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AN- Yeah yeah I know I should be working on School, but… *sniff* I had to do this one. I think some people who didn't ask are kicked out etc etc. But watch it people there's nine inclusions this time round not counting me. I'll be looking only for people who specifically state their interest in being in next chapter this is getting out of hand… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Chapter (get this) FOUR- I think I killed someone in a past life…

The air on the air hockey table, as we begin this chapter in the saga of the party that never ends, was still on, and the disembodied voice was still screaming. Mitsukake was already setting up his surgery table in preparation for operating on the poor table and the person presumably trapped within. Tasuki was valiantly attacking the puck, with little success. Melon Kitten… we'll stop there.

"The world," Sansele began, as though reading Shakespeare, "is yellow. Bright yellow." She sighed dramatically. "Yellow the color of yellow chocolate."

At this declaration, the world erupted.

"CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!?!" Chibigreen Tanuki, not quite recovered from her previous chocolate bar, yanked out her camera and twirled it around menacingly, ready to defend against any chocolate thieves in the vicinity.

"Thou shalt not touch the holy chocolate!" Taira shot a death glare around the basement, daring anyone to come nearer.

shadow priestess rolled her huge eyes and pranced off, dragging Chichiri. "WE know where the pretty chocolate is don't we our precioussssss? Nobody shall take it… it came to us…"

Behind her, TA Maxwell stalked, sneaking closer ever closer to her bishie… closer…. closer.   *insert JAWS music*

Kaylana calmly surveyed the surrounding area before heading over to the air hockey table of DOOM. Tasuki was in a corner, recovering from a puck shot to the head, the other fangirls were otherwise occupied… This was the opportunity of her lifetime and darned if she was gonna pass it up.
She had reckoned, of course, without Kchan and Draconsis.

"Going somewhere…?" Draconsis inquired.

"Of course not!" Kchan grinned insanely, waving her Tasuki plushie. "She isn't going anywhere the Tasuki plushie shall take over her mind…"

"Squeak," it agreed.

"Mitschan?" Eve Ri was still staring at the operating table, having already set up a tent in front of it. "I'm hungry." She looked up with an imploring expression. "Really hungry. Really really hungry."

Pause.

"… And…?"

"I'm hungry!" She crossed her arms and sulked.

"You sat on me," Sansele complained, her voice muffled. "Geroff me geROFF!!" She writhed insanely, causing our overworked resident healer to abandon his post. This was far more important, in his eyes. No tellin' what them there fangirls would do if left untreated…

"Hey it's OUR precious!" shadow priestess shrieked indignantly from the other side of the basement. Sounds of a violent scuffle immediately followed, and careful listening would reveal the sound of a very distraught blue haired monk apparently still attached to some fangirl.

"It's MY bishie!"

"YEAH RIGHT!!! After all, it's mine… my own…" The crunch of a candy bar.

"Da…?"

"Aww you made the bishie cry! HOW DARE YOU!" The crash of china.

"Don't they pay you?" Eve Ri asked her bishie rather skeptically as he got up again, this time armed with a straightjacket.

And still the air hockey continued, through all this insanity. Melon Kitten, it must be known, was winning by an extraordinary margin. Tasuki, though, was picking up the pace, thoughts of SAKE keeping him alive and kicking. This is of course attributed to the fact that he'd realized the puck was supposed to go in his opponent's goal. You know, so it scores for you.

"SCORE!" announced the wretched person imprisoned within the table. And the crowd cheers…

"IT CAME TO US!!!!" shadow priestess was flailing wildly while chained to the ping pong table, and Mitsukake was attempting to keep Chichiri at a safe distance, something that was made extremely difficult by TA's prowling. "IT CAME TO US!!!!!"

"I'm sure it did," the healer said placatingly.

"Camera," Tanuki muttered almost incoherently, reaching for the apparatus. "I shall take this to a same day developer…" she trailed off as chaos went boom by the ill fated air hockey table.

"Tasukisan…" Kaylana was calling over the shoulders of her opposing fangirl friends. "Tasukisan come to me Tasuki…"

"MY ARMY OF PLUSHIES WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!" Kchan ran in insane circles around Kaylana, still waving her Tasuki plushie, which had now been joined by our friend the evil Nakago plushie. "TASUKISAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…"

Draconsis, an evil plotting look evident on her face, grabbed for the plushie.

"WHY YOU---"

"SCORE!!"

Melon Kitten stared in disbelief at the scoreboard, which basically read "Tasuki- 12,346,376 Melon Kitten 12,346,375"

"T-t-Tasuki… he…" Her eyes narrowed. "CHEATER! TASUKI CHEATER TASUKI NO GET SAKE NO NO NO!!" She ran off screaming, leaving a dazed bandit behind.

"Sake… no sake…"

"You get sake!" Eve Ri bounced up, brandishing a bottle of the aforementioned substance. "We have drinking contest!" She yanked out an entire wine cellar's worth from that wonderful place known as Spandex Space. (Ooh that rhymed…).

Nuriko no Mikos glanced calculatingly at the piles of bottles. After a moment she patted Nuriko comfortingly ("I'll be right back!") and ran over. "I join I beat all you horrible amateurs!"

"Hmph," Kchan replied, racing to join them. She, though, pulled out her own secret stash of Coke. "We have Coke contest," she announced as though that settled everything. "We drink Coke. Coke good."

"Coke have petroleum," shadow priestess commented, happily enclosed in her bubble of hating soft drinks.

"We have burping contest after," Melon Kitten agreed, nodding vigorously.

The fangirls all collected around the couch.

"Ready?"

"Set!"

"GO!!!"

shadow priestess moaned. "WHO did I kill Suzakuseikun…?"

"Save me," Kaylana added.

"Mitsukun I have a HANGOVER…" Eve Ri pleaded. "Help me please…" She swayed unsteadily, clutching the Coke bottle as though it was her last lifeline. "Want Vanilla Coke… Must have will get…" She staggered over to the fridge, slamming it open and tossing out all the pizzas in her desperate search. "Where?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?" She collapsed.

TA grinned insanely, pocketing the (at the moment) liquid gold. "Pay me."

She spun around. "WHWHWHWHWHAT… YOU HAVE MY COKE!!" She launched herself at the other fangirl. "You're the one who's gonna pay just try me… COME ON I'M NOT AFRAID!"

"I am," shadow priestess whimpered.

"Tasuki Tasuki Tasuki plushie," Kchan sang happily. "I have a Tasuki plushie to rule the world with ME… but above all… I WANNA HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS ONLY A HIPPOPOTAMUS WILL DO…"

"Oh dear oh dear oh dear…"

Well that was the insane chapter… If you think I slighted you tell me and I'll try to be nicer and give you more face time next chapter. And by the way it's too hard to keep up with this nine people… ugh. So ask specifically I'm arranging five people by how well they fulfill requirements (i.e. you tell me you wanna be in it and then you say what you wanna do). Well til next time (which'll take a while I'm SO behind)… JAA NE MINNASAN!