Disclaimer—BWAHAHAHAHA I BOUGHT FUSHIGI YUUGI LAST WEEK MWAHAHAHA… *nose grows out about ten feet*
AN- I'm back no da with six people who want to be in it with me! Is that a record or WHAT?! Oh, by the way, I'd like to subtly advertise my other fic School of Insanity because this fic will continue to have references to events in there no da… Just another incentive. Am I evil or what?! *nodnod* Ugh… I can't think when I write in pen. Actually, that has more to do with school lunch, but watch me care. If you think your part in here is too small then sue me, I tried to give everyone a lot of lines but gods it only gets so long…
Chapter TWO---- Enter the Seishi!!
K-chan, our good Tamahome-bashing friend, slammed shadow priestess' door open with her usual disregard for those pointless knocking customs. Ugh, who'd want to be polite?! shadow priestess didn't seem in the least bit perturbed, as Tasuki would have shattered it anyhow. Instead, she bounded forward for a bandit dance.
"K-chan it's been YEARS!!"
"Ya just saw me ya fool!"
"Hey! That's MY line!" Tasuki protested from his spot by the hole that once contained a door. "Me 'n Kouji…" Had he been a jelly doughnut, he would have popped open right then and there, thus staining shadow priestess' house beyond the abilities of stain remover. After all…
"TASUKI-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!"
shadow priestess winced. "Oof."
For, sadly, K-chan had glomped her idol. Not that this hasn't exactly happened before, but this time Draconsis felt it necessary to join in on the fun. And, alas, Melon Kitten was back with her army of dive-bombing erasers.
"Ya tryin' t' KILL me?!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"BANDIT DANCE!"
"Break it up," shadow priestess muttered irritably. "Come on, the basement's all set up and I ordered a hundred pizzas. Miaka's already waiting down there. Nobody else's here and it isn't nearly chaotic enough without TA around."
"You called?"
"Speak of a fanfic writer…" Chibigreen Tanuki started reverently, having turned up sometime during the Tasuki assault. She was regarding the whole scene with a rather shocked expression; this hadn't been on the invitation.
Melon Kitten's eyes narrowed. "Say shadow priestess… You didn't just say that you left Miaka alone with food did you?! Our food…? DARN YOU I'M HUNGRY YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!" she screamed, spazzing out.
"Calm down!! Chill chill chill! I'm not that stupid! Those were the decoy. As soon as Tamahome comes we send 'em packing to another room and then and only then I bring out my horde of random fatty foods."
"Tamahome…" Draconsis mused, eyes turning red and bulging out.
"I like food!" TA contributed perkily.
"Me too, but you don't have to act so happy about it," Eve Ri scoffed. As you can very well see, open doors invite quite a few strange characters. This particular girl was staring at the walls clutching her pictures of Mitsukake.
"Did I invite you?" shadow priestess asked suspiciously.
"Yep!" She held up a ripped up piece of construction paper. "You're invited," she read "to a wonderful party of unprecedented wonderfulness. Food, drinks and seishi abound! Come to 123 Chichiri Lane and discover what seishi-bashing is all about!"
"That's not what I got!" Chibigreen Tanuki observed indignantly. She yanked out a gold-rimmed invitation. "You are most cordially invited to attend the celebration being held on the third of September at the home of Her Eminence shadow priestess. A light lunch will be served, along with afternoon tea."
"Mood swings," the strange one herself explained. "This way I can appeal to intellectuals and my fellow weirdlings." She patted K-chan on the back. "Friend."
"When're the seishi coming?" TA wondered, chibi Chichiris dancing over her head,
"I'll take those, thank you very much," shadow priestess said stiffly. "And they'll be arriving shortly, I expect, though most likely they will deem it appropriate to arrive fashionably late na no da."
"Hai no da!"
With reflexes only a fangirl could cultivate, shadow priestess and TA Maxwell leapt up and glomped a very startled Chichiri. The latter began to frisk the poor monk for any monkly items, having sold the kasa and kesa on E-bay previously. (Anyone remember that…? ^.#)
"No da?"
"This certainly is an interesting study in the behavior of humans when the encounter the presence of one to whom they are attracted," Chiriko remarked, calmly stepping over the remains of the door. "Even so, I must say that I suppose few can relate to this extreme reaction on their part."
"Chiriko!" Tanuki exclaimed, running over. "Sanity sanity I see a ray of sanity!! Hey hey hey what do you think about genetic engineering? I've always wanted to know!"
The child genius blinked very slowly. Despite this kid's excitement at his sanity, she seemed to be quite lacking in it herself. He decided to proceed carefully. "Well… it is my personal opinion that the field of genetics is not morally justified as we should not be interfering with Suzaku's will…"
"Exactly right," Mitsukake asserted.
"OH! Mitsukake!" Tanuki called happily, bouncing over with a big smile on her face. "Hey, as a doctor, what's your opinion on using genetics to cure disea---"
"MITS-CHAN!!!" Eve Ri shrieked, knocking Tanuki over in her quest to glomp the healer. "MITS MITS HOW'S IT GOING?!" Cue the bandit dance, traditional courtship ritual of fangirls everywhere. We all dance in the same language!
"NOW we go down to the basement," shadow priestess announced, racing down. "FOOD FOOD FOOD LOTSA FOOD ICE CREAM GOOD FOR SOUL MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…"
"Oh no," Chiriko moaned.
Chapter two is over. Cut. Tot. No da. And shadow priestess is happi again. Keep the reviews coming, it's the only way for you people to get chapters. And read School of Insanity. Oh, and by the way. Please please please for me read Kaylana's fics! It's my recommendation for the chapter. UNTRADITIONAL IS REALLY REALLY GOOD. No da. Oh, and tell her to get her lazy butt moving on Shoes With Knives, it's at the bottom of her list and is a VERY GOOD FY fic no da. She's told me parts of the next chapters and they need to be updated! LOBBY FOR IT!! *obsessed with all caps* Don't forget to review!!!