The Pranks of Merry
A/N: I'm gonna do this in sections. Merry's pranks then Pippin's and so on.......... then
some people are gonna play some pranks together. Some pranks are gonna be chained.
Well.............................. Here goes nothing. btw Laicalasse is pronounced Lie-EE-SA Lass-A
It was a fine morning when Frodo woke up at his beloved Bag End. He got out of bed
and pulled on his slippers.
"EEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!," he yelled as his toes came in contact with something that was
no supposed to be in his slippers. "MERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU
PUT SOMETHING IN MY SLIPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
************Flashback*************
Frodo had been in the garden, talking to Sam when it started to rain. He rushed inside
and put on some tea. His feet were cold and wet so he dried them off and put on his
slippers to warm them up. As soon as his feet were all the way in, he felt something
wriggle. It was squishy and sort of slimey. Sort of like a frog that's been in water.
He pulled his feet out and emtied the slipper onto a table. It was a............ slug.
"MERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," he screamed.
**********End of Flashback************
His feet hit the floor with a wet thud/slap. He looked down. Splattered on the
floor was some mustard. Mixed with peanut-butter.
He went to the sink and turned on the faucet. But instead of water coming out,
horseradish mixed with pond scum, ketchup, a little bit of water and relish came
pelting out, spraying him, the sink, the kitchen and his mustard and peanut-butter
covered feet.
Frodo went down to the lake with every intention of washing off his feet, but when
he got there, he suddenly realized that he was wearing a bathrobe. As he rushed back
home, the belt of it, caught on a branch. A branch that was held by none other then
Merry. When he felt the cool breeze, he looked down and sprinted faster. He looked
up to see how far he had left, tripped over a root and went careening straight
into the fence of Bag End. He sat there for a second looking dazed. Then he
remembered. Then he saw a little blonde-haired, blue-eyed chubby hobbit child coming
toward him.
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" He ran into Bag End and
went straight into his room. But his troubles weren't going to end there. As he opened
his closet, he saw a sight that was the worst possible thing that could happen at the
moment. He saw no shirts. Nothing. Zip. Nada.
Then, Pippin came in. "Frodo!," he said. Suddenly, he turned bright red and ran. But
he forgot to turn. That sent him cannoning straight into Frodo.
"PIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
When I Get My Hands On You, I'm Going To Rip You Into Little Tiny Shreds And Feed
You To Gandalf For Second Breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Pippin got up, TURNED, and sprinted as fast as his legs would carry him. "Merry!
What did you do to Frodo?," he called.
Frodo pulled on some trousers, grabbed a jacket and ran out the door while putting
it on. As he ran past The Green Dragon, he spied all of Sam's gardening tools tied way
up high in a tree.
Sam saw him a asked, "Mr. Frodo? Would you mind climbin' up that there tree and
getting all me tools? Cus everytime I try to climb up, a bloody big branch always knocks
me down."
Frodo nodded and began climbing up the tree. When he was halfway up, he spied
Merry, with a bucket full of who-knows-what, and an impish grin. "Oh no," he said.
Oh no was right. Merrys' grin became wider as he dumped the bucket on top of Frodo's
head. And it was a bucket of bloody, slimey, grimey, dirty fish guts. As Frodo slipped,
Merry began to cut the strings holding up Sam's tools yelling "Bombs Away!!!!!"
When Frodo stood up, he noticed something. Sam only had on a really long shirt.
"Uh... Sam? What happened to your pants?"
"I dunno Mr. Frodo. Mabee Mr. Merry took 'em.
*Scene Change*
In The Green Dragon, Legolas is washing his hair. As he sqeazes the shampoo out
onto his head and starts rubbing it in, he starts to feel like it isn't really shampoo. 'It
feels like toothpaste' he thinks. He pulls his hand away from his head and looks at it.
Sure enough, it's no shampoo. In fact, it's toothpaste mixed with red dye.
Ohhhhhhh.......... poor Frodo. and Legolas. And It's not like i like picking on Frodo, or Sam
or Legolas. It's just fun to pick on them in fun. I'd like to thank MirkwoodArcher for
about half ot these pranks. I'd also like to thank Dark Mage and myself for the other
half. Review please.................
