Disclaimer: All things recognizable from the Harry Potter books aren't mine, they came from the mind of the talented J.K. Rowling. I'm just borrowing them. This story was done purely for fun, there is no financial gain involved (even though I wish there was)

A/N: Any oversights from the book, misspelled words or out of character- ness can be explained by this, I am not JKR, I can't even pretend to be in the same league, this is just a bit of fan fiction done by me for fun. I'm sure similar stories have been done before, there are thousands of HP stories on fanfiction.net alone, many of which I have never read, so I can't claim mine is 100% original. But I did NOT knowingly copy anyone else's story, any similarities are purely coincidental.

This idea has been bugging me for a while, I just had to get it out of my system. It's not to be taken too seriously though, just my attempt at being funny :O)

Dedication: To my dad for unwittingly giving me the idea for this story one night in a MSN chatroom.

Memorial: In remembrance of my 20 Gig, Fujitsu hard drive. March 13, 2001 to September 29, 2002. You saved well and your data will be missed...

Rating: PG just to be safe