are Bakura." Yami says. Fondling the back of his neck. Another gunshot is heard from the distance and the three of them jerk up.
"OH-NO NOT ON THE FLOOR! I JUST HAD IT MOPPED!" Pegasus' voice yells from afar. Sheriff Yami and Deputy Yugi look at one another and sigh.
"Here we go again." Yugi shrugs shaking his head.
THE END