Frodo's Payback
A/N see. i'll let Frodo get Merry with lots of malicious practical jokes. more suggestions
are appreciated, but ( ), could you please elaborate? thankyou. said stuff:".."
thoughts:'.' French: *...*
It was a fine morning in Brandy Hall as Meriadoc Brandybuck walked to the
breakfast table for breakfast. His mother brought his dish over and he began eating.
It was then that he knew that it was Frodo's payback time. Instead of the usual sweet
pancake syrup that he poured astounding amounts of on his meals, his tounge came in
contact with green raspberry syrup. His least favorite food. With no sugar or honey to
lighten the taste. Think of the most sour thing there is in the world. Make it ten times
more sour. More. More. More. More. Even more. Now you have it.
"MOTHER!!!! You know I like my syrup sweet," he called as soon as he could talk.
The berries were so sour that he was rendered speechless for a few seconds.
"Meriadoc Brandybuck! Don't you yell at me like that or I won't let Estella Bolger
come in. That nice friend of yours, Frodo Baggins, came over to give this to you. And
he says to me "Why hello Mrs. Brandybuck. How are you today? I came over to give
this to Merry. But I suppose he's still in bed huh? Could you put this syrup that my
Uncle Bilbo made on his pancakes this morning?" And I says to him, I says, "Why
certianly Frodo. You're behaving quite nicely this morning. I wish my Merry would
behave like this sometime. But he makes a big ruckus if I tell 'im to sit still even. Well,
you have a nice day now Frodo Baggins." And then he says, "And a good day to you too
Mrs. Brandybuck. I must be off now. Tell Merry i said 'hi' please. If it's no to much
trouble, that is." "Why that won't be no trouble at all," says I.
"Now go over to the lake and warsh up now, like a good little Brandybuck. And
Don't stomp in the house."
As soon as Merry was out of the house, he stomped all the way down to the lake
and began to 'warsh up like a good little Brandybuck.' He accidentally splashed some
water in his eyes, and as he pulled his shirt sideways so he could wipe his eyes on it,
he felt a push and he gave a yell as he toppled into the lake, curly head first. As he
resurfaced, he heard malicious laughter and saw Frodos' feet standing just out of
reach on the bank.
"HELP! HELP!," he called. "I'm drowning!" He thrashed around. Then he saw Estella
Bolger coming. 'It can't get any worse,' he thought. Then, it did.
"Oohh Estellaaaaaaa," called Frodo. 'Perfect,' he thought. "Would you mind coming
over here for a minute? I think Merry wants to see you." Estella walked over. 'Oh no,'
thought Merry. 'HAHAHAHAHA,' thought Frodo. 'I hope Merry's okay,' thought
Estella.
"Oh, *cough cough* Hello, Estella. Frodo."
Estella looked at him funny. "Um, Merry....... Why have you painted your face orange
and bright pink?" Merry tried to look at his own nose. "And Merry...... why don't you
stand up?" Merry stood up, still trying to look at his nose.
A mailman came over the hill saying, "Mail for Mr. Meriadoc Brandybuck. Ah there
you are Merry. Here. I've got a letter for you from..... Mr. Frodo Baggins." Frodo
decided that it would be a good idea to go home.
"I'd love to stay, everyone, but Uncle Bilbo told me to come home when I was done
giving you that syrup Merry. Goodbye." He dashed away, supposedly toward Bag End,
but in reality, he was headed straight for Merrys' room.
"Goodbye Frodo," called Estella. Merry began to open his letter. When he saw the
contents of it, he blanched and began trembeling. "What does it say Merry?," asked
Estella. He read it aloud.
It said:
"Dear Meriadoc Brandybuck,
It has come to my attention that you are a malicious prank-player.
Therefore, as my contract states, it is my sworn duty to iluminate you. My method of
ilumination is to Cut You Up Into Tiny Little Pieces And Feed You To Gandalf For
Second Breakfast. Have a wonderful day.
All the best,
Prankster Iluminator"
"Oh Merry....... What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to go hide in my room." And he did just that. "Goodbye Estella."
When he got to his room, he dived under the bed and stayed there until his mother
called him for dinner. When he came out from under the bed, he saw Frodo. But unlike
earlier, Frodo was now very scary. Because he had a big axe. And a wide grin.
Remember Pippins' scream when the dragon firework goes off? Imagine Merry
shrieking just like that. As Frodo walked toward him, Merry let out that shriek.
Then he called out,
"MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As his mother banged on the door, Frodo yelled,
*Do you know where I can find a duck?,* as he disappeared out the window.
#A little bit later#
"Hey Estella. *Can you get me a duck?*
"What was that Frodo?"
*Merry likes you a lot Estella. Can you find a duck for me?*
"I can't understand a word you're sayin' Frodo. Well, I gotta go anyway. See ya."
#Still later#
"Hey Merry!!"
"Hey what?"
"I told Estella that you liked her," called Frodo from the top of a tree.
"YOU WHAT?!?!?!?," yelled Merry from the ground.
"I'll just be going now," said Frodo. And off he went.
A/N hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.......... i'm so mean. So, howd'ya like it?