A/N: I'm gonna do this in sections. Merry's pranks then Pippin's and so on.......... then
some people are gonna play some pranks together. Some pranks are gonna be chained.
Well.............................. Here goes nothing. btw Laicalasse is pronounced Lie-EE-SA Lass-A
It was a fine morning when Frodo woke up at his beloved Bag End. He got out of bed
and pulled on his slippers.
"EEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!," he yelled as his toes came in contact with something that was
no supposed to be in his slippers. "MERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU
PUT SOMETHING IN MY SLIPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
************Flashback*************
Frodo had been in the garden, talking to Sam when it started to rain. He rushed inside
and put on some tea. His feet were cold and wet so he dried them off and put on his
slippers to warm them up. As soon as his feet were all the way in, he felt something
wriggle. It was squishy and sort of slimey. Sort of like a frog that's been in water.
He pulled his feet out and emtied the slipper onto a table. It was a............ slug.
"MERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," he screamed.
**********End of Flashback************
His feet hit the floor with a wet thud/slap. He looked down. Splattered on the
floor was some mustard. Mixed with peanut-butter.
He went to the sink and turned on the faucet. But instead of water coming out,
horseradish mixed with pond scum, ketchup, a little bit of water and relish came
pelting out, spraying him, the sink, the kitchen and his mustard and peanut-butter
covered feet.
Frodo went down to the lake with every intention of washing off his feet, but when
he got there, he suddenly realized that he was wearing a bathrobe. As he rushed back
home, the belt of it, caught on a branch. A branch that was held by none other then
Merry. When he felt the cool breeze, he looked down and sprinted faster. He looked
up to see how far he had left, tripped over a root and went careening straight
into the fence of Bag End. He sat there for a second looking dazed. Then he
remembered. Then he saw a little blonde-haired, blue-eyed chubby hobbit child coming
toward him.
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" He ran into Bag End and
went straight into his room. But his troubles weren't going to end there. As he opened
his closet, he saw a sight that was the worst possible thing that could happen at the
moment. He saw no shirts. Nothing. Zip. Nada.
Then, Pippin came in. "Frodo!," he said. Suddenly, he turned bright red and ran. But
he forgot to turn. That sent him cannoning straight into Frodo.
"PIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
When I Get My Hands On You, I'm Going To Rip You Into Little Tiny Shreds And Feed
You To Gandalf For Second Breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Pippin got up, TURNED, and sprinted as fast as his legs would carry him. "Merry!
What did you do to Frodo?," he called.
Frodo pulled on some trousers, grabbed a jacket and ran out the door while putting
it on. As he ran past The Green Dragon, he spied all of Sam's gardening tools tied way
up high in a tree.
Sam saw him a asked, "Mr. Frodo? Would you mind climbin' up that there tree and
getting all me tools? Cus everytime I try to climb up, a bloody big branch always knocks
me down."
Frodo nodded and began climbing up the tree. When he was halfway up, he spied
Merry, with a bucket full of who-knows-what, and an impish grin. "Oh no," he said.
Oh no was right. Merrys' grin became wider as he dumped the bucket on top of Frodo's
head. And it was a bucket of bloody, slimey, grimey, dirty fish guts. As Frodo slipped,
Merry began to cut the strings holding up Sam's tools yelling "Bombs Away!!!!!"
When Frodo stood up, he noticed something. Sam only had on a really long shirt.
"Uh... Sam? What happened to your pants?"
"I dunno Mr. Frodo. Mabee Mr. Merry took 'em.
*Scene Change*
In The Green Dragon, Legolas is washing his hair. As he sqeazes the shampoo out
onto his head and starts rubbing it in, he starts to feel like it isn't really shampoo. 'It
feels like toothpaste' he thinks. He pulls his hand away from his head and looks at it.
Sure enough, it's no shampoo. In fact, it's toothpaste mixed with red dye.
Ohhhhhhh.......... poor Frodo. and Legolas. And It's not like i like picking on Frodo, or Sam
or Legolas. It's just fun to pick on them in fun. I'd like to thank MirkwoodArcher for
about half ot these pranks. I'd also like to thank Dark Mage and myself for the other
half. Review please.................