Disclaimer: I don't own anything I'm using for this story. Love Hina's not mine, which sucks. There.

"blah" - means speech. (blah) - Means me talking. ::blah:: means character's thoughts.

"Yahoo! Today's our last day. I'm gonna play my heart out!" Screamed Sarah as she and Su ran off the end of the docks and splashed into the water. Keitaro walked with Naru down the beach, both of them feeling awkward. Naru because of her dreams the last night, Keitaro because he still had to apologize. Suddenly Keitaro felt a shift in the ground under his feet and took a step backward. Naru walked another few steps and then turned to look at him strangely when suddenly the sand under her feet disappeared and she fell into a large hole. "Aaack!! What the heck is this?" She yelled as she landed in the bottom. "You fell into our trap!" Shouted Su and Sarah as they jumped from behind some bushes. ::Weren't they over by the docks just a second ago? How in the world did they get behind those shrubs? ..Where did the shrubs come from anyway? And how did they dig this hole and get the sand to stay there?!?:: Keitaro shrugged. He just left it to the wonder that was the two kids. :: Man, if they had any real ambition, they could probably take over the world.:: He shivered at the thought of empresses Sarah and Su, and bent down to extend a hand to Naru and pull her out of the hole. Subtly kicking a "small" octopus that had somehow gotten into the hole, and managed to crawl out behind Naru, into orbit.

Naru was dusting herself off and looking very much angry when Keitaro dive tackled her. A van suddenly went through the space she had been standing in, and fell into the hole. "Wow, that was dangerous. Who thought there'd be a pitfall here of all places?" Said Seta as he emerged from the back of the van. Which was sticking up into the air. "Oh, hello everyone. Good to see you all together." "Um.Seta.your head is really bleeding. Here." Keitaro whipped out a handkerchief from a conspicuous pocket in his shorts, along with two large bandages. "I keep these for daily occurrences." He said to the strange looks he was given upon the appearance of the items. As Keitaro went about patching up Seta's head, his words struck the group hard. ::Daily occurrences.are we really that bad to him?:: Most of the girls wondered. Su and Sarah however were nodding sagely at the wisdom in the art of the "Carrying of bandages". Blissfully ignorant they were the main cause of Keitaro's skill in the art in the first place. "Thank you Keitaro. I didn't know you knew first aid. Of course, I didn't know you knew martial arts either." Seta laughed and everyone else shifted uncomfortably, especially Keitaro. "Anyway, I have a business trip that I must go on. So." "You need me to take care of Sarah." Keitaro broke in. "Yes, exactly. Oh, and I almost forgot, I talked it over with Haruka, and I've decided to leave Sarah in the Care of Hinata house for awhile." The group stood in shock at this. Some at the seeming carelessness of the man as a Father.(Namely Matoko and Naru) Some at the great prospect of fun it presented. (Only Su) Some in horror. (Keitaro and Kitsune, of course.) And a little of all three from Shinobu. "As you well know, I'm quite busy all the time. So, it's just not responsible for me to cast an impressionable young girl into an unstructured and unruly lifestyle like mine." Seta said. "Papa, No! You can't mean that!" Screeched Sarah as she ran to wrap herself around his legs. Some words were exchanged between the two, and then Seta got in the van, which was disturbingly intact, and sitting flat on the ground a few feet away from the group. The large whole had disappeared, and there wasn't a trace of there every being one. Everyone stared for a second, and then shrugged. Chalking it up to Su somehow having something to do with it. Even though she had been standing there the whole time. As the van pulled away, (more like torpedoed off) Sarah suddenly dashed after it, screaming for her Daddy. Then, as all dramatic moments should, this one ended. When Sarah tripped over a rock and landed face first in the sand. "Don't be sad Sarah." Said Naru as she came to help the child to her feet. "It's not like it's goodbye forever." The older girl bent to offer a hug. "Don't touch me!" Sarah yelled as she ran away. (Sure runs a lot.)

::OK, I know what I'll do. I'll pull the biggest, meanest prank ever and get myself hated by everyone. Those suckers won't even know what hit em when I unleash my evil.:: Sarah thought to herself.