A/N see. i'll let Frodo get Merry with lots of malicious practical jokes. more suggestions
are appreciated, but ( ), could you please elaborate? thankyou. said stuff:".."
thoughts:'.' French: *...*
It was a fine morning in Brandy Hall as Meriadoc Brandybuck walked to the
breakfast table for breakfast. His mother brought his dish over and he began eating.
It was then that he knew that it was Frodo's payback time. Instead of the usual sweet
pancake syrup that he poured astounding amounts of on his meals, his tounge came in
contact with green raspberry syrup. His least favorite food. With no sugar or honey to
lighten the taste. Think of the most sour thing there is in the world. Make it ten times
more sour. More. More. More. More. Even more. Now you have it.
"MOTHER!!!! You know I like my syrup sweet," he called as soon as he could talk.
The berries were so sour that he was rendered speechless for a few seconds.
"Meriadoc Brandybuck! Don't you yell at me like that or I won't let Estella Bolger
come in. That nice friend of yours, Frodo Baggins, came over to give this to you. And
he says to me "Why hello Mrs. Brandybuck. How are you today? I came over to give
this to Merry. But I suppose he's still in bed huh? Could you put this syrup that my
Uncle Bilbo made on his pancakes this morning?" And I says to him, I says, "Why
certianly Frodo. You're behaving quite nicely this morning. I wish my Merry would
behave like this sometime. But he makes a big ruckus if I tell 'im to sit still even. Well,
you have a nice day now Frodo Baggins." And then he says, "And a good day to you too
Mrs. Brandybuck. I must be off now. Tell Merry i said 'hi' please. If it's no to much
trouble, that is." "Why that won't be no trouble at all," says I.
"Now go over to the lake and warsh up now, like a good little Brandybuck. And
Don't stomp in the house."
As soon as Merry was out of the house, he stomped all the way down to the lake
and began to 'warsh up like a good little Brandybuck.' He accidentally splashed some
water in his eyes, and as he pulled his shirt sideways so he could wipe his eyes on it,
he felt a push and he gave a yell as he toppled into the lake, curly head first. As he
resurfaced, he heard malicious laughter and saw Frodos' feet standing just out of
reach on the bank.
"HELP! HELP!," he called. "I'm drowning!" He thrashed around. Then he saw Estella
Bolger coming. 'It can't get any worse,' he thought. Then, it did.
"Oohh Estellaaaaaaa," called Frodo. 'Perfect,' he thought. "Would you mind coming
over here for a minute? I think Merry wants to see you." Estella walked over. 'Oh no,'
thought Merry. 'HAHAHAHAHA,' thought Frodo. 'I hope Merry's okay,' thought
Estella.
"Oh, *cough cough* Hello, Estella. Frodo."
Estella looked at him funny. "Um, Merry....... Why have you painted your face orange
and bright pink?" Merry tried to look at his own nose. "And Merry...... why don't you
stand up?" Merry stood up, still trying to look at his nose.
A mailman came over the hill saying, "Mail for Mr. Meriadoc Brandybuck. Ah there
you are Merry. Here. I've got a letter for you from..... Mr. Frodo Baggins." Frodo
decided that it would be a good idea to go home.
"I'd love to stay, everyone, but Uncle Bilbo told me to come home when I was done
giving you that syrup Merry. Goodbye." He dashed away, supposedly toward Bag End,
but in reality, he was headed straight for Merrys' room.
"Goodbye Frodo," called Estella. Merry began to open his letter. When he saw the
contents of it, he blanched and began trembeling. "What does it say Merry?," asked
Estella. He read it aloud.
It said:
"Dear Meriadoc Brandybuck,
It has come to my attention that you are a malicious prank-player.
Therefore, as my contract states, it is my sworn duty to iluminate you. My method of
ilumination is to Cut You Up Into Tiny Little Pieces And Feed You To Gandalf For
Second Breakfast. Have a wonderful day.
All the best,
Prankster Iluminator"
"Oh Merry....... What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to go hide in my room." And he did just that. "Goodbye Estella."
When he got to his room, he dived under the bed and stayed there until his mother
called him for dinner. When he came out from under the bed, he saw Frodo. But unlike
earlier, Frodo was now very scary. Because he had a big axe. And a wide grin.
Remember Pippins' scream when the dragon firework goes off? Imagine Merry
shrieking just like that. As Frodo walked toward him, Merry let out that shriek.
Then he called out,
"MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As his mother banged on the door, Frodo yelled,
*Do you know where I can find a duck?,* as he disappeared out the window.
#A little bit later#
"Hey Estella. *Can you get me a duck?*
"What was that Frodo?"
*Merry likes you a lot Estella. Can you find a duck for me?*
"I can't understand a word you're sayin' Frodo. Well, I gotta go anyway. See ya."
#Still later#
"Hey Merry!!"
"Hey what?"
"I told Estella that you liked her," called Frodo from the top of a tree.
"YOU WHAT?!?!?!?," yelled Merry from the ground.
"I'll just be going now," said Frodo. And off he went.
A/N hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.......... i'm so mean. So, howd'ya like it?